Hello its Shini again! Nice to have people like this story, any ways I will warn you ahead of time that I might have to change the rating of this story and the new characters you see I do own them! Unfortunately, I am not very creative when it comes to names. Oh, this chapter is longer so…ON WITH THE SHOW!

Disclaimer: Do not own Bleach do NOT sue me, I am broke…

Yumichika groaned at the pain surrounding his body, opening his eyes to see some blurry thing near him. He blinked to clear his vision and lifted his head off the ground. Looking to his side he saw a cute little monkey staring at him, just sitting there staring… very disturbing. Yumichika dismissed the insane mammal as he checked to see his surroundings.

"Well at least I know I'm in a forest..."

Sighing in irritation he rubbed his head where he could already feel a bump forming from his hard landing. "Where the hell am I…and where are the others?" he asked himself as he looked around.

"You, my friend, are in the Garden of Elsya.," said a voice.

Yumichika whirled around, trying to locate the voice, "Who said that?" he asked.

"I did!" yelled the voice, close to the ground.

Turning around to look, the monkey was still staring at him. "Please don't tell me a monkey is talking to me. I must be losing my mind, maybe hit my head a little too hard on that tree when I fell out of that hole." He mumbled as he tried to concentrate.

The monkey tilted his head as he looked curiously at the human before him. Running up and climbing up the body, he sat atop the human's head and looked him directly in the eye saying. "Yes, I can very well talk and I do not appreciate being ignored. You know it's very rude to dismiss someone when they didn't finish speaking," scolded the monkey.

Yumichika's eyes bugged out wide, trying to comprehend the logic of how a monkey could talk.

'AHHHH!" He screamed running through the dense vegetation to get away from the crazy being that was the talking monkey.

The poor monkey sat up from the ground, where he was thrown down, and looked up to see the retreating form of the screaming human. Sighing he got up and climbed a tree, heading in the direction of his beloved master…

~~~~Pretty Line~~~~

Ikkaku peeked his eyes open, looking around as he sat up. "Damn, why does weird shit have to happen to me?" He swept his eyes around the place, looking for his captain, Lt, or best friend. Snorting in annoyance of having to find his friends, he went ahead into the brush of plants, grabbing his sheath, keeping his eyes sharp for anything out of place. Aw he was walking he tried to sense everyone's spiritual pressure. Unfortunately, something was blocking his senses, making him unable to locate them. A piercing scream broke through the silence, making him jump as he heard someone running.

"That sounds like Yumi-Oof!" Ikkaku was knocked over by a heavy weight settling on top of him. "Speak of the devil...," he mumbled into the cloth that was covering his chest.

"Ikkaku! Oh I am so glad to see you. We have got to get out of this place." exclaimed Yumichika, as he shook Ikkaku vigorously.

Ikkaku grabbed his hands to stop him, prying him off so he wouldn't be traumatized later on. "Alright, what are you talking about?"

"The Monkey!"

"What monkey?"

"The talking monkey I saw!"

Ikkaku blinked and stared at him." Talking monkey?"

"Yes. There was a monkey that was staring at me as I awoken to find my beautiful self in this filthy jungle, and ugh my clothes must look horrendous from all that running I did to get away from that beastly thing. It was horrible Ikkaku just horrible, he was an ugly little fur ball…" as Yumichika rambled on about his encounter with the 'demon possessed monkey' as he called it, Ikkaku tuned him out, having to go through this for years of being his best friend.

"Ugh, Why me?" he said softly, rubbing his forehead.

Yumichika stopped rambling when he felt the ground shake. He looked over to Ikkaku to see if he felt it too. "Ikkaku? Did you feel that?

"Yeah"

Both of them unsheathed their swords when they felt the ground shake more.

"Sounds like its coming closer. Get ready!" Ikkaku said, getting in a fighting stance. He watched carefully, waiting for whatever it was to strike them. Gritting his teeth, he looked over at Yumichika and nodded his head. Both soul reapers ready for any attack that could happen. Fortunately, it was not an attack. It was something very different and unlikely. Out of the thick brush came a giant beast, almost body shaped like a tiger but its head had sharp curled horns sticking out and the size was three times as big as a regular tiger, half the size of an elephant. Large canines aligned in the beasts mouth, making it seem even more menacing, fur black as the night, with a long tail. The beast came running through the forest heading straight for the two Soul reapers. What they didn't expect was their Lt. riding on the back of the beast.

"Weee, Go kitty go!" Yachiru spotted Yumichika and Ikkaku as she passed them. She waved enthusiastically. "Hey Baldy, Hey Beauty Queen, Bye Baldy, Bye Beauty Queen!" she yelled, disappearing into the dense forest.

Yumichika and Ikkaku stared after her, then looked at each other. They took after their Lt, trying to catch up.

"Lt. WAIT FOR US!"

"You don't seriously think my beautiful self would walk around in this disgusting forest! I might get even dirtier!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT BALD DAMNIT!"

~~~~~~End Chapter~~~~~

Well that's it for this chapter, hoped you liked it. Please leave some reviews! I would love to hear what you think and your comments about the story, even if their bad. Also Sorry, Kenpachi wasn't really in this chapter but he will be definitely in the next one.

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