RECAP: Kiba and Chouji find out about Sakura and Sasuke.

Naruto and Gaara were home from Ichiraku's and their failed attempt at the barbeque place. They had barely walked in the door before the phone rang. Naruto answered it.

"Hello?"

"Naruto, it's Sasuke."

"Hey."

"Hey, Uh did you talk to Kiba and Chouji today?"

"Well...they over heard me and Gaara talking about the ultrasound. I didn't tell them anything though."

"See that's the thing...they came over and they for some reason thought Kakashi raped Sakura and that's why she was pregnant, anyway they came over and uh...we sorta told 'em..."

"Oh..."

"It was just that we didn't want them spreading rumors or something. When we tell everyone else you can be there, I promise."

"No, it's OK, it's your news to tell, you should decide how you tell people. Don't worry about me. Anyway I better go, I still have to call Kakashi."

"Good luck with that."

"Thanks."

"Bye."

"Bye."

Naruto was a little upset that he wasn't there but there'd be other times when he could be there. He and Gaara sat down and started watching some TV.

MEANWHILE

Kiba and Chouji were at Neji's house, they had to go through a whole mini-town of Hyuuga which had needless to say made them feel slightly worse about themselves, much like being around Neji did. Thy knocked on the door to his house and were escorted to the courtyard where Neji was, of course, training. They had to wait for him to take his break before they could talk to him, Neji took everything way too seriously. After about ten minutes of waiting Neji took his break and came to say hi to them. [Chouji's being left out again in this conversation.]

"Why are you two here. I'm busy."

"Neji we got news. We've been given permission to tell you but you can't tell anyone."

"What makes you think I care?"

"It doesn't matter whether you wanna hear it or not, you're going to. We're kinda at a loss as to what to do next with this information. You're probably best suited to deal with it."

"Again, I don't care."

"You will. Anyway you have to promise not to tell anyone, not a soul."

"I swear, I swear, get on with it, I have training to do."

"You're not gonna believe it. I mean we didn't."

"Spit it out, I've told you I'm busy, why is that so hard to grasp?"

"Maybe I won't tell you then."

"Fine by me."

Neji put the water he'd been drinking down and started to walk back into the center of his courtyard to train. Kiba grabbed his arm before he was too far into the field.

"OK OK, I'll tell you."

"Hurry up."

"Well...how do I say it?"

"How should I know?"

"Right, OK, uh...it's so weird the more I think about it...I mean we grew up with her...weird..."

"Wait, who are we talking about?"

"Oh so now you're interested."

"I'm leaving."

"OK OK OK, um well you know Sakura right?"

"We're not best friends but we are friends."

"So you know her?"

Neji gave Kiba a very condescending look and Kiba continued without a response from him.

"Anyway uh...she's uh...she's gonna be fat..."

"Kiba, I really don't have time for this. You really shouldn't talk about her or any girl like that."

"No I mean...she is expecting."

"Expecting what?"

"Neji. She's pregnant."

"..."

Neji just stared at him for a minute, Kiba was hoping for a bigger response from him but this is what he should've expected.

"...Pregnant...she's so young..."

"That's what I said. Apparently, this was no accident, they want a baby now."

"So who's the father?"

"Who do you think."

"Naruto or Sasuke?"

"Why'd you assume it was one of those two?"

"Get on with it Kiba."

"Sasuke."

"...Is that all?"

"What do you mean 'is that all'? This is big news, what are we supposed to do?"

"Don't tell anyone."

"So we're just supposed to pretend like we have no clue for another number of months?"

"...Kiba what was the answer you were looking for? This isn't our business...by the way how was it that you found out?"

"We heard Naruto and Gaara talking about it, they didn't tell us anything so we , well actually Chouji, came to some pretty bad conclusions and asked Sasuke and Sakura to confirm them. We were wrong, way wrong."

"OK, well this is to be left to Naruto, Gaara, Sakura, Sasuke and I assume Kakashi."

"So you're just going to leave it like that?"

"Yes, I have training to do."

"OK...but if you wanna see Sakura tomorrow you can't because she's getting the baby's ultrasound at noon. She's getting the ultrasound at noon, so you can't see her at noon, because she'll be at the doctor's...at noon."

"OK Kiba I get it."

"Noon. Tomorrow."

"Leave. Both of you."

The both of them left and Neji went back to training with Hinata's father, Hiyashi. He was doing his best but only managed to dodge the attacks. Hiyashi somehow got a great hit in Neji's stomach. It wasn't at his full strength seeing as he'd anticipated Neji blocking it, which he didn't. He sensed something was wrong and gave him and Neji a break. Neji sat down next to the snack that had been set out for them, the hit didn't hurt that much but his reaction to Sakura's news made it look like Hiyashi had hit him too hard. He was shaking and could barely form a sentence. He didn't know why he was so disturbed by it, he meant what he'd said to Kiba. He then began trying to picture Sakura with her own baby, he couldn't, in his mind she was still the age of the academy students, which was probably why he was feeling weird about this. He gathered himself and got up again before eating or drinking anything.

"Something wrong?"

"No, of course not. Let's keep going."

"Neji, if you push yourself too far you'll deteriorate. Eat something."

Neji started eating the food that had been put out for them, he didn't want to eat but he was hungry.

"So what did your friends want?"

"They just came by to say hi..."

"Really."

Hiyashi's voice was skeptical but Neji had been told not to tell another soul, that included Hiyashi.

"Let's keep going."

"...Fine."

MEANWHILE

Naruto got a call from Kiba, a call that had interrupted him and Gaara making out on the couch.

"What!"

"Is that how you always answer the phone?"

"Kiba what do you want, I'm in the middle of something."

"I just calling to tell you that even though you wouldn't tell us we still found out so IN YOUR FACE!"

"That's great Kiba. Is that all?"

"Well actually...I was wondering...how long did you know?"

"I actually went with her to get the test done so I was the first to know."

"So why didn't you tell anyone?"

"Imagine what people would say about her, it's like everything your thinking about them two right now but everyone is talking about it amongst themselves."

"What do you mean 'what I'm thinking'?"

"Don't pretend that you're thoughts on the both of them haven't been stained a little. I just don't want to the whole village thinking of Sakura like that."

"But I don't, I swear."

"Don't lie to me."

"I swear!"

"OK, I gotta go now."

"Where're you goin'?"

"To tend to something on the couch."

Naruto hung up and climbed on top of Gaara and started kissing his neck.

"Naruto?"

"What?"

"Are you gonna call Kakashi?"

Naruto sat up on Gaara.

"Come on, I'll do it later."

"Naruto, he needs to know today. Just go call him real quick."

"I'll do it later."

"Just get it over with."

"...Fine."

Naruto stormed off to the phone and dialed it.

"Hello?"

"It's Naruto."

"NARUTO! Ah..hey...what's-what's going on?"

"We're going to the doctor with Sakura tomorrow. Noon."

"...Can I go?"

"Yeah. Be there on time."

"Thank a lot Naruto. I'll be there."

Naruto hung up and went back to Gaara.

"Couldn't have been just a little nicer?"

"Whatever, I did it didn't I?"

"Kind of."

Naruto climbed on top of Gaara and continued kissing his neck.

NEXT CHAPTER = NEXT DAY

BOTTOM NOTE: Hello sorry if you tried to read that last one as the big block of text it was its been awhile since i uploaded and i forgot but luckily i remembered before uploading more of em anyway sorry i missed a few day i got way behind last weekend but im back woop BOTTOM NOTE OVER AND OUT...ALMOST

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