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Temari and Shikamaru walked out to meet Gaara and Kankuro. Gaara turned beet red and Kankuro just didn't really care anymore. Gaara started walking assuming they'd follow. He heard Kankuro say something to Shikamaru.
"So...is he going with?"
"No, I think I'll sit this one out."
"Mmkay, we'll have her back to you in an hour or so."
Kankuro turned and started following Gaara. Temari kissed Shikamaru and started walking in Kankuro. They were a good distance away from Gaara. Kankuro started talking to Temari in a low voice.
"He's just embarrassed. He'll be over it soon."
"I'm the one that's embarrassed, he saw me and the majority of Shika."
"Well it'll pass."
"Do you think I'm gross too?"
"Gaara doesn't think you're gross Temari, you clearly have strong feelings for him."
"Just so you know we didn't even sleep together last night."
"You're just that comfortable, eh?"
"Mhm."
"So when did you two start all this."
"I know what you're thinking but we only did it once, two nights ago."
"What do you mean you know what I'm thinking. You're my sister, yes I hear what people say about you, no I have never believed any of it."
"I'm sure Gaara believes it."
"No he doesn't. Just out of curiosity, how did these assumption get started."
"I have no idea. Do I dress provocatively or something?"
"Did you like boink a guy in the Sand and he spread it or something?"
"Nope, first one was two nights ago."
"Hmm, lost it to Shika..."
"Who'd you lose it to?"
"Some girl I went to school with...but we didn't actually lose it."
"Then what did you do?"
"...It was my first kiss and hers but that's as close as I've gotten to actually losing it."
"Some girl from your class?"
"Well she was actually a few grades below me, I think she was in the one below Gaara."
"...Well you said your first kiss was in the last grade of the academy so let's see you would've been how old..."
"It was over the summer."
"Summer's don't count."
"Whatever."
"So were you 13 or 14?"
"I was 14 and she was..."
"Oh no..."
"It sounds bad but we did know each other for a long time prior. We went to the same school."
"How old?"
"...12..."
"Oh my God you pedophile."
"It wasn't like that-"
"Well-"
"I mean despite what you think it is possible to fall out of love."
"So you stole her first kiss at 12 and then just stopped loving her?"
"No, she stopped loving me. She fell in love with one of my best friends."
"Oh...I'm sorry."
"I mean I know that's hard to imagine because you and Gaara have perfect relationships with very small age differences."
"Kankuro, come on, she was young and you were about to graduate to a genin. Plus if you were to try and win her back the age difference doesn't seem so creepy anymore."
"Still hurts."
Temari put her arm around Kankuro.
"I'm sure you'll be fine."
"Easy for you to say."
"I'm your older sister, I'm right about everything."
The three of them made it to the hokage's office who'd already filed their papers. It had become such an everyday thing now, she told them not to bother anymore. Gaara went home and Kankuro walked Temari back to Shikamaru's.
"Gaara'll be over this real soon."
"I hope so. If he get's any better call me OK?"
"OK. Have fun with Shika."
"Very mature Kankuro."
Temari walked up to Shikamaru's house and waved to Kankuro before she shut the door behind her. She walked in to the house and saw Shikamaru watching TV on his couch. She sat down next to him and he put his arm around her.
"How'd it go?"
"Well it was fine with Kankuro but I'm sure Gaara'll be fine. Gaara's just a little more sensitive to, well to just about everything."
"He'll be over it real soon."
Shikamaru kissed her on the head and she cuddled up next to him. After a while she put her head in his lap and started falling asleep while Shikamaru stroked her hair.
MEANWHILE
Kankuro found his way back to Naruto's apartment. When he walked in Matsuri was watching TV on the couch, he sat next to her she laid down and put her head in his lap. Right then Gaara and Naruto announced they were going for a walk. Kankuro couldn't care less and Matsuri was almost asleep in his lap.
MEANWHILE
Naruto didn't really know where Gaara wanted to go but he knew where he wanted to go, Ichiraku's. He kept that image in his mind while Gaara talked to him. Gaara had himself wrapped around Naruto's arm and his head on Naruto's shoulder.
"So where are we going Gaara?"
"I just wanted to talk."
"What about."
"Remember how we needed to get the paperwork filed this morning?"
"Mhm, do you want ramen?"
"Focus Naruto. Well I went to Shikamaru's house to get Temari so we could go."
"Mmkay, keep going."
"OK here's what happened. I was knocking trying to get her up cause I assumed she'd be on the couch like she said. When she still didn't respond I opened the door thinking I'd shake her awake but then she wasn't on the couch."
"Shocker."
"What?"
"Nothing, keep going."
"Well I don't know his house well so I walked around until I found a bedroom and Temari was in there with only some panties on and Shikamaru was naked and they were in the same bed."
"OK."
"That's all you can say? OK? She had a hickey on her boob!'
"Whoa...why were you looking at your sister's boob? Not cool."
"Like I said she was almost completely naked and she sat up."
"Can we please just get ramen. I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell me anything else about what Temari looks like naked."
"Naruto...Shikamaru was naked."
"I believe we established that Gaara do you mind not rubbing the fact that you saw some other guy naked in my face?"
"I'm not trying to make you jealous Naruto. They were naked in bed, what does that tell you?"
"Gaara she's your older sister. You lost your virginity much earlier than her, we have no room to judge her."
"How do you know she lost it before us?"
"I just do now get over it, I want ramen."
"Naruto what if you found Sakura naked after being with Sasuke, would you not be a little disturbed."
Naruto shook Gaara off his arm and stormed off. Gaara called over to him.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?"
"...I'll be back later..."
Gaara was confused and Naruto was clearly upset. He tried to follow but somehow Naruto got out of his sight.