(I changed my alias to Hime! It's my new resolution for the new year to be more girly :D )

Neji: SOMEBODY GAVE ME A MOHAWK HAIRCUT!

Hime: *laughing* THAT WAS ME!

Neji: WHY?

Hime: Because I was curious to see what you'd look like! And damn you look stupid!

Tenten: *sweatdrop* Hime does not own Naruto...

It's been 2 weeks since Sasuke's & Ino's fight. Naruto and the boys couldn't find out what happened between them because the girls refused to tell them anything however, since they ARE boys; they had soon enough dropped the matter much to the relief of the girls.

Today, Naruto decided to ask Sasuke if she would like to join him on his visit with Sakura whose condition was improving for the better. But when Naruto rang Sasuke's doorbell, he was surprised to hear a loud groan in response.

"Sasuke? Yo Sasuke! Is something wrong?"

Hearing another groan, louder than the last, Naruto took a step back, kicked the door open, breaking its hinges and letting Naruto barge inside, "SASUKE! YOU OKAY?"

"DOBE! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BREAK DOWN MY DOOR!"

"Eh?"

Naruto looked up to see a very pissed off Sasuke glaring at him from her spot on the couch.

"You…look fine?"

"OF COURSE I LOOK FINE!"

"THEN WHY WERE YOU GROANING IN PAIN?"

"I'M HAVING MY FUCKING PERIOD YOU IDIOT!"

Naruto froze and stared at Sasuke, "You're…having your period?"

Sasuke froze too because she realized that she just told Naruto something no girl wanted a guy to know!

Her face flamed red and Naruto laughed nervously, "So it's the cramps huh?"

Sasuke didn't respond, she was too embarrassed to.

"You want me to call Baa-chan or something? Your cramps sound pretty bad for you to be groaning like that."

In response, Sasuke threw a pillow at Naruto's face.

"Ow! Sasuke what was that for?"

"Don't talk about my cramps so casually idiot dobe!"

"Then how am I supposed to talk about your cramps like?"

"DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ALL!"

"BUT YOU'RE IN PAIN FROM THEM RIGHT?"

Sasuke sighed, "Then…get me Hinata."

"Hinata-chan? Why?"

"Because she's easy to talk to. Now go!"

"But -!"

Sasuke threw another pillow and Naruto dodged it by hightailing out of there.

The raven haired girl sighed and lied her head back down, "Stupid dobe..."

Later at Hinata's house

Hinata opened the door to see Naruto there on her doorstep.

"Naruto? What's up?"

"Sasuke is having his time of the month."

Hinata's eyes widened and much to Naruto's surprise, she started laughing.

"HINATA?"

But Hinata couldn't stop, she was laughing too hard to. Soon enough, she stopped, clutching her sides and grinning wildly.

"Hinata looked up with a big grin on her face, "Sorry! It's just that's its too funny you know? I mean I still haven't gotten the fact that Sasuke is a girl now and you saying that is just-!"

Naruto chuckled, "Guess you're right. Anyway, she's having pretty bad cramps. Think you can help her?"

Immediately, Hinata's grinning face changed to a look of sympathy, "Oh yeah, it's her first time right? Must be pretty painful for her…Don't worry I got just the thing! Let me shower and get dressed first."

That's when Naruto noticed that Hinata was in her robe.

"Slept in huh?"

"Yup, come on in and wait for me on the couch okay?"

"Sure"

With that, she led him inside.

15 minutes passed and Naruto was still waiting for Hinata to come out. Naruto sighed and lied down on her couch.

"Geez, why do girls always take so long to get ready?"

"Because they're all vain and narcissists?"

Naruto didn't have to turn, he recognized that voice anywhere.

"It's been a while Sai."

Sai smirked as he climbed through the window and casually sat down on of Hinata's armchairs. Naruto turned his head slightly to look at Sai. Sai with his usual short jet-black hair, ink black eyes, and extremely pale skin was shifting his own body to lie down on the armchair himself. He was dressed in a black dress shirt, black skinny jeans and black converse. He carried a knapsack on his back.

"Why do you always wear black?" Naruto questioned.

"Why do you always wear orange?" Sai countered.

"Because it's a part of my cover. You know my favorite color is red."

"Yeah because it reminds you of blood and you're a sadist."

"Am not"

"Says the guy who used to work with Ibiki before he joined ANBU. You could crack enemies within minutes for god's sakes!"

Naruto smirked, man he missed those days!

"Sai!"

Sai looked up just in time for Hinata to glomp him.

"Where have you been? I missed you!"

"Yeah yeah me too. Now get off me please?"

Hinata did so but pouted at him in response, "Geez why don't you look happy to see me?"

"I would be happy if you're a guy."

Naruto shook his head, Sai had revealed to Hinata and himself that he was gay a month ago, they had their suspicions about it at first and were glad that he finally came out of the closet but now he boldly mentions it all the time.

"Whatever you say Sai. So how's old Danzo doing?"

"Not doing anything interesting. Don't know why I'm assigned to watch him for."

"Because he's known to be a real cunning one."

Naruto rolled his eyes, "It's be easy to beat Danzo anyway. He's old for after all, we just gotta dodge him for a good bit, wait for him to drain all his chakra, maybe break a hip and stab him witha kunai. Easy as 1, 2, 3."

"You should really stop underestimating people Naruto. He was known to be as good as the Sandaime you know!" Hinata chided him.

Naruto shrugged, "We could still beat him."

Sai smirked at the two, "You guys haven't changed a bit. Anyway, I have assignments for you."

Naruto's eyes twinkled with interest and sat up on his spot on the couch. Sai reached into his knapsack and tossed the blonde 2 scrolls.

"One is a sealing scroll with all your other assignments sealed inside and the other is a direct order that needs to be done today."

Curious, Naruto opened the scroll and read it.

"Hmm, look like this one has ordered the bounty's head to be handed in by tonight."

"Yup and don't you dare say I'm a lousy mesenger because I recieved that one only just."

Naruto got up from the couch and rolled up the scroll, "I'd better get going then."

Hinata smiled, "Good luck Naruto."

Naruto smirked as he leaned towards her and kissed her on the forehead, "Thanks Hina-chan."

Hinata's face turned beetroot red before screaming at him in anger for what he did, "Naruto! I'll gonna fucking kill you, you stupid blonde asshole!"

But before Hinata could get her hands on him, Naruto raced off and jumped out of the window, laughing at her as he did so.

Hinata glared at the window he jumped out of, "Idiot! What did he do that for?"

Sai smiled, Naruto just loved teasing Hinata and so did he, every once in a while.

"Anyway, Sai where are my assignments?" Hinata asked, breaking his train of thought.

Sai threw her another sealing scroll, "Quite a few but I'm sure you can pull it off in a short time as you always do oh and you have a meeting with the Gondaime in half an hour."

"A meeting? Concerning what?"

"She never said, just said to be there on time."

Hinata frowned, what could Tsunade want?

Hinata never got missions from Tsunade directly before, usually Shizune assigned them to Hinata herself but Tsunade?

Must be pretty important...

Hmm...what could it be?

Neji: Somebody shaved my hair bald! *turns to glare at Hime*

Hime: Don't look at me!

*random girl runs past Neji laughing like a maniac with a kunai in hand*

Hime: OMG! That was risen truth ruthless lies!

Neji: WHAT THE F*CK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?

Hime: Because it's your destiny to suffer! *evil laughter*

Tenten" *sweatdrop* Please review...

Hime: And happy new year!