Hey! So thanks for the reviews, you guys are totally awesome! Anyway, this one is longer than the others, and it may drone on, but tell me what you think. Even if you hate it so this way I dont do what I did in this one again. ...That was weird. Enjoy!

"I'm not a super hero Jenna," Blaine said into his phone as it rested between his ear and his shoulder. He was carrying his usual medium drip and trying to get the keys to his dorm.

"Come on! It's only the weekend! I don't want to be stuck with our freakish cousins alone," Jenna retorted.

"Well, I can't drive…or fly. Mom took away my car,"

"Tell her to come pick you up. Blaine, please!"

She's giving me the puppy dog look. I know it.

Blaine sighed, "alright. I'll stay for the weekend with our freakish family." he opened the door to his dorm and hung up after saying goodbye. He sat on his bed.

"You seem depressed," Wes said walking out of the bathroom and adjusting his tie.

"Well…" Blaine said, "it's more of I-don't-want-to-see-my-weird-ass-family." Wes sat down on his bed.

"How are they weird?"

"Well, my uncle is just insane because he tells us random facts about anything. My Aunt is always smiling and it's very creepy. My two Cousins, Annie and Jack…they are…how do I put this?"

"Strange?"

"I was going to say…yeah," Blaine took off his blazer and folded it neatly next to him.

"What do they do?" Wes asked. He seemed very interested in Blaine's family.

"Annie pretends to be from the future, and Jack claims he is not related to us."

"Annie seems a little weird—

"I wasn't finished. My Aunt keeps Jack on a leash because he tries to escape to find his real family."

"We should get to practice," Wes said heading for the door.

"I knew it," Blaine said. He slung his blazer over his shoulder and followed Wes out.

Saturday, the day both Anderson siblings dreaded, came quickly. Jenna came out of her room and walked over to Blaine who was ironing his shirt.

"I'm not ready to die," she said.

"Jenna—

"I'm fourteen, Blaine!" she shouted.

"Relax!" he said, "look, I told some of the Warblers to come here because they wanted to meet my family."

"Why?" Jenna asked.

"Jeff thought it would be cool, Nick was bored and he goes where Jeff goes, and David does not want to be alone on a Saturday."

"What about Wes?"

"I already told him what they were like."

"You didn't warn the others?" Jenna asked. Blaine shook his head.

"This is gonna be gooood," she said. There was a knock on the door. Blaine walked over and opened it. Nick, Jeff and David were standing there.

"Hey!" Jeff said in his usual peppy mood before walking in.

"Come in," Blaine said sarcastically. Nick and David followed. Jeff sat on the couch and was soon joined by Nick.

"You shouldn't have come," Jenna said.

"Why?" Nick asked, "I like meeting new people."

"Not these people." Blaine said picking up his shirt off of the ironing board.

"Blaine, how bad can it be? You've met my family once," David said.

"Yeah they weren't half as weird,"

"Blaine, you're overreacting," Jeff said, "my family is weird." Nick nodded in agreement.

"You're just weird in general," Jenna said. Blaine unplugged the iron and put everything away so there wasn't a random ironing board in the living room. He came back in wearing the shirt and a tie. Jenna sat on the loveseat and smoothed her dress. Mr. and Mrs. Anderson walked out of their room.

"Hey boys I didn't know you were coming over," Mrs. Anderson said.

"Hi Mrs. A," they chorused.

"They wanted to meet the family," Blaine said.

"Why?" Mr. Anderson asked.

"We don't know," Jenna said. The bell rang…four times.

"Oh great they're here," Mrs. Anderson said, "everyone prepare." The three on the couch just casually talked amongst themselves. Jenna rubbed her temples while Blaine and his father bothe took deep breaths. Mrs. Anderson plastered on a smile and opened the door.

"Hi!" she said.

"Hi Aunt Molly! I knew you would come to open the door," Annie said.

"I AM NOT A PART OF THIS FAMILY!" Jack shouted.

"Hi Molly," Aunt Irene said smiling and hugging her.

"Little sis!" Uncle Harry said hugging Molly. Irene and Annie hugged each of the Andersons while dragging Jack close behind them.

"Aunt Irene, Uncle Harry, these are my friends. Nick, Jeff, and David," Blaine said pointing to each Warbler. They each said hi and shook hands with them.

"They're a part of his a cappella group, the Warblers," Jenna said.

"Ah! A cappella. It means no instruments, and a Warbler is a song bird," Harry said.

"Here we go," Jenna muttered.

"Yep, that's what we do," Nick said. The night went on, and when dinner was being served, Jenna and Blaine wondered how the other Warblers were surviving. Annie continued to convince them she was from the future, Harry gave random facts about the steak they were eating, Irene was creeping everyone out and being judgmental here and there, and Jack almost tried to escape out of Jenna's bedroom window. Jeff, Nick and David seemed fine.

"I don't get it," Jenna said shaking her head.

"What?" Blaine asked.

"Your moronic friends are not creeped out." Blaine stabbed his steak absentmindedly.

"It'll come, just watch dear sister." After dinner (and trying to catch Jack again), they gathered in the living room.

"Did you know, that pineapples can be consumed by can, juice or fresh?" Harry asked.

"No, not at all," Nick said. Jenna saw he was cracking.

"Really?" Jeff asked. David shook his head. He was cracking too.

"Four years from now, Jeff will get a pet sea otter," Annie said.

"Cool!" Jeff said, "they're so fluffy looking."

"Maybe we should bring you to the zoo and leave you there with them," Jenna said.

"In two years Jenna will be rich," Annie continued.

"You said that two years ago…still not rich," Jenna said.

"I made a mistake."

"Hey where's Jack?" Blaine asked noticing his leash was just hanging there.

"He chewed himself out!" Nick said. They looked around, and David saw him trying to climb out of the kitchen window.

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, SUCKAS!" Jack shouted. Irene and Harry pulled him out while he was squirming and attached him back to his leash. By attached, I mean tied it in a triple knot around his waist. At the end of the night, they went home. Mrs. Anderson took an aspirin, Mr. Anderson was meditating, and the Warblers just sat there. Motionless.

Jenna waved her hand in front of them, "you guys okay?"

"We…I don't…what just happened?" David asked.

"My family is not that weird," Jeff stated, "but on the bright side I'm getting a sea otter."

"I need to sleep for a really long time," Nick said.

"You guys should get home," Blaine said. They got up and said goodbye to everyone and walked out.

Back at Dalton, in the Lair, Nick was still at loss of words and Wes was watching this with satisfaction.

"I'm glad I didn't meet them in person," he said.

"Lucky," David mumbled.

"I get a sea otter," Jeff said.

"Will you stop with the sea otter?" Nick exclaimed. Blaine sighed and sat on a couch. This is going to be a long day.