Upon arriving at Lena's room, Angela had to grab her shoulder to even halt her for a second. She certainly wasn't a slow paced person. "Lena, what iz zis talk of a bet? What are you going on about?" Angela stared into her eyes, which only made Lena's avoidance even more clear.
" I... Uhhhhhh... Bet? I have no idea what your talkin-"
"I'm not stupid, and as you doctor I'm pretty sure you shouldn't lie to me." Angela sounded stern and Lena finally gave in, bested by the medic.
"well, see, thing is luv, me and the guys were thinking when you and soldier boy were gonna get together. We know you two like each other, that's too obvious, and we started to place bets on how soon. I said this week, and so I've won. Simple." Lena blurted out before taking a deep breath, but that didn't satisfy Angela in the slightest.
"I zink your hiding something, and I could always hide my stash of snackz…" Now she resorted to petty blackmail, but Lena's addiction to her Swiss chocolates, German pretzels and whatever else Angela smuggled in was pretty bad, so she broke instantly.
"Nonononononono! Anything but the snacks!" Lena was childlike in some ways and Angela shamelessly abused this.
"Oh you know I am not joking" Angela added a smirk at the end, giving her usually angelic features a devilish twist.
"Okay, fine. Well I may or may not have suggested that you needed a night off and heard about this awesome restaurant that you would adore to jack, who was very skeptical because he has no idea you like him and so I basically cheated. But I won some really good whiskey and even some of that weird German curry-worse, or whatever. Oh and a abba album and-"
"That's great and all Lena, really,but II zink we need to get in your room…"
"Oh yeah, sorry luv." Lena nervously laughed before opening the door very slowly, and Angela let out a small tsk at how messy it was. Sure it wasn't Reinhardt messy (she almost vomited at the stench of currywurst (I hope it's called that)) but I wasn't jack Morrison clean. There was a near medium pile of dishes and what not begging for a good clean, the wash bin was slightly overflowing and the dusting did need doing. But this was Lena after all, and chores wasn't something she did, Angela knew from how she forgot to take antibiotics and vital medication. "I really wasn't expecting guests" she felt slightly ashamed at how bad her room had gotten, but couldn't do much with her being one of the best agents available regularly.
"well, I can zee such... But at least it iz not totally a wreck" this'll do I guess, as long as her bedroom is cleaner then-
"well, we should get going with the whole making you look proper fit right? Uh not that you don't look fit as it is- uh, I should really stop..." Lena was definitely stressed about something, but Angela didn't want to pry.
"oh, why thank you, so what do you want to do with me? I really don't want much, it's just a social event-"
"social event!? What utter bull! I know when things are more than just 'social events' and this is one such occasion luv, but what will I do... Hmmmmmm, maybe some light makeup- not Essex chick but not too much either- and I've got this absolutely beautiful dress, Nice and social with a hint of class. Sound good luv?" Lena seemed certain that this would work, and Angela felt reassured with her confidence so she let her do her thing.
"um, if you are sure it will look good my friend, then yes. It does." Angela gave a warm smile and Lena got right to work.
"okay, lets start with..."
(time shift, sorry but makeup and all that- I don't have a clue. Just imagine a 70s montage)
After sitting on the edge of Lena's bed for some time now Angela finally head her say "alright luv, its in the bag!" As she went for a hand-held mirror with the look of a painter admiring their masterpiece.
"oh I'm sure whatever you've done iz beyond- oh mein gott Lena! Zis iz absolutely wunderbar! Danke!" Angela couldn't believe she had done such a beautiful job in such a short time, and now felt like she owed her a million Euros.
"aw its nothing Angela. Really. I'm just doing what I do best, keep calm and- no, that line doesn't work as well- doing things just In time!" Lena was really glad with her response but quickly motioned to her whilst saying "but you might wanna get going before you leave Mr soldier waiting..."
"oh ja! I almost forgot about jack, zat would've been very good..." Angela joked as she went to leave Lena's home.
"one more thing luv?"
"ja?"
" dont forget to use protection!" Lena then started to roll with laughter at how Angela went beet red.
"fahr zur hölle" (go to hell)
"aw I love it when your flustered" was the last thing she heard as she closed the door and began making her way to meet jack, hopefully without clumsy Angela doing clumsy things.
AN
Sorry about the delay, I kinda forgot (the shame). I hope this is okay, writing on a phone is hard. And what do you think of the German? I used google translate as I have not yet begun learning( I really want to learn German, I don't know why), and Angela should use little bits of it right? Let me know what you think please. And also any suggestions are great, like really, as long as they're currently pre downfall they should work. Thank you for using your time to read my writing, seriously, thank you!
