Rachel Berry Two days until the opening of West Side Story and my lovely Tony (Blaine Anderson) and I are going to bring the house down!
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Brittany Pierce Who's house? And why would you want to bring it down?
Rachel Berry It's an expression, Brittany.
Artie Abrams Of course, I can't help but be apprehensive due to some.. issues we discussed.
Blaine Anderson 'Issues', I might add, that are none of your business.
Artie Abrams Someone's touchy about the subject.
Rachel Berry I assure you that Blaine and I will be able to work on these... issues of which you speak, and appropriately play Maria and Tony to the fullest of our extent. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel Does anyone else get the feeling they missed something? (Finn Hudson likes this)
Blaine Anderson Don't worry about it, Kurt *hearts*
Rachel Berry I have to ask why Blaine and I are still on book for some of the songs, Artie. I have known every note of West Side Story since I was one year old, and I'm sure Blaine has been training similarly, if not quite as extensively.
Blaine Anderson Such faith you have in me, Rach.
Jacob Ben Israel Two lovely ladies are tied for first place in the pools today. Both with 38% of the vote are Brittany Susan Pierce and Miss Rachel Berry. Following behind with 20% of the vote is Kurt 'Elizabeth' Hummel. Last is Rick "the Stick" Nelson, with 4% of the vote, not changing an inch from last week.
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Santana Lopez You're going down so hard you'll rip out the knees of your schoolgirl stockings, Berry. (Brittany Pierce, Sugar Motta, and 134 others like this)
Rachel Berry There's no need to be afraid now that you have some real competition, Santana. Besides, it's not like I need this position, considering I have the lead role in the school musical and the hottest guy in school on my arm, whereas Brittany's fragile self-esteem would hang on this race if she weren't too confused to realize how important it is.
Brittany Pierce Stop the violence!
Jacob Ben Israel I'm voting for you, Rachel. Also, I would strongly advise the Stick Nelson to drop out, considering how constantly low his poll number have been.
Rachel Berry Thank you for your support.
Kurt Hummel Can't you all just picture the showbiz-ready smile that goes with that statement? (Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, and 38 others like this)
Rachel Berry You're just jealous because I entered the race after you and am now ahead of you. Face it, my feminine wiles and sparkling personality simply awe the crowd.
Kurt Hummel I think your chest is a little too flat for 'feminine wiles'. (the Stick Nelson, Santana Lopez, and 15 others like this)
Santana Lopez If either of you makes one comment about my Brittany, I will take you to the carpet!
Kurt Hummel Oh, so she's 'your Brittany', now?
Santana Lopez Also, you're delusional if you think Frankenteen's the hottest guy in school, Berry.
Ohio State University Coach Cooter Menkins will represent the Buckeyes at William McKinley High school on Friday, November 4th. The team is looking for recruits for the following positions: Quarterback, Halfback, Running Back, Wide Receiver, Guard, Linebacker, and Kicker. Play your best, gentleman.
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Finn Hudson We gotta do out best Friday night, guys, or we're missing out on a big opportunity.
Puck Badass You better bring your A-game, Finny, or we're all going down. (Azimio Adams, Shane '56' Tinsley, and 10 others like this)
Shane '56' Tinesly We're all depending on you, man. Don't mess it up.
Finn Hudson You can count on me, guys.
Rachel Berry posted to Finn Hudson's Wall Tonight, tonight, it all began tonight, I saw you and the world went away! Tonight, tonight, there's only you tonight, what you are, what you do, what you say!
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Brittany Pierce Wanky
Santana Lopez I speak from experience: gross.
Rachel Berry Ignore them Finn, I'm so excited for our romantic dinner by candlelight tonight. I'll be over at six. Also, you can't even marry your first cousin in Kentucky.
Finn Hudson I have everything just as you like it (Rachel Berry likes this)
Brittany Pierce Wanky
Rachel Berry As long as everything is vegan and nonalcoholic, it's fine by me :)
Finn Hudson Right..
Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson
Rachel Berry: Hi.
Rachel Berry: Finn?
Rachel Berry: Finn, please talk to me.
Finn Hudson Why should I? Gonna try to seduce me again so that you can be the perfect sexually-awakened Maria? You know what, I'm tired of your dreams being more important than us.
Rachel Berry Finn, I wouldn't do this with anyone, and I *do* love you, and I *do* want to be with you. This just gave me the extra push!
Finn Hudson You shouldn't *need* an extra push! I should be all you need.
Rachel Berry It's perfect and wonderful and *right*, between us, and you know it, Finn Hudson! What's a better time to do it than right now?
Finn Hudson How about after opening night?
Finn Hudson is offline
Rachel Berry "I have a love, and it's all that I have. Right or wrong, what else can I do? I love Finn, I'm his, and everything he is I am too."
Finn Hudson Is this some sort of messed up attempt to apologize? Because remembering what you did to be Maria isn't exactly helping.
Kurt Hummel Oh, boy, what did Rachel do now?
Blaine Anderson Rachel, please tell me you didn't do anything rash as a result of our... conversation with our director, who needs to keep his nose out of other people's personal lives. Especially lives *that personal*!
Finn Hudson You knew about this?
Blaine Anderson I was there for the conversation, I didn't think she would actually attempt to.. remedy the issue.
Kurt Hummel Didn't you try to do the same thing?
Finn Hudson You did what now?
Blaine Anderson I was drunk...
Finn Hudson I don't know who to be madder at! I do know which one of you I can hit though...
Finn Hudson posted to Rachel Berry's Wall I love you.
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Rachel Berry I love you too *hearts*
Blaine Anderson All's well that ends well? (Rachel Berry like this)
Finn Hudson Still mad at you for making my little brother upset dude.
Kurt Hummel I'm not upset anymore *hearts*
Artie Abrams And that's a wrap! Fantastic show, everyone, we've had a wonderful run. Special thanks to Rachel Berry and Blaine Anderson who, against all odds, were the perfect Tony and Maria.
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Kurt Hummel "Against all odds.." *rolls eyes*
Blaine Anderson Love you too, butthead
Rachel Berry Special thanks from Blaine and I to the people that gave us our inspiration, our respective soul mates, Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson (Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
Finn Hudson I love you too, Rachel
Santana Lopez Will you four stop your blubbering on our post? Oh, and thanks to ME! director.
Artie Abrams Thanks also to Santana Lopez (who scares me)