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Naruto woke up a little confused seeing as he was in the guest room with Sakura on one side and Kiba on the other. Then the events of the night before cam flooding back. He had married Gaara and they were finally wearing his parents' wedding bands. He then remembered their wedding night and why Sakura and Kiba were in bed next to him. He got up and went to check on Naru who was sleeping soundly. He checked on Gaara whose ice pack had fallen off during the night but his blanket was still on him. Other than that he was fine. Sakura had woken up and followed Naruto out of the guest room.
"What happened?"
"You healed Gaara as much as you could and I guess you didn't leave yourself any chakra because when you stood up you collapsed."
"Oh...why don't I feel sore then, I passed out right?"
"You didn't think we'd just let you fall did you? Kiba caught you."
"Well thanks."
"It was actually pretty funny. Kiba had to hold you like a toddler."
"Speaking of which where's Naru? You didn't leave her in the car seat did you?"
"Sleeping, I know how to take care of babies too."
"Where?"
"Me and Gaara's bed."
She peeked her head in and sure enough they'd made the pillow barriers so she wouldn't fall. She closed the door quietly and came back out.
"Thanks Naruto."
"No problem."
"So hows Gaara's penis?"
"I don't know he's asleep."
Gaara was waking up and saw Naruto and Sakura above him.
"Oh. Good morning."
"We're married."
"Sure are."
"Sucks that I broke it."
"Sure does."
"Oh by the way Sakura, thanks for helping it so much."
"No problem. I'm gonna need to check and see if it still needs the splint though, do you mind?"
"...No...just hurry."
"Alright."
Sakura unwrapped the pressure dressing and checked to see if it no longer needed the splint. Kiba woke up and came out, they still didn't have their lights but the sun was good enough. Sakura examined him and it turned out that she'd used enough chakra that he didn't need the splint.
"OK, you're looking a lot better. I can take the splint out but I'm gonna keep the dressing on. I think I might want to do some more chakra stuff later today. You willing to come down to the hospital?"
"...WIll it fix it faster?"
"Yes it will."
"...OK fine."
"OK...do you guys happen to have clothes I can wear just to the hospital 'til I can get my scrubs?"
"Naruto's are probably too big for you but I'm is probably closer to your size...I take after my mom..."
"You don't mind? I'll give them back once we get to the hospital."
"It's fine Sakura, you fixed my...yeah...so yes you can do whatever the hell you want."
"Thanks. I'll be right back."
Sakura went and got changed, fed Naru and put her back in her car seat. Naruto got Gaara dressed as best he could without hurting him. Sakura was wearing some of Gaara's clothes which fit her pretty well and Kiba couldn't stop looking at her. She had Naru and was leaving. Naruto and Gaara followed after her at a much slower pace. Gaara had his arm around Naruto who was helping him walk and Kiba was walking in between Sakura and Naruto. After ten grueling minutes of walking to the hospital they'd finally made it. Sakura got Gaara a wheelchair and walked to Sasuke's room, Naruto and Gaara started wheeling after her and Kiba went after them.
Sakura kissed Sasuke good morning and went to change. Gaara was almost doubling over but trying not to show Sasuke he was in pain.
"I believe congratulations are in order! How does it feel to be married?"
Kiba wasn't aware they'd gotten married but didn't say anything when he heard.
"Fantasitc! Look we've even got the rings."
"...K and M...what's K and M?"
"They were my parents'."
"They look great...so you OK Gaara?"
Gaara faked a smile.
"Of course I'm OK. Why-why wouldn't I be OK?"
"I heard you...broke it..."
"...*sigh*...Sakura told you...yeah...I did..."
"Did it hurt?"
"More than anything has ever hurt in my entire life."
"...Ow..."
"Yeah...Sakura's gonna fix it though."
"My Sakura? My Sakura's gonna fiddling around with your-"
"Sasuke-ey! Come on. I know it's Sakura but I'd really like it to be fixed as soon as possible. Pleeeaaassseee. Let Sakura fix it. It's not like I like it."
"Fine fine...you're lucky you're gay."
"At the moment being gay really friggn' hurts."
Sakura came back with no scrubs.
"Some idiot intern took my scrubs. Gaara can I wear this a little longer?"
"Sure."
"OK, let's go."
She wheeled Gaara into an exam room with Naruto. She used about half of her chakra but Gaara was feeling much better than before. She wheeled him back to Sasuke's room and Gaara couldn't look anyone in the eye. Naru was getting fussy so she got her a bottle.
"Already?"
"Mhm. She's a little over 9 months now. It's off an on whether she'll take the bottle but I wanted to start before I'm nursing a one year old. I mean it's still from me but it's just in bottle form."
"9 months already?"
"Mhm."
"She's getting so old. Soon me and Gaara'll be training her and she'll be the deadliest ninja here."
"...Not exactly aiming for her to be deadly..."
"She's being trained by us."
"Whatever. You can't train her when she's a baby so we'll argue about this later."
Naru finished the bottle. Sakura had to go do rounds so she handed Naru off to Sasuke. Kiba and Naruto followed her to do rounds. Gaara didn't really want to be moved at the moment. Sakura was in charge of more interns than they thought. They were all huddled around her. Kiba and Naruto were in the back so Sakura didn't see them. She had her lab coat on over Gaara's clothes. They saw that Tsunade was talking to the interns with her arm around Sakura.
"Listen up everyone! As you know I am the greatly esteemed Lady Tsunade, I am chief of both medicine and surgery and I run this entire hospital. You are technically my interns under Sakura's wing. Anyway another thing you may know about me is that I am hokage. Seeing as I cannot successfully run both a village full of ninja and a hospital for much longer I am resigning as chief. I know, sad right?"
All of the interns looked shocked, she couldn't just leave the hospital could she? She continued talking to the interns.
"You might be thinking who is going to replace the fantastic, talented, admired Tsunade. I will tell you who. It is your beloved attending Sakura Haruno, excuse me, Sakura Uchiha. She is now chief of medicine and chief of surgery. She knows more than all of you combined. She is the mastermind behind this place. If not for her this hospital would've fallen apart when I became hokage. That is all. Congratulations Sakura."
Sakura looked just as shocked as the interns. Tsunade left her with her interns. She didn't say anything else on the matter.
"Um...yeah so...moving on...OK who wants to tell me why this patient is here?"
One of her interns yelled out-
"Appendectomy."
"No, this man is having a liver transplant. Alright can anyone tell me who's doing the surgery?"
Another intern yelled out-
"You are."
"Well yeah but which of you is assisting? Do you even know?"
They didn't and Naruto and Kiba laughed a little. They interrupted her interns in an attempt to talk to her.
"Do you retards even know who's life your saving or do you just just wing it?"
"Chief, can we have a word?"
Sakura found Naruto and glared over at him. Naruto laughed and stepped in front of the group with Sakura and put his arm around her.
"I believe congratulations are in order Ms. chief."
"Naruto I'm trying to teach these maggots what it's like to be a doctor! Don't you have somewhere you need to be?"
"I'm so proud of you!"
Her interns weren't sure what to do, Naruto hadn't even payed attention to how angry she was and he was hugging her. Kiba stepped up front too and tried to get Naruto to let her do her job.
"Kiba, Kiba look at the interns. Why do you think they're so scared?"
Kiba looked at them and they did look terrified beyond belief. Sakura turned to Naruto.
"I wouldn't have to scare em straight if they knew what the hell they were doing."
"Sakura. Cut. Them. Some. Slack."
"...Let me finish rounds."
Sakura turned back to her interns.
"Since you retards cannot remember who was supposed to be holding my tools during this man's surgery, I choose. This is a great opportunity for surgical interns just starting out. A transplant. So I'll decide which two interns are coming with by answering these questions. Don't worry, I'm feeling nice today so they're not even medical. OK who can tell me who this man is getting his donor from?"
One intern answered correctly.
"You, I'll call you...Steve...maybe Pete...you look like a Pete, OK Pete...oh man...you killed 8 patients in your first two months. You answered the questions correct but damn boy, quit killing people. On to the next one. What is this man's name, first name?"
They were silent.
"See you can't get his name from the donor list and I'm holding his chart. I know that we're surgical but you need to know your patients. Can anyone answer?"
Number 3 raised her hand and Sakura reluctantly called on her.
"...Yeah that's right, I know your record you're fine. Alright as you heard I am now the chief of everything including your jobs, do them right. OK everyone else if you are a girl step forward and if not leave and read up on your poor poor skills. OK girls, form a line and turn around. Now move your hair off of your back."
Sakura went down the line of female interns and checked the inside of each of their collars until she found the one with 'SH' written on it until she found who had taken her scrubs. None had the 'SH'.
"3 turn around."
She checked 3's collar and sure enough, 'SH'. She slapped the back of her head as hard as she could. Although Naruto didn't really like her anymore it still made him flinch. She'd hit her so hard. Kiba winced along with Naruto and the remaining female interns. 3 fell to her knees and clutched the back of her head. Sakura bent down to 3's level.
"You're wearing my scrubs 3. Do you see what I'm wearing 3? Gaara's clothes. I've had a really long night, I was hoping to come here and have qualified interns up and working but you can't even seem to identify your own locker. I am chief, I am the mastermind behind this hospital. I don't need you. Get your shit together, you're all over the place with everything you do, I'm not yelling at you for wearing my scrubs I'm yelling at you because your mind is all over the place. I don't need that in a doctor and certainly not in a surgeon."
She yanked on the back of 3's shirt and pulled her up.
"I'll see you in surgery. Again it's a great opportunity but if you've got a headache I don't want you in there."
Sakura walked off. 3 waited until she did to fall back on her knees. Still clutching the back of her head. Kiba didn't know her well and Naruto and her weren't on good terms but they still bent down to help here. She had her eyes shut tight. Naruto and Kiba were looking at her face waiting for her to open her eyes.
"Naruto, did you hear that smack?"
"I heard, I heard. 3 are you OK?"
She kept her eyes closed but not as tight as before.
"3 are you OK?"
"...I'm...I'm fine Mr. Naruto. I need to go change."
"Wait. There's no way you're fine. I could hear that hit. Come on. Want and ice pack or some medicine."
"Can't have either I've got surgery. I need to change though."
"Alright, I'll go with."
Naruto and Kiba started walking with her.
"We haven't formally met but I'm Kiba."
"...Nice to meet you sir."
"Sir? Don't call me sir, I'm not old."
"Sorry...sir..."
They got to the staff's locker room and 3 got her scrubs out.
"So how did you screw that up?"
"I asked some other girl to hand them to me but I guess they decided to play a little joke."
"Oh well don't take her yelling too personally. Sakura had a long night."
"...Yeah..."
3 changed out of Sakura's scrubs and folded them back up. She then got her scrubs out and put them on. Once 3 had finished changing she put Sakura's scrubs back in Sakura's locker. She then realized she hadn't asked Kiba if he too was gay.
"Um...Mr. Kiba?"
"Yeah 3?"
"You're gay too right?"
"...No...but thanks for the show."
"...I have to get to surgery."
"We'll walk you. I wanna see Sakura before she goes in."
"OK."
They walked 3 to the OR and said hi to Sakura before she got sterilized. She told them they could watch in the gallery. They watched as Sakura cut into some man and watched as her two interns were unable to do anything correctly.