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Sasuke: I hate you
Suteneko: Why?
Suneko: Because you turned me into a girl!
Suteneko: Hey, FEMSASUs are really uncommon and my hands were just ITCHING to write it! I love writing uncommon stuff!
Sasuke: Because you're a weird girl.
Suteneko: Everybody is weird damn it! Now do the disclaimer.
Sasuke: *sigh* Suteneko does not own Naruto.
"Rin-san!"
Rin turned to see her favorite blonde and smiled.
"Naruto! How have you been?"
"Good but I have a new trauma patient for you." He answered; gesturing to the sleeping girl he had in his arms.
Rin looked at the girl that was sleeping in Naruto's arms and immediately recognized her, "Sakura Haruno? The Haruno Heiress?"
Naruto nodded.
"Ok, I have a room for her upstairs follow me."
Once they were in the lift, Rin spoke again.
"So, what caused her trauma?"
"Sasuke turning into a girl." Naruto simply replied
Rin looked at him disbelievingly.
"I'm not joking! Honest!" Naruto defended himself.
"Really?"
"Yes really."
"How?"
"Somebody switched the water in his water bottle with gender changing water."
"Who would go through all that trouble just to turn the Uchiha into a girl?" Rin asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Somebody who must really hate him I guess."
"So how is he-I mean SHE handling it so far?"
"Better than this morning."
"What happened this morning?" the brunette asked, her curiosity peeked
"He cried"
"You mean she" Rin corrected "Wait...cried? Are you serious?" her eyes, widening in surprised
"Dead serious. He-I mean she screamed too." he told her
"Wow…"
The lift door opened and the two stepped out. Naruto followed Rin to Sakura's new room. Once inside, Naruto gently laid the sleeping pinkette down on her bed and tucked her in.
"I'll have my people take good care of her Naruto. Don't worry."
At that moment, the room door opened and Kakashi stepped inside with a woman next to him. The women had long pink hair and emerald green eyes, the very spitting image of Sakura! She was wearing a long sleeved white top , black pants and white sandals. Naruto's thoughts then went into overdrive when he saw her.
She must be Sakura's mum…
Wow, they're spitting images of each other!
Except her mom has a chest...
a BIG one too...probably a C cup
"Yo" Kakashi greeted, breaking Naruto's train of thought.
"How did you find us?" Rin asked him
"I can smell your perfume a mile away Rin-chan" he says, winking at his girlfriend
Rin rolled her eyes and Naruto shook his head.
"I still can't believe you're dating him Rin-san."
Immediately a pulse throbbed on Rin's forehead, "Call me nee-chan Naruto!"
"Ok, ok!" Naruto quickly said, seeing her angry face.
Immediately Rin ruffled Naruto's hair with a smile on her face, "Good boy"
Kakashi sweatdropped.
She must be PMSing again...
"What did you say Kakashi?" Rin asked, glaring at him.
Crap I said it out loud...
Kakashi sweatdropped, "Nothing Rin-chan! Nothing at all!"
She's scary when she's mad
Rin smiled, "Good"
Naruto sweatdropped at Rin's mood swing but before he could comment on it, he noticed Sakura's mother holding Sakura's hand in hers and speaking.
"God, Sakura...How many times have I told you that you will never win the Uchiha's heart? His heart is as cold as ice! He's an arrogant pompous ass that doesn't deserve your love, but you still liked him anyway. I told you before already, a ninja life with a dead set mind on winning the Uchiha's heart will get you nowhere and only give you troubles. Now look at you!"
"Haruno-san?"
She turned around to face him, "Yes?"
"I'm Naruto. I brought Sakura-chan here."
She smiled then, "I know. And thank you for looking after her so well. Your sensei told me about how gently you've been treating her"
Naruto laughed embarrassed, "Ah well Sakura-chan is my friend after all."
The pinkette just smiled even wider, "Either way, thank you"
Kakashi frowned underneath his mask, "Uhm...Haruno-san why do you hate Sasuke so much?"
Immediately, she frowned, "He's arrogant, disrespectful, rude-"
Kakashi interrupted her in mid-rant, "We get it Haruno-san, you don't like him for his attitude."
"You mean her" Rin corrected.
"Right, her"
The pinkette snorted, "Good thing too, this new gender change will definitely deflate that stupid ego of his."
"Hers" Naruto corrected
"Right..."
And suddenly out of nowhere, she leaned forward and kissed Naruto on the forehead, causing Naruto to blush and the other adults in the room to chuckle at his embarrassment.
"Well then, I need to get going. Naruto, thank you again for taking such good care of my daughter. I really appreciate it" she says as she got up from her chair.
"N-no p-problem H-haruno-san"
Sakura's mother smiled again, bent down, kissed Naruto on the cheek and whispered in his ear, "You can call me Sasayaki-san, Naruto-kun"
Immediately, Naruto's face reddened to a shade similar to that of a tomato's.
Downstairs
Sasuke, Jiraiya, Tsunade & Shizune had just entered into the hospital when Sasuke noticed Naruto coming out of the lift.
"Oi dobe!"
Naruto looked up and Sasuke blinked.
Why is his face so red?
"What happened?" Sasuke asked
"N-nothing"
"Bullshit, what happened dobe?"
"What are you doing here anyway?" Naruto asked, changing the topic immediately
"Well, we're here to run a health check on Sasuke-chan. To make sure nothing affected her in any way when she changed gender" Jiraiya answered for Sasuke.
The gender-changed ninja's eye twitched before stepping HARD on the pervert's foot.
"Don't call me Sasuke-chan you old pervert!"
Immediately Tsunade, Shizune and Naruto burst in laughter whilist Jiraiya jumped up and down, clutching his injured foot like a fool.
After a while Naruto stopped laughing, "Oh man, that was funny. But I really have to go now."
"Go where?" Shizune asked.
"To see Ino-chan. I want to ask her for help on what flowers to get for Sakura when I visit tomorrow. Well see ya later!" Naruto said as he waved to them goodbye before running out of the hospital.
Then Sasuke remembered something.
HE GOT OUT OF ANSWERING MY QUESTION!
THAT BASTARD!
Jiraiya: Why did I get stepped on?
Suteneko: Because you're a pervert.
Naruto: Also because Suteneko-chan hates perverts.
Suteneko: Damn straight I do!
Naruto: She's like a mini Tsunade when she's around perverts!
Jiraiya: Are you serious? Crap, I've got to remove that camera before she notices it...
Suteneko: *eyes widens* WHAT CAMERA?
Jiraiya: Shit...
Suteneko: *cracks knuckles* YOU'RE DEAD YOU OLD PERVERTED HERMIT! *chases after Jiraiya*
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