This one goes out to the awesome person who gave me this idea: klainershipper4life99! Thanks a bunch! : ) Sorry if it isn't that funny. I tried to involve Klaine and New Directions and a semi-emotional brother sister moment. This is in two parts because just one part of it is already a thousand words. Plus I have a song. I'll shut up and you enjoy!

I'd catch a grenade for you

(yeah, yeah)

Throw my head on a blade for you

(Yeah, yeah)

I'd jump in front of a train for you

Blaine gave his all in this performance (as usual), and the best part was, he got to celebrate later with the one and only Kurt Hummel. This was like any other performance; nursing home, people sewing, smell of oatmeal. Oh yes. But, this was special. The day both boys waited for: their one year anniversary. Any couple looks forward to this day. I'm pretty sure that your romantic partner/spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend would do something for you, and I'm sure you will make sure everything is perfect. Blaine was feeling that pressure. Especially since they were going to one of those "Fancy-Italian-Black-tie-formal-dress-resteraunts-with-a-hard-to-pronounce-name".

Blaine sang out the ending of the song and the elderly clapped. The Warblers bowed and Blaine ran off almost immediately.

"What's up with Blaine?" Nick asked Wes once in the parking lot. Wes looked taken aback.

"You mean you don't know?"

"No…?"

"It's Kurt and Blaine's one year anniversary!" Wes said, "duh!"

"Ohhh! That also explains why he was so giddy today," Nick said.

"Yep. He gave me specific instructions to keep you and the others away from him tonight."

"Oh please, what are we going to do?" Nick asked, "spy on them?"

"Yep. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to recruit David. We have some top secret spying to do." Wes walked to his car leaving a confused Nick behind.

Nick and Jeff stared blankly at the TV in Nick's living room.

"I'm so bored," Jeff said.

"Well this is all we can do, since we can't be within fifty feet of Kurt or Blaine," Nick said.

"Alright. Where's Thad with my soda?"

"I'm going to go insane!" Thad said as he walked in (empty handed in Jeff's eyes).

"Why?" Nick asked.

"I can't take it! We need to see what Kurt and Blaine are doing!"

Nick stood up, "we can't. We're banned."

"Yeah, well too bad! I'm going to find out what—ooh! Kittens!" Thad sat right in front of the TV as a commercial for cat food came on. Jeff shook his head.

"Thad's right. We need to get out of here," Nick said.

"And sabotage their date?" Jeff asked as he stood up.

"It's a risk worth taking."

At the fancy place, Kurt had just arrived and started talking to Blaine about the drama at McKinley.

"I told them to stay put," he said, "so they won't interrupt us."

"I said the same to the Warblers!" Blaine said happily. Nick appeared from behind a plant and took out a walkie talkie.

"Agent Six, do you copy?" he said.

Jeff was at the other end of the restaurant, also with a walkie talkie.

"I copy Agent Three. Hey we should really have nicknames for them," he said.

"Quiet!" Nick snapped, "now all we do is sit tight—."

"What are you doing?" a familiar voice said. Nick looked to his left and there was Wes with David and Thad…dressed in black.

"Spying!" Nick said, "get down they'll see you!" The three ducked down.

"Anything yet?" David asked.

"No, we're too far to hear anything."

"Agent Three! Come in! Who is with you?" Jeff's voice rang from the walkie talkie.

"Just our Councilmen," Nick replied. Then he said to them, "you guys need nicknames."

"We already do," David said, "I am Otter."

"I'm Panda," Wes said.

"And I'm Mockingbird," Thad said with an attitude in his voice.

"He wasn't too happy about that," Wes said. They stayed quiet for a while until Jenna walked in.

"Oh no," Nick said. He fumbled with the walkie talkie and then said to Jeff, "Satan is here, repeat, Satan is here." Jeff looked around for Jenna, but couldn't seem to find her.

"Where is she?" Jeff asked. Nick lost her too.

"She was there a minute ago," he replied. Jenna appeared next to him.

"Hi," she said. David covered Nick's mouth so he wouldn't scream.

"What are you doing here?" Wes asked.

"Well, I am the entertainment for tonight," Jenna said. David saw binoculars in her bag and took them out.

"Pretty interesting microphone you got here," he said.

"Alright! I'm spying on my brother because he never tells me what he does on a date," Jenna said. Jeff walked over.

"Hey," he said.

"Jeff!" Nick exclaimed, "Why are you here?"

"I got lonely." Jeff crouched down.

"Okay, I'm going to spy somewhere else," Jenna said. As she walked away, she noticed a plant had hands…and wheels.

"Excuse me?" Jenna said.

"Uh…I'm just a plant!" the person said. Jenna moved the plant and revealed Artie from New Directions.

"Hey I know you!" Jenna said, "you're in New Directions."

"I am not here." Artie took the plant and covered himself again. Jenna looked around the restaurant.

If HE'S here…

Jenna wandered around and overheard two boys talking…though one was dressed as a girl.

"I'm not enjoying this." He said.

"Finn, it's only for like…another hour. How long do dates last with them?" Puck asked.

"I don't know! He never tells me anything and he's my step-brother." Jenna walked over.

"Hello?" she said.

"Hello there darling!" Finn said in a high pitched British accent.

"Really?" Puck said.

"Don't worry, I know he's not a girl," Jenna said. Finn took off the wig.

"Great. Our cover is blown," he said.

"Who else is here? Because I saw your wheelchair friend…what's his name? Artie, behind a plant," Jenna said.

Puck said, "who are you?"

"Jenna Anderson. Blaine's sister," Jenna nodded her head towards Blaine who was too infatuated to notice her, "he never tells me anything either and we're blood related."

"Are you like…evil?"

"His idiot friends think I am."

"Well, then. Mercedes, Tina, and Rachel are hiding behind that wall over there. Quinn, Brittany and Santana are pretending to be waitresses and Mike is now next to Artie…who am I missing?" Puck said. Jenna got it all down, waved good-bye and walked back to the Warblers.

"What did you do?" Nick asked.

"You guys are not alone," Jenna said, "New Directions is here."

"What are they doing?" Jeff asked.

"Same thing you are. Spying."

"They stole our plan!" Thad said, "and our First Place trophy!"

"Well, what do we do now?" Nick asked.

"I don't know about you but I am going to flirt with that really hot waitress over there," Jeff said. He stood up, fixed his hair and walked away.

"She's not a waitress is she?"

"Nope," Jenna said. She sighed and sat on the ground.

"Well…I feel uncomfortable," Wes said.

"We should go," David said. One by one, they started to pile out of the restaurant…until Jenna tripped, causing a waiter to fall, spilling food on Rachel, who screamed and caught the whole restaurant's attention.

Blaine stood up, "Jenna?"

"Blaine," Jenna said casually.

"Nick? Jeff?"

"Hey Wes and David are here too!" Jeff said. Nick elbowed him. Blaine was switching his eyes from Warbler to Warbler, while Kurt was handling the McKinley kids. Blaine didn't know what to do next so he walked out of the restaurant.

"Blaine," Jenna called, "Blaine!" she ran after him.