It's long, but I feel I owe you guys :)

"I'm going to kill someone!" Blaine exclaimed

"Preferably not me?" Kurt said.

"No, not you," Blaine said sitting next to him on the Dalton couch, "Nick and Jeff decided to steal my hair gel."

"You can't get mad at them for that."

"And then use it all on the goat."

"Maybe you can," Kurt said. His boyfriend leaned on his chest, "I'm sorry that happened to you. But there's more to life than hair gel."

"Like what?"

"Me for example..."

"You're so conceded Kurt!" Blaine teased. Kurt made a pouting face and Blaine smiled. He sat up and said, "I just wish I could get them back."

"Revenge is never the answer," Kurt said.

"Then explain my sister! I obviously did something wrong!"

"Oh stop!" Kurt said, "but if you want to get them back...I will help."

Blaine's eyes brightened, "you will?" Kurt nodded, "I may ruin some clothes in the process, but I'm willing to assist you."

"YAY!" Blaine threw his arms around Kurt.

"Come on, let's go design a plan," Kurt said taking Blaine's hand, "and by plan I mean outfits."

Jenna slammed her hand on the blender behind the counter of the Lima Bean.

"Come on! Work you stupid piece of sh-,"

"Hey Jenna!" Nick said cheerily.

"Hi."

"Why are you banging the blender?"

"I'm angry!"

"Jenna don't have angry sex with the blender," Phil, the manager said as he walked by.

Jenna ignored him, "the damn thing won't work and SOMEBODY WON'T BUY A NEW ONE!" She called after Phil.

"Well, did you scrape the inside with a knife like I told you?" Nick asked.

"Yeah and then it ate the knife," Jenna said.

"Okay then. We need a new blender."

"No we should keep this one! It works fine and you get shards of knives in your smoothie for flavor!"

"Let's just go talk to Phil before I put my face in there and cut myself to death," Nick said.

"I don't know about this Kurt," Blaine said as they broke in to Nick and Jeff's dorm wearing dark clothes.

"It was your idea! Plus we're here so stop complaining!"

"Fine. But why did you make these jeans so tight? They could fit Jenna!"

"I think you look hot. Plus it makes your butt look nice."

"You did this purposely."

"Maybe..."

Blaine shook his head and handed Kurt the bag of supplies.

"This it?"

"Yeah, we don't need a lot. They're just in for a big surprise when they walk through that door."

"Ah, sweet victory."

"Can I help you two?" Phil asked.

"We need a new blender," Jenna said holding the appliance. Phil took it and examined it.

"What'd you do to it?"

"The knife got caught when she tried scraping it," Nick said.

"Pervs."

"Dude," Jenna said.

"Alright. But we can't afford a new blender so until we can, smoothies are off the menu."

"Just take it out of Nick's paycheck!"

"WHAT?"

"That's an excellent idea!" Phil said, "thank you for being so generous Nick."

"Your welcome?"

"Whoo! What a rush!" Blaine exclaimed as he walked through his front door.

"Mhmm yes. Now let's celebrate," Kurt said.

"How?"

"That couch looks nice and sturdy." Blaine took his boyfriend's hand and brought him on the couch. They both started jumping up and down like little kids. Jenna walked in the house and saw this.

"I'm glad you're doing that!" she said. They stopped jumping.

"Jump with us it's fun!" Blaine said.

"Nah, I have a boyfriend," Jenna joked, "do we have a baseball bat?"

"I think in the closet, why?"

"I need it."

"Don't use it on Nick and Jeff, we got our revenge," Kurt said.

"Nice, what did you do?"

"Oh you'll see," Blaine said.

"Alright well, I'm going back to the Lima Bean for a blender funeral." Jenna took the bat out of the closet and walked out the door.

"I don't want to know," Blaine said.

"Hey Jenna, can I get another coffee?" Wes asked.

"Sure, just give me a minute," she said. Wes looked back down at his school work but his head shot up again once he heard a loud crash. Jenna had thrown the blender in the middle of the Lima Bean and was hitting it with the bat. Once she was done, she shouted, "what now, bitch!" at it. Wes's mouth was open and the whole cafe was staring at her.

"So you wanted a coffee?" she asked him.

"Alright, goodnight guys!" Nick said to Thad and David as they walked to their dorm.

"Hey, can we watch that movie tonight?" Jeff asked Nick eagerly.

"Yeah, but I can't find my key. Do you have yours?" Nick asked. Jeff felt his pockets.

"No, mine's gone too. I gave it to my brother again," Jeff said. Blaine was walking by and snickered as this happened.

"Hey, Blaine? Have you seen my key?" Nick asked.

"Hm? Oh! Yes I did," Blaine fished out the gold key from his pocket and tossed it to Nick, "I saw it in the commons, but I couldn't find you to give it back."

"Thanks. Hey do you want to watch a movie with us?" Nick asked.

"Nope. Bye!" Blaine scurried around the corner but peeked to watch as Nick and Jeff walked in their room. Shrieks came from the dorm and Nick and Jeff found themselves covered in highly diluted hair gel.

"Revenge is sweet!" Blaine said nodding approvingly.

Jenna chopped up strawberries and put them into the brand new blender. Nick stood by excitedly.

"I can't wait!" he said.

"Me neither. No more hassle with the damn thing," Jenna said. She put the lid on the blender and put her finger on the "blend" button, "you ready?" Nick nodded. She pressed blend and then the lid shot up in the air and the two were now covered in ice, strawberries and yogurt. Blaine was turning the corner but ran just in time.

"Well it works," Jenna said.

"I did not plan that!" Blaine said through laughter.

"Well you got away in time. I thought you loved strawberries Blaine," Nick said.

"I do."

"Then maybe you should have some," Jenna said holding her arms open.

"Jenna...what are you doing? No. Stop! Jenna! Please!" Jenna chased Blaine out of the kitchen to go give him a big sisterly hug.