RECAP: Thanks to Toshiro with Love and TechnoAngelprincess. You guys are awesome. Sorry this one isn't so romantic but I felt like eveything went too smoothly with their spur of the moment marriage.

When Naruto and Gaara got back Kiba was asleep on the couch. He'd taken more medicine and was out cold. He'd also turned the lights out. They left them off so they wouldn't wake Kiba up. The phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Naruto! How could you not tell me you were getting married?"

"We didn't plan it. It just happened."

"...Alright fine. Congratulations!"

"Thanks Sakura."

"So are you guys going on vacation or something?"

"Um, where would we go?"

"Somewhere nostalgic for the two of you."

"Well Gaara wants to tell Temari and Kankuro first. Speaking of which, was Temari good with Naru?"

"She was really good. She even put her to bed. I get to sleep."

"Goodnight Sakura."

"Goodnight."

Naruto hung up and went to get towels for a shower. He tried turning the light on to the closet but it wouldn't work.

"Gaara, what's going on with the lights?"

"Oh right. The owner of the building is conserving power. Light out past 9."

"Seriously? So when do they come on?"

"Not until almost noon."

"Noon?"

"Yeah well. During the day we've got the sun anyway?"

"How long's this gonna last?"

"I don't know. I think your landlord has gone insane."

"Alright, I guess we don't need lights. I'm gonna shower, you wanna go first?"

"You can go first."

"Why don't we go at the same time. Our first shower as a couple. We won't need lights."

Gaara giggled and kissed him. They showered together, washed eachother off and got in bed naked with their hair wet.

"So this is like our wedding night."

"Sure is."

Naruto kissed him and Gaara rolled on top of him and kissed his neck. He started kissing his chest and grinding his hips against Naruto's. He moved his kissing back up to his neck and then back to his lips. Naruto broke the kiss.

"Ya know what we haven't done in a while?"

"...You sure?"

"Mhm."

Gaara kissed him again and moved his kissing down further until he reached his length. Naruto moaned and jerked his hips as Gaara continued. He then moved his tongue further down to Naruto's entrance and teased him for a while. He then put his hips down and instructed Naruto to hold his legs. Naruto held his legs close to his chest and Gaara positioned his hips to enter Naruto. Naruto held onto his legs as Gaara pushed in. It'd been a long time since they'd done it like this.

"G-gaara...I don't think it's gonna fit..."

"It'll fit."

"You need to go slower. It's been a really long time."

"It'll be fine. Don't you prefer it this way?"

"...Alright."

Gaara kept going in even faster then quickly pulled out screaming.

"OW! OOOWWW! OWWW! OOOOWWWWW! IT BROKE!"

Naruto looked down and sure enough, it was broken.

"OH! NO! SHIT!"

"OH MY GOD THIS HURTS! IT HURTS NARUTO!"

"DAMN! IT'S BROKEN!"

"I KNOW! OH IT HURTS!"

"OK...Just calm down."

"CALM DOWN? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HURTS!"

Kiba had woken up when the shower had turned on and was planning on heading home. He'd put the sheets that Naruto had laid out for him in the washer and fixed up the couch. He was about to leave when he heard blood curdling screams. He was debating going to check but finally ended up going in. Naruto had put his boxers back on. Kiba saw Gaara and turned to Naruto.

"KIBA!"

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO IT!"

"It didn't fit. This is probably a bad time to say I told you so though."

"OH MAN! It's all swollen!"

"...No it's not...that's the regular size."

"...Damn..."

Gaara interrupted Kiba and Naruto.

"CAN YOU PLEASE QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT!"

"OK OK. We've gotta go to the emergency room."

"HELL NO! I can't move with this!"

"Do you want it fixed or not?"

"How am I supposed to get over there. I can't walk."

"...Well...we could call a doctor."

"Who?"

"The only doctor we know."

"...NO! HELL NO! No way! I am not letting Sakura see this!"

"That thing is gonna be fixed whether you like it or not. I'm calling Sakura!"

"NO!"

Kiba stayed with Gaara and Naruto was up and at the phone. It was about 10 so he was really hoping she picked up before Naru woke up. The phone rang once and Sakura picked up she sounded sleepy.

"Naruto? Why are you calling so late?"

"Well this is pretty ebarrassing but...as you know tonight was like our wedding night and so like most couples we were going to...ya know."

"Did you really need to tell me this now? I've got a transplant tomorrow morning."

"Yeah, we can't goto the emergency room so-"

"Wait. What happened?"

"That's the embarrassing part...Gaara broke his...his-"

Sakura started chuckling a little.

"He broke it?"

"...Yeah..."

"Uh. OK I'm assuming you want me to do something."

"Yeah, we would goto the emergency room but he can't move..."

"Um OK...I'll go get some stuff from the hospital and uh come over...does it hurt?"

"Like hell."

"...Man you two must've really been going at it."

"...Just hurry. Oh and we have no lights until like noon tomorrow. Is that OK?"

"You underestimate my skill. Be right there."

Naruto hung up and went back in with Gaara and finished getting dressed. Gaara was in a lot of pain.

"She's on her way."

"I'M GONNA DIE!"

"You're gonna be fine."

"DID YOU JUST BREAK YOURS? I DON'T THINK SO!"

MEANWHILE

Sakura had to bring Naru with her but luckily she wasn't asleep yet. She got the cool compresses, a splint, the pressure dressing and some anti-imflammitory medicine. She knew Gaara was in pain but it still was pretty funny. She figured she'd stop and see Sasuke before she left. He wasn't asleep either, the hospital was always busy.

"Why are you here so late?"

"Getting medical supplies."

"For what?"

"Well since it's Naruto and Gaara's wedding night they were ya know doin' the nasty."

"...Yeah...thanks for that mental image..."

"Anyway so Naruto calls me like ten minutes ago and Gaara is just screaming his head off in the background and Naruto tells me, get this, he says Gaara broke it."

"Broke...it...?"

Sasuke crossed his legs and his face went pale.

"What's wrong?"

"Imagine if you broke your...well like breaking your vagina I guess..."

"Breaking my-you can't break that."

"But imagine if you could. Would that not be awful?"

"You mean like childbirth maybe?"

"I don't know, I've never given birth."

"Anyway I gotta go fix it."

"You have to look at it?"

"Wouldn't you want yours fixed. I know I'd want yours fixed. Imagine how Naruto's feels, it's there honeymoon and they can't do anything."

"Could you please keep the touching to a minimal."

"Alright bye Sasuke."

Sakura left and started towards Naruto's with all her medical supplies.

MEANWHILE

Naruto was fully dressed now but Gaara was still naked.

"Naruto. She can't see me naked. It can't happen."

"You saw her naked. Plus she's a doctor, it doesn't count."

Kiba held on to the last line confused and simply listened in to the rest of their conversation.

"Can't you find a male doctor?"

"A male doctor who'd fix this in the middle of the night? No, I don't think that's gonna happen."

"Oh my God this hurts so bad!"

Naruto heard a knock at the door and ran to it. Sakura came in, still in pajamas. She put Naru in her carseat on the floor in Naruto's room, faced her away from Gaara and got ll her medical supplies out. Gaara had covered himself with a blanket which was making it hurt more.

"For God sakes the baby can't be in here too."

"Gaara shush, do you want me to fix this or not."

"Please get it over with."

"Alright let's take a look."

Sakura got on the bed next to Gaara and took the blanket off. Kiba and Naruto watched intently, wondering how on earth you fix this.

"WELL DAYUM! That is one broken penis."

"It hurts! It's not gonna have to be amputated is it?"

"OK well...damn...that's broken...but no we're not going to amputate it...but damn...it's broken..."

"I KNOW IT'S BROKEN! I'M NEVER HAVING SEX AGAIN!"

"No need to yell. I mean I've seen worse."

"You have?"

"Oh yeah! This is nothing compared to the others...well it's definitely not nothing but it's not as bad of a break so having sex again won't be an issue."

"...Please stop looking at it."

"I can't, I have to fix it. Plus you've got nothing to be embarrassed about. I mean I don't think it's swollen but..."

"Oh my God, please just hurry."

"Alright alright. First off I'm so good that I can fix a penis in only moonlight, recognize how awesome a doctor I am. Next, there's no like way to fix this assuming you don't want a cast. It's like when you break a toe, you just do your best to make sure it doesn't heal wrong."

"That's it? I don't know if you noticed but this is much more important to me than a friggin toe!"

"I've done this before, it'll be back to normal soon. I can speed it up a little with my chakra but it'll still take time. Kinda sucks that this happened on your wedding night."

"Please just fix it."

"Alright. I'm gonna put some cool compresses on it OK?"

"That's just an ice pack right?"

"In essence. Alright ready?"

"Yes just put it on."

Sakura applied the compress to Gaara and it hurt for a second but it started making it feel better within a few minutes, she added a few more.

"Better?"

"Better."

"OK. Now a splint and a pressure dressing."

"Splint? No I can't have a splint."

"You'll have one and like it."

"Won't that give me like a permanent erection until it comes off?"

"Yeah but do you want it fixed don't you?"

"Ugh fine..."

"Alright, I'm gonna take the compresses off and hold the splint while I wrap it OK?"

"You have to touch it?"

"Yes, I have to touch it. It's medical, purely medical, I do this a lot. Well not this in particular but catheters, I do those all the time so just get over it."

Sakura got the splint out and held it on Gaara. She then reached with her free hand and got the pressure wrap and started wrapping him up. A little later and she was done. Gaara was in pain and extremely embarrassed.

"Better?"

"Not really..."

"Want the cold packs again?"

"...Yes."

"OK."

Sakura put the cold packs on him again. Gaara was still in pain but it was diminishing.

"OK now this is optional. It'll heal faster but I can see why you wouldn't want me to do it."

"Do what?"

"Use my medical nin-jutsu to help with the healing process."

"You're correct. I do NOT want you doing that."

"OK then."

Naruto interrupted.

"So how much could that actually help?"

"The longer I do it the better it'll help. It could cut the healing time to like three days."

"Gaara please let her do it."

"NO! NO WAY!"

Sakura started talking to Gaara.

"It's purely medical."

"You are not touching it more than necessary."

"Gaara just relax it'll be over with soon."

"...Make it quick Sakura..."

"I will."

Gaara covered his face with embarrassment and Sakura held him and administered her chakra. Gaara's face was so incredibly red, Naruto had never seen it so red. His face was almost the color of his hair. Kiba was still watching and was incredibly jealous, it wasn't fair to him that Gaara got that and he didn't even enjoy it.

"Gaara calm down."

"How am I supposed to calm down. Do you even realize where your hands are?"

"Yes I do. Do you realize I'm a doctor so it doesn't count?"

"..."

"Alright now just calm down and let me finish this."

Sakura took almost twenty more minutes before she almost ran out of chakra. She let go Gaara and got up to get Naru but she had used so much chakra so she passed out. Kiba caught her just in time. Gaara was too embarrassed to talk still. Kiba was holding Sakura like a kid now. Her arms were wrapped around his shoulders and her legs were wrapped around his waist. Kiba started talking to Naruto.

"Oh my God. I cant believe she just held it like that."

"It was medical! Look she collapsed from trying to help."

"Where are we gonna do with her?"

"Gaara you better thank her when she wakes up."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Alright I'm gonna go set up the guest bed."

"I guess I'll be here."

Naruto got the bed set up. Kiba walked her down the hallway and into the guest room. He laid her down and kiseed her forehead goodnight. Naruto and Kiba went back in their room and found Gaara had covered himself up as best he could.

"Gaara? What do we do with Naru?"

"What do you mean?"

"She can't sleep in the car seat."

"OK put her in the bed."

"You have to get out first."

"OK, let's do this."

Gaara stood up and tried to walk.

"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!...OK...OK...I got this..."

He waddled a little further and left their room and laid down on the couch.

"You good in there?"

"Yeah I got this. You OK on the couch?"

"Other than my broken penis I am just peachy."

Naruto moved all the pillows out of the way and laid Naru down. He then made a fence-like perimeter of pillows around her. He grabbed the ice packs and walked over to Gaara and gently put them on his crotch.

"Feeling any better?"

"...I think what Sakura did helped."

"I bet, she passed out so she must've done a good job."

"Mhm. Well I think I'm gonna sleep out here. What about you and Kiba?"

"Um...we can sleep with Sakura."

"OK. Goodnight."

"Goodnight."

Naruto kissed him.

"We're married Gaara."

"I love you so much."

"I love you too."

"Goodnight."

"Night."

Naruto kissed him again and got him a blanket before he went and got in bed next to Sakura and Kiba on the other side of Naruto. It wasn't how they'd planned their first night as a married couple but it was certainly eventful.

BOTTOM NOTE: Yeah, it happens. Sucks, but it happens. BOTTOM NOTE OVER AND OUT