Naruto: Suteneko-chan! Sasuke is being mean!

Suteneko: Sasuke! Don't be mean!

Sasuke: Hn

Suteneko: *eye twitches* Are you trying to piss me off?

Sasuke: *shrugs his shoulders*

Suteneko: And what is that supposed to mean?

Naruto: Suteneko-chan does not own Naruto because if she did, she would make sure Sasuke suffered in every chapter of the Naruto manga…

Suteneko: You damn right I would!

Kakashi listened quietly to Naruto's story whilst Sakura sat in the corner, away from the world.

They could hear her mutter over & over again, "Sasuke's a girl now…Sasuke a girl now…"

Finally Sasuke appeared.

"Why did you take so long?" Kakashi asked.

"I had trouble finding my robe." Sasuke replied before sitting down next to Naruto on the couch.

Kakashi nodded from his spot on the armchair, "Ok Sasuke I need to ask you, did you eat/drink anything yesterday that may have taster weird/smelled weird?"

Sasuke just looked at him, "The thing is, all I drank was a bottle of water. I set out to train in the morning & then I fainted from exhaustion. I woke up with full chakra levels at 6pm. I trained again & then when I thought that was enough training for the day, I went home. Because I was thirsty, I took a bottle from my fridge and finished it."

"Where's the bottle now?" Naruto asked him.

"In the trashcan"

Naruto got up and went over to the trashcan and when he looked inside, he saw that the trashcan was empty except for the bottle. He took it out, unscrewed the cap & sniffed it.

"So how does it smell?" Kakashi asked

"Normal, nothing strange" he told him as he passed Kakashi the bottle to take a look.

Kakashi sniffed the bottle too and agreed with Naruto, nothing strange. The he held the bottle up higher in the light and his eye widened, the bottle was glowing blue!

"We'd better take this to Tsunade-sama so she can take a look."

Naruto nodded but Sasuke looked hesitant.

"Do I have to go too?"

Kakashi blinked at him, "Well of course you have to Sasuke, if not how is Tsunade-sama going to help you?"

Sasuke sighed, defeated, "All right, let me shower & change first."

Sasuke got up to leave but Kakashi stopped her, "By the way Sasuke, I suggest you try to rummage around for a bra that could fit or at least bind up your chest."

That made Naruto's face flame, remembering the earlier incident with Sasuke and her singlet.

Kakashi's right though. Mikoto Uchiha had size C cup too.

Come to think of it…so did Hinata's mum…

Damn! Do all women of the dojutsu clans inherit big breasts?

Sasuke meanwhile was contemplating whether or not she should slap Kakashi.

"After all Sasuke," Kakashi continued after a pause, "You wouldn't want you new nipples showing all the time through your shirt right?"

Sasuke's face to turned red & he slapped Kakashi, leaving an equally red slap mark to appear on the masked jounin's face.

"STUPID PERVERT KAKASHI!" Sasuke yelled as he stomped off in anger.

Naruto couldn't help but laugh his ass off at that.

10 minutes later…

Sasuke came out of his room and Naruto tried his best not to laugh at his teammate.

His clothes were several sizes too big!

"Was I really that fat?" he heard her mumble to herself.

Kakashi heard her too & shook his head "No Sasuke, girls are naturally smaller and curvier"

"But then, what can I do now? I have no other clothes! There no way I can go out!"

"Actually, I might have an idea." Kakashi & Sasuke raised eyebrows at Naruto's smirk.

"What do you have in mind?" Kakashi asked.

Naruto didn't answer instead, he turned to face Sasuke, "Sasuke, go to your room and change out of those clothes. Put on your robe & give me the clothes."

"Why? What are you going to do?" Sasuke asked, her curiosity getting the better of her.

"Just do it." Naruto told her impatiently.

"Hn" Sasuke turned on her heel & went to her room.

Naruto turned to Sakura then, "Say Sakura, could you-"

But when he saw Sakura, he stopped. Her eyes were dead, lifeless. He had seen those symptoms on Hinata before.

Naruto walked over to Sakura and gently asked her, "Do you want to lie down for a minute?"

Sakura nodded her head numbly in response.

"Would you mind if I carry you to the couch?"

Sakura didn't reply so Naruto took that as a yes. He carefully picked her up bridal style, walked over to the couch & laid her down.

Naruto stroked her cheek, leaned forward & whispered in her ear, "I'll here for you."

Sakura didn't respond & closed her eyes but Naruto didn't mind, he took off his jacket, revealing the short sleeve black shirt he wore underneath and put his jacket over the pink haired genin to keep her warm. It was rather chilly this morning. Casting one last glance at her, he took off in search for what he needed.

"I didn't know Naruto could be so gentle…" Kakashi thought.

Then Sasuke came back & noticed that Naruto was gone.

"Where's the dobe Kakashi?"

Kakashi was about to answer him but he saw that her eyes had wandered over to Sakura.

"Why does she have her jacket?"

Before Kakashi could reply, Naruto came back.

"Good, you have the clothes. Could you put in on the table?"

Sasuke did so and noticed that Naruto had put his mother's old sewing machine & sewing kit on the table as well.

"Why do you have those?" Sasuke asked him.

"I'm going to sew you new clothes from your old ones of course." Naruto replied before sitting down & making himself comfortable on the armchair.

Kakashi blinked his eye in surprise, "You know how to sew?"

"Yup. Anyway sensei, how about you head off first & explain the situation to baa-chan while the girls and I stay here?"

Kakashi smiled in amusement at Sasuke's face when Naruto said "the GIRLS & I"

"Alright then Naruto. I'll see you kids later." Kakashi performed several hand signs & disappeared in a swirl of leaves, leaving the 13 year olds alone.

Suteneko: TOO LONG

Naruto: I can sew?

Sasuke: Apparently

Kakashi: Please review