RECAP: Sorry again that it's been taking so long but I'm writing another one so sorry...new ones are more exciting than one that has maybe 4 more chapters in it.
They got to his apartment after awhile. Sasuke was reluctant to get off of Itachi's back, he'd missed it so much. He let him down in front of his door and he unlocked it and they walked in. They'd converted the guest room into Naru's room but other than that it was the same as it had been.
"Sakura wanted me to bring her another set of spare clothes. She keeps staining her spares."
"...With what?"
"Oh she works with patients and stuff so when she doesn't have scrubs she wears clothes and there's always a knife wound."
"Ah."
"So just make yourself comfortable."
Itachi sat on the couch and looked over at the tapes sitting next to the TV. He saw a sonogram video, a compilation of Naru's birthdays and a wedding video. Itachi figured Sasuke could take a while so he popped in the wedding video. The video started.
It opened with Naruto as the videographer. Gaara was holding Sakura's dress up to himself and walking around Sakura's dressing room like a model. Naruto laughed a little and Gaara laughed too. Sakura came onto camera really up close and Naruto zoomed out just a little.
There was some talking a few bra snaps and Sakura went into the bathroom. The video stopped and resumed with Gaara comically waltzing around the room with the dress against his chest. Clearly someone was stopping and starting the tape. Sakura came back out and looked over at Gaara who froze. She laughed a little and Gaara relaxed. Naruto put the camera on the chair and Gaara picked it up as he helped her into her slip.
Naruto got the dress and she stepped into it. He pulled it up and adjusted it on her and zipped it up. Sakura was staring at herself in a mirror. Her eyes started welling up and so did Naruto's he hugged her from behind. Gaara put the camera down but kept everyone in view as he too hugged Sakura.
Naruto and Gaara kissed her cheeks and let go of her. Gaara walked over and picked up the camera. They started walking out to the actually ceremony. Gaara handed the camera to the official cameraman and got in his line. Ino came a few minutes later panting but ready. She got in place after apologizing to Sakura. Naruto, Sakura and Gaara gave a thumbs up to the camera before they filed out. Sakura kissed Naruto before they walked out.
The music picked up and once Naruto and Sakura were out of the door and going down the isle the camera view changed. Naruto gave her away with misty eyes and took his place next to Sasuke. They exchanged vows and rings and Sasuke kissed the bride. They walked back down the isle. The video cut to them leaving for the reception. Gaara had the camera again. They waved at the camera and got in their limo. The video cut again to their reception. He watched the toasts and then the party. He watched Sakura and Sasuke dance for the first time.
They cut the cake and fed eachother bites. They then left for their honeymoon. There was a lot of footage of Gaara and Naruto sobbing when they left. The tape then cut to Sakura sitting on a bed. The camera panned over a hotel room then Sasuke then Sakura again. Sakura spoke and the lights went out but the moonlight had left everything illuminated. The camera had a great shot of them unfortunately. It took Itachi a second but he soon realized what was going on. He fumbled around trying to find the remote, desperately trying to turn the TV off before he gave himself another deep mental scar.
Itachi couldn't find the remote and Sakura's dress was off and her back was arching. He looked for a power switch on the TV but found nothing. It wouldn't stop. Moments later Sakura was screaming Sasuke's name and Itachi was desperately looking for the remote. Sasuke came out after hearing familiar sounds. When he saw the screen had him and his wife naked on it he went bright red and so did Itachi. The two of them stared at eachother for a second. They snapped out of it when Sakura started violently screaming his name and Sasuke was doing the same. At that point Itachi didn't want to see or hear anymore. He ran just outside of the apartment. Sasuke turned it off and walked outside.
"...That was a beautiful wedding..."
"We didn't know the camera was on...we didn't want to accidentally tape over the wedding..."
"...She was screaming so loud and just...she looked like in pain..."
"Trust me, she wasn't."
"...I've seen more of your wife than I thought I would."
"Me too."
"Sasuke...she was like...really screaming your name."
"...I know."
"You made porn."
"It was an accident."
"You've certainly grown since I last saw you."
"The last time you saw me I hadn't even hit puberty."
"Right...well...don't think I'll ever get that image out of my mind."
"You're gonna have to. That's my wife. Let's goto the hospital."
"No."
"Why not?"
"I can't look at Sakura now. Last time I saw her she was so-not in the middle of having sex with you."
"Get over it. You're gonna meet her."
"I can't meet her after seeing that."
"It wasn't that bad let's go."
"Not that bad? I've never seen a girl-writhe like that. Ugh and that screaming."
Sasuke chuckled a little.
"You've never seen a girl do that?"
"Oh shut up. That was a little extreme."
"I guess I just know how to please a woman."
"Like I don't?"
"If she's never done that then maybe not."
"Let's just go."
"Ha."
"Hey this might not be OK but...Deidara..."
"What about him?"
"He was just a kid, and we made him join. When I left...I kind of brought him with me."
"Where is he?"
"Flying over, waiting for me to put my coat on, that was the signal for him to join me. Can I just do it now?"
"...Fine but he better not explode anything."
"He won't, I swear."
Itachi put his Akatsuki cloak back on and stepped into view of Deidara. He swooped down and landed. Sasuke had no awful feelings towards him so he was nice. Deidara didn't want to take his cloak off and insisted Itachi didn't either. Sasuke was a little disturbed by that but he didn't care enough to start an argument.
Itachi and Sasuke and Deidara started walking to the hospital. Again receiving hateful looks. They did finally reach it. Sakura was in the middle of rounds. Sasuke wanted to wait to tell her about Itachi and something had gone wrong with the interns so they waited. Itachi wasn't yet in her view and neither was Deidara, that was planned by Sasuke. He wanted to show him to her. She turned around from a patient's with blood on her hands yelling at a new intern. 3's generation had either been fired or were residents and attendings by now.
"I HAVE TOLD YOU RETARDS SO MANY DAMN TIMES IT SICKENS ME!"
"S-sorry..."
"You're damn right you're sorry. Look at my arms you idiot! I am supposed to be doing paperwork! Look at these bloody arms! I can't do paperwork like this!"
"I'm S-sorry miss Haruno."
"GODDAMNIT! WHAT HAVE THOSE RESIDENTS BEEN TELLING YOU? My last name is not fucking Haruno!"
"S-sorry Miss..."
"UCHIHA! Now next time and intern accidentally stabs themselves don't just pull it out. You could break the handle off again and I am NOT sticking my hands inside yet another intern. Where the hell'd he get such a weak street knife and how did it get into his stomach?"
"It was confiscated from a patient. He fell on it..."
"Tell that retard intern he's suspended. What if he did that in surgery? God, go get me 3! I need 3!"
"3 Ms. Uchiha?"
"My God I work with idiots. You know who I'm talking about. I've called her 3 since I was 17."
"...I um..."
"Oh my God! Go get Kin!"
"Right!"
"And go get me a towel and some disinfectant or something OK?"
"Yes."
The terrified intern ran out to go get 3. The rest of the interns were stricken with fear of Sakura but dared not leave. She turned around to face her interns and saw Sasuke. She smiled at him and he smiled back.
"A suspension for accidentally stabbing himself?"
"I know, all these years have made me soft."
Sasuke walked up to her and kissed her. She made sure to keep any blood off of him. After they broke the kiss he kept his arm around him and the intern came back with a towel.
"Ms. Uchiha. I have the towel..."
She pulled herself off of Sasuke and turned to the intern who started cleaning off her arms.
"Where's 3?"
"She's closing. She said she be here soon."
"What were her exact words?"
"Um...she said 'Tell the pink b-i-t-c-h I'll be there in a minute'..."
"HA! She really knows how to make me laugh. But if you ever talked to me like that I'd fire you then come to your house and burn your feet. Your feet."
"..."
"Go."
Sasuke laughed a little at Sakura's threat and she turned around to face Sasuke.
"So what brings you here?"
"Nothing much. Naru actually used Sharingan today."
"Really?"
"Not very long but it happened."
"That's great. How'd that happen. Did you teach her?"
"No, not me."
"Then how Naruto and Gaara don't know how to use it."
"I've got a surprise."
"What?"
Sasuke pointed to where Deidara and Itachi were waiting while keeping his eyes on Sakura. She looked confused then her eyes found where he was pointing. A mixture of shock and joy came over her face and complete embarrassment came over Itachi's. She ran up and hugged Itachi, he didn't know her that well but she was just as excited as Sasuke. She greeted Deidara too who seemed to be mad at the very thought of being in a ninja village again. She turned to her interns about to introduce the two former Akatsuki members. When she did she noticed the entire group stiff with fear.
"What the hell's wrong with all of you?"
"...Aren't they rogue...?"
"They're not going to kill you. Man you guys are dumb."
Deidara laughed at how feared he and Itachi were. Itachi reminded him that they didn't know who Deidara was but they were very aware of what Itachi had done. He stopped laughing and went to introduce himself to the interns. He shook hands with one of the interns who was about to pass out. He then licked her palm with his hand and she screamed. Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi and Deidara laughed very very loudly. Deidara showed off his palms to the other interns, two of which fainted. Deidara was laughing his ass off, he'd never seen people so scared of him. Sakura was wondering why they were so scared.
"What's up with all of you? Seriously, they're just people, like you and me."
"We just didn't know you associated with rogue nin. Plus that one's got friggin mouth hands. Does Tsunade know you've let these people in?"
"...Are you threatin' me?"
"N-no! No I'm not! I'd never-"
"That's it! I will let either of these 'rogue ninja' kill you in your sleep! As I burn your feet!"
"I didn't mean it-"
"You think I'm playing? I've burned 3 intern's feet! It is the ultimate punishment and I will serve it to you! Now go give that man an enema!"
"Oh, come on! An enema!"
"YOUR FEET!"
"Right! Right! I'll go!"
Deidara, Itachi and Sasuke were all laughing. Although were wondering if she had in fact burned feet. It didn't seem too far off for Sakura. At the peak of her anger 3 came up.
"Alright what do you want?"
"Ah 3, there you are."
"I have a name."
"Shut the face, I'm talking. OK what the hell is wrong with the new interns?"
"How should I know? You didn't burn another one's feet did you? You know how much legal shit that puts us through."
And thus it was true. Sakura had burned feet. Sakura was insane.
"The interns are your fault."
"And why is that?"
"You're an attending. I trained you, you trained the current residents and they are training the interns. How does that one kid manage to stab something or somebody every other week?"
"I have no idea. Maybe we shouldn't let him handle a scalpel anymore."
"But today he stabbed himself in the stomach with a flimsy street knife. And another idiot pulled on it and the handle broke. How the hell does this crap happen?"
"I don't know. I really think we should fire that guy."
"I didn't fire you...maybe I should burn his feet."
"I was so much better than that guy."
"Not by much, remember when Sasuke died and you were an ass about it?"
"That's not medical. I was a damn good intern."
"You cried like a baby in front of Kankuro that very same day."
"Hey, that hurt. I'd just got through having that kid and hearing those names. I did not need it from him."
"Calm down 3. I don't hate you anymore."
"Mhm anyway is that all you called me in for?"
"...Yeah I guess it is. Oh right you-you were supposed to do a few more surgeries today right?"
"Yeah why?"
"I think I'm gonna let you take the rest of the day off."
"W-why? Oh God! You burned another one! Damn it Sakura! I have so much paperwork now! QUIT BURNING FEET!"
"No I didn't burn more feet. I think I'm going to have to though."
Sakura motioned her head over to Itachi. She looked over and saw him smiling at her. Her eyes were huge and she couldn't move.
BOTTOM NOTE: I'm writing a new one for Ouran High School Host Club so if want to read it and you haven't watched the show you should watch it, even if you hated this one and you don't want to read it you should still watch it [english SUB only!] it's pretty good. BOTTOM NOTE OVER AND OUT