A/N: Some of this is recycled from last chapter (just to keep things making sense,) but a lot of it's new.

Rachel Berry Two days until the opening of West Side Story and my lovely Tony (Blaine Anderson) and I are going to bring the house down!
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Brittany Pierce Who's house? And why would you want to bring it down?
Rachel Berry It's an expression, Brittany.
Artie Abrams Of course, I can't help but be apprehensive due to some.. issues we discussed.
Blaine Anderson 'Issues', I might add, that are none of your business.
Artie Abrams Someone's touchy about the subject.
Rachel Berry I assure you that Blaine and I will be able to work on these... issues of which you speak, and appropriately play Maria and Tony to the fullest of our extent. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel Does anyone else get the feeling they missed something? (Finn Hudson likes this)
Blaine Anderson Don't worry about it, Kurt :)
Rachel Berry I have to ask why Blaine and I are still on book for some of the songs, Artie. I have known every note of West Side Story since I was one year old, and I'm sure Blaine has been training similarly, if not quite as extensively.
Blaine Anderson Such faith you have in me, Rach.

Jacob Ben Israel Two lovely ladies are tied for first place in the pools today. Both with 38% of the vote are Brittany Susan Pierce and Miss Rachel Berry. Following behind with 20% of the vote is Kurt 'Elizabeth' Hummel. Last is Rick "the Stick" Nelson, with 4% of the vote, not changing an inch from last week.
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Santana Lopez You're going down so hard you'll rip out the knees of your schoolgirl stockings, Berry. (Brittany Pierce, Sugar Motta, and 134 others like this)
Rachel Berry There's no need to be afraid now that you have some real competition, Santana. Besides, it's not like I need this position, considering I have the lead role in the school musical and the hottest guy in school on my arm, whereas Brittany's fragile self-esteem would hang on this race if she weren't too confused to realize how important it is.
Brittany Pierce Stop the violence!
Jacob Ben Israel I'm voting for you, Rachel. Also, I would strongly advise the Stick Nelson to drop out, considering how constantly low his poll numbers have been.
Rachel Berry Thank you for your support.
Kurt Hummel Can't you all just picture the showbiz-ready smile that goes with that statement? (Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, and 38 others like this)
Rachel Berry You're just jealous because I entered the race after you and am now ahead of you. Face it, my feminine wiles and sparkling personality simply awe the crowd.
Kurt Hummel I think your chest is a little too flat for 'feminine wiles'. (the Stick Nelson, Santana Lopez, and 15 others like this)
Santana Lopez If either of you makes one comment about my Brittany, I will take you to the carpet!
Kurt Hummel Oh, so she's 'your Brittany', now?
Santana Lopez Also, you're delusional if you think Frankenteen's the hottest guy in school, Berry.

Blaine Anderson and Sebastian Smythe are now friends.

Sebastian Smythe posted to Blaine Anderson's Wall We absolutely have to meet for coffee this week. I have plenty more Paris stories to tell you.
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Blaine Anderson So is your living in Paris the reason we ended up serenading a French teacher a few days ago?
Sebastian Smythe Call that coincidence, if you will. We vowed to serenade the first teacher who came to tell us to be quiet. Luckily, it happened to be a female teacher.
Blaine Anderson I would ask if you would have serenaded a male teacher with 'Uptown Girl', but I already know the answer to that.
Sebastian Smythe Of course! And you're partly to blame for this, Mr. Anderson.
Blaine Anderson Yes, but she can't suspend *me*
Sebastian Smythe I believe I forgot to RSVP to your invitation, which is of course a 'yes'. I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Blaine Anderson I believe you already did mention it. "Once a Warbler, always a Warbler."
Rachel Berry Isn't that the truth.

Kurt Hummel posted to Blaine Anderson's Wall So what exactly does being adventerous imply?
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Santana Lopez Bored in the bedroom already?
Blaine Anderson Ignoring Santana, I think we should deviate a little from the bucket list. Too much like planning. Have coffee with me on Tuesday, there's someone I want you to meet.
Santana Lopez Threesome? Wanky!

Sebastian Smythe and Kurt Hummel are now friends.
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Sebastian Smythe posted to Kurt Hummel's Wall So, get any firsts crossed off your list last night, Kurt? You and Blaine looked pretty... close when you were leaving.
Kurt Hummel You planned this, didn't you?
Sebastian Smythe Did I plan to get a drunk Blaine to try and jump your bones? No. Would I have, if I could have? Of course. This is better than I ever could have planned.
Kurt Hummel What the hell is wrong with you? Besides the fact that you're trying to jump a committed man?
Sebastian Smythe What, you can't even use the word 'sex'? What a cute little virgin. Too bad you'll never get the chance to loose that curse, since I plan to steal your one and only hope.
Kurt Hummel Keep your meerkat paws OFF of my boyfriend.
Sebastian Smythe The only thing I don't understand is: if he's a horny drunk, why would he want to jump you over *me*.
Kurt Hummel Can't face the fact that I'm hotter than you?
Sebastian Smythe Oh, please.
Kurt Hummel Than why am *I* the one that Blaine wants?

Kurt Hummel and David Karofksy are now friends.
Blaine Anderson does not particularly like this at all.
Sebastian Smythe Speaking of wanting...
Finn Hudson ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HE THREATENED TO KILL YOU!
Kurt Hummel Finn, calm down.
Blaine Anderson He did worse than that...
Finn Hudson Define worse.
Kurt Hummel Blaine, shut up. You have enough groveling to do already.
Santana Lopez Do I need to cut you again, Karofsky?
Mercedes Jones You take a step towards my boy, I will take you to the carpet.
Puck DaBadass Would you rather die or be a vegetable for the rest of your life? Your choice.
Kurt Hummel Guys, calm down. David's changed.
Dave Karofksy I know I've done some horrible stuff, but that's all in the past. Kurt and I are totally cool now, right, Kurt? (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Mercedes Jones What kind of crazy world am I living in?

Blaine Anderson posted to Kurt Hummel's Wall Make of our hands one hand, make of our hearts one heart, make of our vows one last vow: only death will part us now.
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Kurt Hummel I love you, so much.
Blaine Anderson I love you too. You take my breath away.
Kurt Hummel :) *hearts*
Finn Hudson Not to interrupt the romantic moment or anything, but does this mean you won't let me kill Blaine anymore?
Kurt Hummel Yes, that's exactly what it means. Go away.
Blaine Anderson You officially killed the romantic moment.

Artie Abrams And that's a wrap! Fantastic show, everyone, we've had a wonderful run. Special thanks to Rachel Berry and Blaine Anderson who, against all odds, were the perfect Tony and Maria.
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Kurt Hummel "Against all odds.." *rolls eyes*
Blaine Anderson Love you too, butthead
Rachel Berry Special thanks from Blaine and I to the people that gave us our inspiration, our respective soul mates, Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Finn Hudson I love you too, Rachel
Santana Lopez Will you four stop your blubbering on our post? Oh, and thanks to ME! director.
Artie Abrams Thanks also to Santana Lopez (who scares me)