Dim Sum

by PhoenixMageFire

Dim Sum is always served with tea. They are tiny portions with endless variety and come with the occasional dose of crack. Drabble series; standard spoiler alerts apply. The kitchen is open.

40. Query

Danger Will Robinson! This drabble contains content of a Questionable Nature. Probably of an M rating nature.

Disclaiming Banner: All standards apply, because there is no way you can think Nickelodeon or Lost in Space would do this.

Query

The reason that Jet never sexed up Smellerbee was that he was pretty sure she was a lesbian. But it was something that he'd never been able to confirm. If Longshot knew what she was he didn't say. The fact that she would cut his balls off for trying anything with her was a good deterrent too. And it was easy to overlook her bed-warming potential when there were Fire Nation bints to have angry sex with down in the valley.

But he had, once, walked in on her goin' to town so to speak. He'd been impressed when she came just from teasing her tits. And after a week of smirking every time they saw each other, Jet had woken up bald.

So, it was a no on the sexy.