I'm an updating ninja for some reason today, so here's a Warbler Moments update for you :)

Enjoy!


"I had no idea that…"

"You use the same excuse…"

"Well I'm sorry…"

The two boys burst through the doors of the Anderson house and argued the whole way to Jenna's room. Jenna, who had been peacefully, was interrupted by the frustrated shouts of two teenage boys. She sat up and then yelled at them.

"Why the hell are you two in my room?"

They stopped.

"We need your help," Nick said.

"Uh, no we don't."

"Yeah we do."

"No!"

"SHUT UP!" Jenna shouted, "what's the problem?"

"Jeff always has a way of…"

"Nick never lets me…"

Jenna hid herself under her covers. Blaine had been casually walking past her room when he stopped and stared at the two boys.

"Nick? Jeff?" Blaine asked. They stopped.

"Who let you in my house?"

Nick and Jeff gave each other a look and then ran out. Blaine shook his head and walked over to his sister.

"Jenna?"

She came out from under the blankets.

"Blaine. Anderson. If you let them into my room again I will hurt you. Hurt you so bad, you will need cosmetic surgery on every part of your body!"


At the Lima Bean the next day, Jenna had just finished taking orders for a young couple when Kendall showed up wearing a fedora and a camera around his neck.

"Hello Jennifer," he said. Jenna wasn't amused.

"Hello Kendall."

"So what's the special for today?"

"I don't know. But would you like to try a big cup of 'go away'?"

"Oh haha. You make me laugh. No. I was just wondering if you know anything about the Niff fight."

"Not really. But I do know that your haircut bugs me and you should get a new one."

"Well I have a hat now. I officially feel like press," he said proudly.

"And I'm officially creeped out and want to press a button to make you leave," she said, "seriously, get out. I have to take caffeine-driven adults and teenagers' orders."

"Okay, but if you find out anything, "he took out a twenty and placed it on the counter, "let me know." He walked away. Jenna took the twenty and stuffed it in her bra.

"Idiot."


Wes was angry. No, aggravated. No, pissed. Whatever you want to call his mood, he was not happy. He felt like throwing his gavel at two very familiar boys actually. The blonde and brunette were sstill having an argument about who knows what and it was making everyone else crazy. Finally, Wes banged his gavel and they stopped.

"Can you two please shut the hell up and sit down?" he asked calmly as possible. They obeyed.

"Thank you," he said, "now before we begin—,"

"What's wrong with my mother?" Jeff asked.

"Nothing! And this isn't about her!"

"You blame everything on my mother…"

"Oh please…"

"Holy crap," Thad said. Blaine got up and moved away from the bickering boys.

"You need to do something," Blaine said to the councilmen.

"Why us?" David asked.

"You kind of run this place."

"Do something fast, I'm getting a migraine from those two!" Trent said.

"You're right," Wes said.

"But will we do?" Thad asked.

"Don't ask Jenna. She's already in a fight with Annie," Blaine said.

"That's weird," Wes noted.

"They never fight," David said, "but at the same time Annie is much like her brother right now. Fighting with a friend."

"We have to think of something," Trent said, "hey Wes, can I borrow your gavel?" Wes hugged his gavel closer.

"Hell no child!" he said.

"You don't want to use violence?" Thad asked sadly.

"Of course I do, just not with Teddy," Wes said. Blaine rolled his eyes.

After craziness, Blaine stopped home to check on Jenna. She was in the kitchen looking for something to snack on.

"Hey sister," he said.

"Hello brother," she said turning to face him, "how was school?"

"Are you and Annie still in a fight?"

Jenna blinked, "how was school?"

"Nick and Jeff are driving us insane," he responded.

"Stupid boys." The two sat at the dining room table and Jenna took the twenty out of her bra, thre it on the table and ferociously tore open a Clementine.

"Where'd you get that from?" Blaine asked.

"The fruit bowl."

"No, the twenty."

"Kendall. He wanted me to give him something and I told him no," she said.

"Jenna do we need to have that talk again?"

"What?"

"The sex talk," Blaine responded.

"Wha—NO! YOU SICK MINDED BOY!" she scolded, "he asked me for information about Nick and Jeff."

"Did you give him any?"

"No."

"Then why did he give you the money?"

"Because he's an idiot!" she said, "he just left it on the counter." Blaine shook his head.

"And Dalton is ranked high in the education system," he said, "I need you to help with the Nick and Jeff fight."

"Why?"

"I don't know. You can do wonderful things. Like magic."

"Well I was never accepted into Hogwarts so I can't do anything sorry," she said shrugging.

"Okay, well why don't you do this?" he pulled his chair closer to her, "convince them that you're a witch. Make them think that you cast a spell on them and then they stop."

"Do you hear yourself when you speak?" she asked.

"Yeah."

"You want me to convince Nick and Jeff, two of the most moronic boys in your school, that I'm a witch?"

"Yes," Blaine said.

"This should be fun let's do it."


"Okay so operation 'Convince Nick and Jeff that My Sister's A Witch So They Can Stop Arguing' is ago," Blaine said as he, Wes, David, Thad, Trent and Jenna waited in the common room for the other two."

"You're here to help us with Nick and Jeff?" Trent said happily.

"Yep. I'm fully prepared," Jenna said as she took out a witch hat.

"Why'd you bring that?" Blaine asked.

"You said to convince them I was a witch," Jenna said. Blaine rolled his eyes and took the hat off of her.

"KillJoy."

The hall outside of the common room were filled with shouts. Nick, Jeff and Annie came bursting through the doors.

"What are you doing here?" Jenna asked walking over to Annie.

"Helping my brother, what are you doing here?" Annie retorted.

"Helping these idiots!"Jenna said gesturing to Nick and Jeff.

"My brother's not an idiot!"

"Oh don't give me that!"

"You can't go one day without…"

"I speak the truth…"

Now, all four were arguing.

"HEY!" Wes shouted. They all stopped and looked at him.

"Neither of you were to help them," David said.

"What?" the two girls asked.

"We brought all four of you down here so you we can help you." Thad said.

"Now sit!" Wes said. Jenna, Nick, Annie, and Jeff all took a seat.

"We hate it when you guys fight," Wes said, "partially because we go home with headaches, but the other reason is you guys are so close. We would like to keep it that way." It was silent for a moment as all four took his words in.

"I'm still mad at Nick," Jeff said.

"Oh my God let it go!"

Jeff stood up, "you knew I liked her!"

Nick stood too, "she flirted with me!" Another heated argument broke out between them.

"Guys!" Jenna shouted.

"Didn't you hear what he just said?" Annie joined in. They stopped.

"You guys are best friends you shouldn't be fighting," Jenna said.

"Yeah." Jenna and Annie turned to one another before bursting into tears and hugging one another. Sure enough, Jeff and Nick started crying into each other's arms too.

"Okay, not how I expected this to end," Blaine said, "but it'll do."

"At least they're done," Trent noted.

"Yeah, now I can go back to running the show," Thad sat in his chair and propped his feet up.

"Who said you were in charge?" Wes asked.

"Just now," Thad responded. We knocked his feet off of the table.

"No, that would be me," Wes said.

"What about me?" David said.

"Oh you're just there," Thad said.

"Excuse me?" David asked, "I happen to come from a long line of rulers."

"Wait a minute, I'm head councilman," Wes said.

"Oh who said…"

"Why does the world have to revolve around…"

"I am a genius…"

The others had walked out of the room.


The inspiration for this...nowhere. It just came to me actually. At midnight. I was about to fall asleep and then BAM! Yeah...had to share that :P

~TheAbsentMindedWriter~