Nick thought he was going to go blind once Jeff turned on his desk lamp—aiming it right towards the brunette.

"Do you mind?" Nick asked sitting up in his bed.

"WAKE UP!" Jeff said.

"Why? It's Saturday."

"Not just any Saturday."

"You don't mean..."

"Oh I mean..."

"BA-AA-AA!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" Nick screamed. Wes opened the door to the boys' dorm, still in his pajamas, carrying his gavel.

"Shut up Nick!"

"WES!" Nick exclaimed jumping out of bed and angrily walking to the Asian, "Why do we have to

watch Brian this week?"

"Blaine watched him last week, and Jenna tried to sell him, so I gave it to you two," Wes explained, "not that you'll be more responsible."

"This is not fair! You know my sister has allergies!"

"Then give him to Jeff."

"My family will probably eat him," Jeff said.

"Just work this out! I need to give Teddy a bath," Wes said as he left.

Nick ran upstairs to his sister's room.

"Annie...can you go...to Jenna's house today?" he said in between pants.

"Why?"

"My Head Council Idiotic Moron is making me watch Brian," Nick said, "and he's coming over right now."

"Alright. I'll leave," Annie said, "why can't he stay at Jeff's?"

"His family is very carnivorous."

"Why in the hell does Wes make us watch Brian?" Thad asked as he and David were walking down the aisle of a store that sells food for animals.

"I think he's trying to replace Pavarotti," David responded.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Thad asked. David shook his head.

"Is this the food?" he asked. Thad took out a piece of paper.

"Does it say, 'Not KIDdding Goat food for Mature Adult Goats'?"

"I find that very ironic..." David said, "yep. This is it." The two hauled the ten pound bag off of the shelf—falling to the ground in the process.

"Stupid goat..." Thad mumbled.

"I have a solution!" Jenna said to her brother.

"Is this about sending Nick and Jeff to Zimbabwe?" Blaine asked tiredly.

"No. About this goat business," Jenna said. She waved him over and showed him a picture of a female goat, "look. A She-Goat."

"Alright."

"If we buy this goat, Brian won't feel so lonely which means we don't have to see him."

"That's a new theory," Blaine said, "Thad and David think Wes is trying to replace Pavarotti, Nick and Jeff think he's trying to annoy us...and I agree."

"What about me?"

"Possible. How much is this goat?"

"Three hundred and fifty. Don't worry I already bought her."

"HOW!"

"Dad's credit card," Jenna said holding up her dad's Visa.

"You're good."

"Everyone! Hey! Guys!" Thad said trying to get the attention of the Warblers. Wes slammed the gavel but that still didn't work.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jenna yelled. Everyone stopped.

"Thank you, Miss Anderson," Wes said, "now, I've heard we have some problems with Brian. Thankfully, you guys made me realize that I can't replace Pavarotti. He was...one of a kind. So, since no one wants to deal with watching a goat, Blaine made me realize Brian would be lonely, and he bought another goat."

"NOOOOOOO!"

"This is RIDICULOUS!"

"I REFUSE TO WATCH ANOTHER GOAT!"

"HEY!" Wes shouted. They stopped again.

"This one will stay in the pen with Brian," Thad said, "Blaine, may you bring in the new addition?" Blaine walked through the door with a goat whose ear was adorned with a pink bow.

"The bow was all Jenna," Blaine said.

"Anyway..."

"So yeah, this is...uh..." David said.

"Jessica," Jenna said.

"NO! Not another Jess," Thad said.

"Well, they're Jess, this is Jessica," Jenna explained.

"Good enough," Wes said.

"BA-AA-AA," Brian bleated.

"BA-AA-AA?" Jessica bleated in sort of a question way. The two moved closer to on another and nudged each other playfully.

"Aww," Jenna said. Everyone looked at her. "What?"

"This is kind of cute," Blaine said. All of the Warblers nodded in agreement. Their happy expressions changed once...well...I don't want to say.

"H-hey everyone, coffee at the Lima Bean...on me..."Jenna said. They all got up and ran out of the common room.

I apologize if your name is Jessica or Brian...but in real life they are two of my friends who are kind of together and for some odd reason I depicted them as goats...I apologize to them too...

~TheAbsentmindedWriter~