Naruto: GAARA'S HAIR IS PURPLE!

Gaara: Who did this?

Hime: Not me! It was kittykat0611!

Gaara: I'll kill him...

Hime: *sweatdrop* I do now own Naruto!

Naruto sighed; it's been way too quiet since Sai left…

Maybe she passed out from all the puking?

"Hey Hinata! You alright in there?"

In response, Hinata opened the door and greeted Naruto with a scowl.

"Do I look fine?"

"No, you look just awful actually."

"You're enjoying this aren't you, you bloody sadist…"

"Maybe a bit Miss TEMPTRESS"

Hinata glared at him in response.

Last year, in December, Hinata had to get information out an owner of a strip club who just so happened to like young girls like her working for him so Tsunade did the unthinkable! She actually forced Hinata to study under Anko Mitrashi! The most infamous seductress in all of Konoha! In the end though, she did do well under Anko and learned a lot from her plus her mission was a sucess so it was all good until Naruto and Sai started calling her temptress…

"You should seriously take a bath…you stink Hinata…"

"Fuck." Naruto's right eyebrow went up at Hinata's response.

"What?"

"I'm supposed to meet my team for training later in the afternoon…"

Naruto rolled his eyes and shook his head, "Hinata, Hinata, Hinata…"

Before Hinata could yell at him to shut up, she felt her legs buckle and fell backward; luckily Naruto caught her before she made contact with the ground.

"My head hurts…Naruto could you use that medical jutsu to help me?" she asked, weakly.

Naruto sighed, "I can't."

"Why not?"

"Because the damn seal you used on your window took up a lot of my chakra to unseal it. So you're going to have wait especially since you're too drunk to focus properly to use the jutsu."

Hinata glared at him but Naruto continued, "So you're going to have to do the alternative to help you sober up."

Hinata raised an eyebrow, "What alternative?"

"Peeing out the alcohol of course."

"Fuck no!"

"The water will not only flush the alcohol out of your system, it will also remove a lot of the dehydration from drinking. If you want to be sober by afternoon, we're going to start here."

"No way Naruto! I'll pee like crazy!"

"Do you want to go to training with a hangover?"

Hinata groaned, he was right of course but damn, did he just had to make it so hard for her?

"I don't care what you say, you are bloody sadist!" Hinata yelled at him.

Several cups of water later…

Hinata was actually feeling surprisingly better. She could actually see straight now!

"Looks like you're better now" Sai commented.

"Go and take a bath first" Naruto ordered.

"No! Do the jutsu now!"

"Why? You're sober now right? Or are you still so drunk that you actually need my help to help you undress?"

In response, Hinata kicked him in the shin and left the room to take her bath and an amused smile to form on Sai's face.

"Dare laugh and I'll kick your ass Sai."

That kept his mouth shut.

Minutes later, Hinata appeared out of the bathroom, dressed and refreshed.

"Alright, my chakra is finally restored completely so I can do the jutsu now."

Hinata nodded, closed her eyes and soon felt Naruto's hand on her head. A warm sensation filled her as his chakra began to flow into her. Slowly the pain behind her eyes began to ebb. Soon she felt the flow of Naruto's chakra stop and opened her eyes.

"There, I didn't have to do much. You were already mostly recovered because of the water since you weren't dehydrated."

In response, Hinata punched Naruto, making him fall and his nose to bleed.

"The punch was for being the damn sadist that you are" she told him before leaving the room.

Sai chuckled, "Naruto, is it me or is your nose actually bleeding from Hinata's punch?"

"SHUT THE F*CK UP SAI!"

As Kakashi walked Sasuke home, he noticed that Sasuke was looking even more emo than usual and that was saying something.

"Are you sad that Naruto isn't here?"

"W-what? No of course not!"

Kakashi smirked at Sasuke's flushed face, "It's okay if you are though. I mean, Naruto is a fine young man."

Before Sasuke could even respond to that, she noticed a familiar person walking out the alley nearby.

"Hey you!"

Sai turned and mentally groaned, what could she want?

"What?"

"Where's Naruto?"

"At home"

"What did you need him for?"

"That's none of your business."

Sasuke scowled and Sai remained neutral.

"So how do you even know Naruto?" Kakashi asked out of curiosity.

"We're friends; now I'm in a hurry can I go now?"

Kakashi nodded and Sai countined on his way with Sasuke glaring at his back.

"Are you mad that Naruto never mentioned Sai to you?"

"Why should I? The idiot can friend whoever he wants!"

With that, Sasuke stomped off but she did leave a very amused Kakashi chuckling at her actions.

Teasing Sasuke was becoming a very fun hobby for him now…

Gaara: SAND COFFIN!

kittykat0611: *screams*

Hime: Shit! Naruto go save her!

Naruto: *nods and runs after Gaara*

Hime: Fuck, I hope she lives...

Sasuke: *smirks* Please review