Hello and welcome to the second chapter of A New Life! Now, if you do not know, this was created so that I can get better at writing. I haven't written anything in months, so my skillz are rusty. Srry if it isn't well written, but these things take time! I can't continue my other stories until I get back into writing, so my rusty skillz don't affect the 'flow' of the story. I mean, it's like writing a story, and it has a rating of 7/10, and then stopping for a few months, and then continuing and having it be rated 4/10, right? I must regain my skillz!
Also, I have some reviews, so let's talk about that!
PersonaUserOrpheus3245 - Well, I can't wait to not read any of your stories! Oh wait! You don't have any!
Koal (guest) - Thank you. However, I am not one for removing reviews for them being negative or just trolling. I like to look back at it, and laugh at the stupid people, ya know? Besides, sometimes negative reviews can help you grow as they can point out your stories flaws!
Guest - Thank you! I do not plan to stick to the game's dialogue too much, since I want to focus more on my character's journey - what I would do in this game. I don't even know if he will join the Shepherds or not, actually XD.
Anyway, with that out of the way, let us see if Charles peed his pants, mhm? Probably not.
Chapter 2 - Welcome to the game, the Fire Emblem game.
I don't know how long it took, but my eyes flickered open to the pain of the sun. It was midday, and the sun was shining down on my form, which was lying in the middle of the woods. The sunlight burned my retina, so I placed a hand over my eyes. I stayed like that for a few moments, before I released a yawn. I then picked myself up from the grass and dirt, and looked around. Trees surrounded me, but I was in a small clearing. My bronze sword was on the ground. I must've dropped it when I passed out from exhaustion. I picked up the blade and slid it into my sheath.
First off, I thought it was all a dream, but It ended up being real. I looked down. I really want to wash my face...
"Maybe there's a stream?" I spoke quietly to myself.
But before I went searching for water, I decided to look at my memories from before I passed out.
First off, zombies.
Their gear and the way their eyes glowed red... and how they died, reminded me of something. What was it... Wa... Ri...
Something like that.
Then there was the totally not a dude who saved my life. She reminded me of FE Awakening when Lucina appears and how she calls herself Marth. The only difference, was that she had long hair, but she was first shown with short hair.
I thought of this for about three seconds before I arrived at my conclusion.
"Fuck, I'm in Fire Emblem Awakening, aren't I?"
It was horrible - though at the same time amazing. I was in one of my favorite games, which made it awesome as I can meet my favorite characters, but I was seriously thrown into this kind of situation, where I can die at any moment? I won't say that I was the best tactician, and that none of the characters I controlled died, as I had reset many times during my play through, but if I woke up in the forest in the middle of chapter 1, it means that I didn't replace Robin. It meant that I wasn't some kind of main character in my own story, one that makes it so that I won't die, as I am needed for the later acts.
On another note, the zombies are Risen. Lucina appeared, saved my life, but she had long hair... which means that she tied it up to conceal her identity as a girl when she first pops up? Did she have short hair or long hair when she jumped through the portal? I can't remember, but if she appeared in front of me with long hair, then she must've tied it up before she saved Lissa's life. Or something.
Another thing, why the fuck was I dropped into the story? Am I needed for something? Perhaps Robin doesn't exist in this? Well, no, that would be stupid. Robin, whether he is a he or a she, is very important to the story. So what part does that leave me? Maybe other players were pulled into the story?
So help me Naga if someone ends up with Nowi... Okay, why did I say Naga and not God? And yes, I like Nowi. What you gonna do about it? Call the cops? In Fire Emblem?
I call bullshit.
So, now let me stop arguing to myself in my head, and get a move on.
I looked left and right, and then turned to my left and started to walk.
I had no idea where I was, so I might end up dead, but I might as well make most of my shortening life span to get a good look at the forest. I've only been in the forest once in my life, and it was the park forest, where me, my brother, a friend, and some cousins, ran into some dude who just so happened to be walking towards us. It scared the crap out of everyone - except me, of course. I mean, I definitely did not join in their screams as they fled the woods.
...
Day 53. I've been walking in this forest for so long... It has been days. Months! Okay, just a few minutes.
This is boring.
It was nearly two hours, or what felt like two hours, when I found water. A small lake in the forest.
Smiling, I rushed up to the water and dropped down on my hands and knees. I pulled off my gloves, so as to not wet them, and dipped my hands into the cool water. I then collected some water in my hands and brought it up to my lips, where I drank quickly. I repeated this five times before I got my fill. I then dropped my hands back into the water, and quickly threw them out and at my face. After wetting my face several times, I shook my hands to dry them. Once dried, I slipped on the gloves. I stood up, and looked around.
'Grrrggll...'
I spun around as soon as I heard that growl. I saw glowing red eyes staring back at me. Not one pair, but three.
Three Risen appeared from the woods as they stepped into the clearing the lake was in.
"Son of a..." I cursed underneath my breath. I might be able to fight one - with bullshit luck, but three? Impossible. And so, like the awesome and totally courageous man I was, I turned to my right, and fled. The Risen, which all carried swords, ran after me.
Back in elementary school, I was known as the - self-proclaimed - fastest in the school. Though, of course, after that I kind of stopped exercising and so I lost a lot of my stamina and became slower... but lets not think about that.
This was now a matter of life and death! I can't stop here! I must keep running! For my ever shortening lifespan!
*Huff, huff* My run slowed down into a fast walk.
I was running out of energy. I was hungry. I was tired. I chanced a glance behind me. I saw only the trees. Did I lose the-
I ducked as fast as I could. A sword was slashed at my face from a Risen that was nearly in my blind spot. If I turned a bit more, or if it was more to my left, I wouldn't have seen the attack coming... until my head was rolling on the ground.
I stood up and backed up. There was only the one Risen with a sword. Maybe they split up, or were they all waiting for their chance to attack? An ambush? Or maybe this was a fourth Risen?
I heard the sound of feet hitting the ground somewhere behind me. The rustling of a bush followed after.
Okay, they were still chasing me.
Son of a-
I dodged to my left with a roll. I turned tail and ran.
I was not going to die here!
I jumped over a log that was in my path, but I didn't jump high enough, as my right foot hit the log. I tripped forward and hit the ground with a roll. I stayed down for a moment, before I slowly pushed myself back up with my arms. I turned to look behind me. There was a single Risen coming for me.
Clicking my tongue, I rolled over to my right and stood up. I slid my sword out of its sheathe. The only thing I could do, was to fight to my last breath!
Or better yet, fight as I escape! I might get an opening to kill the Risen by doing so, and besides, they aren't really that smart, right?
The Risen jumped over the log and swiped its sword at me. I ducked underneath the blade, but felt it cut through some of my hair.
I slashed back at the zombie, but It deflected the attack. It slashed down at me, but I managed to dodge it by twisting my body to the side... and hitting my knee against the log. I nearly tripped, but with my left hand, I grabbed the arm of the Risen and pulled it down, as I used its weight to pull myself back up. The Risen ended up sprawled over on the ground, but it was getting up fast. I stabbed down with my sword, and the Risen either couldn't move in time, or it didn't care. It kept getting up, even when the sword cut through more of its body. I quickly pulled the bronze sword out of its chest and backed up. The Risen raised its arm, and with it, its sword, and brought it down on me!
I was able to react at the last moment and blocked the slash.
I then backed up a couple of steps. The sound of feet coming was louder than before, so I should start my escape strategy!
The Risen followed after me. I turned around and ran!
I looked behind me multiple times, to check up on the position of the Risen. My arm was getting tired as I held the sword, but I pushed on. After a while, I switched to my left arm. I looked behind me. The Risen was following behind, but it was still chasing me. I couldn't see the other three, or how many, Risen that were chasing after me, which means...!
I turned around with a twirl, and faced the Risen as I gripped my bronze sword with both hands! The Risen approached me quickly and slashed at my chest without slowing down! I sidestepped and parried the slash. I pushed my weight against my sword and pushed the Risen's sword away from me. As it started to turn around to attack me, I kicked the back of its left knee. The Risen nearly fell down from the sudden attack, but it kept on its feet. However, it was distracted, if only in its stance. I slashed my sword at its side. The Risen tried to dodge the blow, but it was too slow as it wasn't in a good stance to do that.
The sword ripped through its side, and the Risen took a few steps back.
I pushed on with my attack. A nearly fatal mistake.
Using my momentum against me, the Risen stabbed its sword forward. I only just managed to turn my head out of the path, and it cut through my cheek. I felt a hotness on my face, as if I was being burned, but I ignored it... for a few moments.
I slashed my own sword at its neck, but it only cut halfway through. I quickly pulled the sword free and placed my free hand on my cheek. When I pulled it back, it came back bloody. I could tell that I turned pale from seeing my blood. I looked back at the Risen. It took a step forward, even with its neck cut in half.
'Is the only way to kill these bastards to take their head off!?' I yelled within my mind.
Teeth rattling within my mouth, I narrowed my eyes and tried to shove my fear away. Being injured... really tells you about the situation. You might know you could die, but if you aren't injured, you keep an illusion that everything will be alright. This event blasted through that illusion, and I felt genuine fear. Yelling, I charged forward at the Risen! It raised its sword to attack, but I didn't give it the time, as I hit it with my left shoulder guard. It took a few steps back and fell over from the force of the hit, and I felt a dull pain in my shoulder. However, I ignored it in favor of attacking the Risen.
I stabbed my sword into its throat, and then raised, and stab, and raise, and stab! I repeated this until even after it had disappeared!
After that, I dropped my bronze sword, and stared at my hands. Blood was on my left hand, from when I touched my face. I could feel a hot liquid sliding down my face. I took a few shaking breaths. After a few seconds of this, and trying to clear my mind, I heard the bushes nearby move with movement. I turned my eyes to the right, and stared. I could see three Risen approaching me. They were still pretty far away, but they were closing in on me, fast.
They never gave up on chasing me.
Damn Risen!
I cursed. I grabbed my sword and sheathed it. I turned, and ran for safety. I ran for as long as I could. It was minutes later, that I came to a stop.
"Haha... haha..." I panted even as I laughed. The three Risen appeared somewhere behind me and slowly approached me.
I was standing on top of a cliff.
The exit behind me was blocked by the Risen as they approached me from the forest, and the front was... well, a drop. I wasn't experienced in climbing down cliffs, and I definitely wasn't in the mood to climb down with three deadly zombies, that will stop at nothing to chase me, behind me.
I turned to look behind me. Looking over my right shoulder, I saw the three Risen from before closing in on me.
I guess there are two, no, three choices.
One. Fight the Risen and hope for a bullshit miracle.
Two. Let them kill you.
Three. Jump off the cliff and maybe survive.
I looked down. It wasn't that far... though It was definitely more than two stories tall. Perhaps three or four. I'm pretty sure people have died from falling one story... depending on how they land, I guess. But, well... if I jump and die, it will be suicide, right? Or would it be murder, as I was pushed to jumping off? Well, either way, if I stay, I die. If I fight, I'll probably die.
I gulped down some saliva.
I looked back at the Risen, they were nearly within striking distance.
Even if I jump off, they might still follow me. They might die upon landing, and I might survive. Or I could die and they survive.
Either way, I think the best choice would be to jump.
It has the most likely chance to live, after all.
I looked down.
It was a long fall...
I have a fear of heights...
But...
I'm still going to do it!
The closest Risen raised its sword to the side, and slashed at my back!
But before the blade could rip through my armor and through my flesh, I jumped!
The wind howled in my ears as I fell.
The ground was approaching fast! My eyes widened, and my pupils dilated! I could see scenes from my life passing through my eyes!
This was it!
This was the end!
I closed my eyes and-
Name: Charles – Awakening by Normandie
Age: 18
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Height: 5'5''
Class: Mercenary
Weaknesses: None
Appearance: Blonde hair, with the bangs touching the eyes, and covering half of the ears, medium-length. Blue-green eyes.
Outfit: Black plated armor, covering the chest and stomach, as well as the back, with a left shoulder guard, greaves, and black fingerless cloth gloves.
Weapon: Bronze Sword
Mt: 3 Hit: 100 Crit: 0 Rng: 1
Level: 2
EXP: 30 - The first Risen he killed gave him 50 EXP points, but with his Unique Skill, he gained an additional 25 points. The second gave him enough to level up, and he managed to get 30 more points due to this. So he is at level 2, with 30 EXP.
Stats: Rating: 49
Str – 10 + 1 = 11
Mag – 1
Skill – 8
Spd - 8
Lck - 9 + 1 = 10
Def – 6 + 1 = 7
Res - 3 + 1 = 4
Sword Proficiency: E
Unique Skill: Quick Learner – Grants the unit 50% more EXP when fighting by himself (Cannot be Paired with another unit, or next to one for this to be activated).
Skills:
Armsthrift (Lvl 1)– Attack without expending a weapon use. Trigger % = (Lck stat X 2).
The reason he has a Unique Skill, is because you're given five slots for skills in Awakening, and each class gives you two skills, and I plan to only keep him with two classes, so a fifth would be missing, so I just gave him something. Argue with me about that all you like, but I am not changing it. I have... plans. Btw, I will be putting his stats in each chapter he levels up, so you can see his growth. Now, back to the chapter!
When I came to my senses, I could hear something... was it... someone talking? I couldn't really hear what they were saying. My body felt heavy. My leg especially hurt. But I felt comfortable and warm. Am I sleeping on a bed, or am I in the realm of death?
"... you can... prom... 'kay?" A woman's voice. I couldn't hear everything she said, and some of what I heard was blurry.
"...ay. I.. mise." A younger voice, high pitched... a girl, or just a really young boy?
I groaned as I tried to open my eyes. The light hurt slightly as they opened up. I opened my eyes to see a wooden ceiling. I looked around what appeared to be a bedroom.
I saw a wooden dresser to my left side against the wall, a door next to it, and a small end table to my right. I was in a bed with the sheets over me. Grabbing the edge of the sheets, I pushed them away from me so I could get a look at my body, and at why my right leg hurt so much.
My armor was removed, and I was wearing my clothes, but there was some scratches and holes in the fabric. My right pants leg was rolled up, and my leg was covered by a white bandage. I blinked at it. I don't remember hurting my leg...
"Oh..." I muttered out loud. It was probably when I jumped off that cliff... I must've broke my leg when I landed.
Since I was apparently safe and in a room, I must've been near a village. Of course, there would be other settlements in the Fire Emblem world other than where you fight...
The door to the room creaked open and a little girl popped in. She looked to be around 10 with brown hair that touched her shoulders and that had bangs that were brushed to the side, and brown eyes. She wore a plain tan shirt, with short sleeves, and a white skirt. She had on sandals, even though she was indoors. I usually don't wear shoes inside, so it was kind of weird to see that...
Oh, and since I'm on the topic of footwear... wearing armor around my feet kind of hurts, so I'd love to replace it... maybe get boots or shoes. I'd rather that than have the greaves around my feet. Though they do protect my legs up to the knees, I'd rather my feet not hurt so much from walking around.
"Ah!" The girl exclaimed, pointing a finger at me with her mouth wide open. "You're awake!" She finally said. There was some kind of sparkle in her eyes, but I ignored it.
"Yes. Yes I am." I replied. I didn't try to get out of bed, though I did sit up. It was a bit rude to talk to someone lying down, right? That was a thing, right? Am I right? Maybe. I'd search it on Google, but, ya know... I don't think there would be internet in Fire Emblem. Maybe in a future game, it might be more advanced, but for now... it was more medieval ages. With magic.
"Is there anything you would like to eat?" In the span of the few seconds I spent thinking, the girl appeared by the bedside with her face close to mine. A large smile was on her face. She was... a pretty energetic girl.
"Eh? Food? Then... some stew?" I was a picky eater, but I'll try to eat whatever they give me.
The girl nodded twice, with her eyes shining, and, spinning around on the balls of her feet, she raced for the door. "Got it!" She yelled, as she disappeared in the hallway. It was a few moments later that she came back. "Sorry!" She apologized and closed the door.
I don't know why she was apologizing, but whatever. She was... kind of weird? Maybe she is just an abnormally excitable child.
I laid my head back against the wall behind me, and waited for the food.
I could vaguely smell something tasty as I waited, but I tried my best to ignore it. I stared up at the ceiling and thought about how to survive in this world.
Fire Emblem is a game where any character could die - it wasn't a game you could play with bad strategy. Since it is now my reality, I must become strong. First was the war with Plegia, then there was Valm. A total of two wars. But what do I want to do? I could do whatever I want to do. I don't have to join the Shepherds, heck, I don't even have to live a life of fighting! I could find my own place in life, I could be a simple merchant, or I could be a farmer. Either way, I could lead a totally different lifestyle than what would be expected when entering a Fire Emblem game.
There are those who just attach themselves to the main characters - as they steadily become more OP than the Gods, but, I am not like them. I'm not the main character of a fanfiction, I was just someone who just happened to end up in one of the Fire Emblem games.
So, what should I do? I don't want to die. I want to live. I want to be true to my character. Who am I and what should I do to stay true to my principles?
It was at that moment that the door opened. The girl from earlier came in carrying a wooden tray, and on it, was a wooden bowl with steam rising from it. She brought it over to me, and placed the tray on my lap. In the bowl, was a stew filled with meat, some vegetables... carrots... and a broth of some kind. There was a spoon, of course it was a wooden one, next to the bowl. The girl had a smile on her face as she waited.
"Oh, ah, thank you." I said, and slightly lowered my head to her in thanks. I got the habit of doing that from watching anime, but I usually did it when I was by myself, or when I wasn't paying much attention. Before I could get embarrassed, the girl giggled.
"You're welcome!"
I chuckled awkwardly, and then stared down at the stew. I didn't like eating vegetables. I don't like carrots. I should've said "give me some bread" and not stew...
The girl stared a hole into my head, waiting for me to eat. She might've been hoping for a compliment for the food.
Well, here goes nothing...
I grabbed the spoon, raised it, and lowered it into the stew. I collected some of the broth, a small piece of meat... and a piece of tomato. I raised the spoon to my mouth, opened wide, and closed my mouth around the spoon. I slipped the spoon out of my mouth, and started chewing.
...It was actually good.
If this was not this world, I probably would've thrown up. Maybe my taste buds were "configured" so I could actually eat? It was either that, or they were just really good.
After I swallowed, I faced the girl, who I still do not know the name of, and smiled. "It's good. Thank you."
Her face bloomed into a rose, or rather, it turned red from embarrassment, or extreme happiness? Either way, it was red, and she was scratching the back of her head. "Hehehe! Thank you!" After that, I ate the rest of the stew as she watched me intensely.
Once I finished, the girl took the tray from me, and left the room.
I waited there in silence for her return, however, the next person to enter was an older woman.
She had black hair tied into a pony tail that was wrapped over her right shoulder, with the bangs being brushed to either side of her blue eyes. She wore a white blouse with long sleeves, and a black long skirt. The skirt mostly hid her feet, but I could hear the slapping of sandals. She was, to say without a shred of doubt, an attractive woman. However, comparing her to her daughter, they don't look that much alike. Maybe she resembled her father more?
"Good to see you're energetic." She said. I nearly asked what she meant by that, but I remembered that she first met me when I was unconscious. Though it wasn't much of a greeting...
"Well, compared to your daughter, I'm not that energetic." I replied with an awkward smile.
There was an awkward pause for a second before she smiled. "Well, Malina is very outgoing for such a young... girl."
I blinked. Why was there a pause before she said girl? Was she hiding something? Maybe... Malina was a boy? That is certainly... an interesting... and totally not funny thought.
"Oh, right. I haven't introduced myself, right?" She said, taking my attention back from my thoughts. "I am Juliet." She introduced herself.
"Mhm, nice to meet you. My name is Charles, just a simple traveler... I guess?" I sounded unsure of myself, but I tried my best. I was never that good at introductions.
"Well then, I will be going now. If you have any questions or requests, please ask Malina. I have work to get to."
"Oh? What do you do?"
"I sell fruit and vegetables in the village market place." She stood up and headed over to the door as she said this. "Then, goodbye, Charles."
I smiled as she left. Before the door could completely shut, the girl from earlier, Malina, entered. She ran over to the bedside and got close to me, like before. She stared at me with big round eyes. "So, you're a traveler, Mr. Charles?" She must've been listening in on our conversation, but I could only smile at the thought.
"Just Charles is fine. And yes... I guess you could say that?"
"Oh, cool!" She remarked, stars appearing in her eyes. "So does that mean you've been everywhere?"
"Not... everywhere. Just some places."
"C-could you tell me some stories?" She sounded so excited that I found it hard to say no.
But first things first... what will I say? I can't really tell her much about what I've seen... I never went out that much. So... I could only really tell her of stories I've heard, such as the Niagara Falls, or things from anime, or even sights from the Fire Emblem world. I guess I should start with something easy...
"Well, there is a certain waterfall that I've... seen."
"A waterfall?" She asked.
"Yes. It is called Niagara Falls, and it is around... one hundred and sixty feet. it is somewhere far to the North and East."
"Whoa!"
"Yup. It is very impressive. I've also... been to a large black castle that was formed in a giant hole caused by a meteor."
"What? How could you make a castle there?"
"I don't know how, but they did it. It is... in a land far from here. It is such a remarkable place... where darkness lies on one side, and light on the other."
"That sounds so cool!" Her eyes were lit up, and she leaned in so close that I had to lean back so that our noses wouldn't touch.
The time passed as the two of us talked - mostly me telling her stories and her reacting - and I became tired. After wishing me a good night, Malina left. I lied underneath the covers with my eyes half open, thinking. I had eaten another serving of the stew earlier, so I wasn't hungry, but I wasn't really that tired either.
But these thoughts didn't concern me. I thought about my future. This village seems nice enough. I could possibly stay here, and help Juliet run her stand or whatever. I could farm. I could do a lot of things, huh? Well, I might as well see about it the next day. It might take some time to heal my injury, but there's a thought... couldn't a Vulnerary heal me? Or was that too expensive for a village? I think it cost like 150 or 300 gold. It was something like that. How much does a normal peasant make? I don't know.
Either way, they might not have one to give me. But, then again, I haven't seen or even heard Juliet when she came back... is she still gone? Ah, who knows. I might as well just go to sleep. I closed my eyes, and waited until sleep claimed me.
The next morning
"Mhm~ Hmm~ Mhm~" Hummed a little girl as she skipped across the ground. She carried a brown bag with vegetables and fruit in it. They were running out of that, so she went to pick some up from the market. So far, the trip was uneventful.
The girl smiled as she thought about the mysterious traveler who was staying over at her house. She had to promise her mom that she would have to take care of him until he gets better, as she was too busy to care for another, but that was a fair trade, as she was able to listen to his tales of travel! They were so interesting and exciting! Malina wishes that one day, she, too, would be able to see the sights that were described to her.
A rock traveled through the air, and skipped across the ground as she kicked it. She skipped past the fallen rock without a thought.
She hummed like she does everyday. She smiled like she does everyday. And she skipped like she does everyday.
And like everyday...
A rock was thrown and struck her in the head. The girl moved on instinct, and bent her head back from the sudden pain. She closed her eyes, and nearly dropped the bag of groceries she bought at nearly three times the higher price. Another rock hit her in the shoulder. This time, she dropped down to the ground, crouching down with her legs placed together, and the bag raised to protect the front of her head. More rocks rained on her body, and then the words.
"Monster!"
"Get out of here!
After the eleventh rock hit her in the neck, she cried out in pain, and the assailants cheered in victory, as if harming a ten-year old child was an accomplishment.
Once the mob had its fun pelting rocks at her, they left. Though a few stayed to yell at her, and throw rocks. Malina, unable to take much more, got up and ran. It might have been smarter to leave as soon as the first rock was thrown, but that would only upset the mob, and she didn't want them to follow her home, as they sometimes break things inside and steal food, money, and other valuables. She didn't know what they would do if they find Charles who was recovering there...
It took three minutes from there to arrive at the outskirts of the village, and then another five to get home. She entered the small wooden building, which only had two rooms - a bedroom making up one room, and a living room combined with a kitchen. There was a small wooden porta-potty outside the house and a minute or two away. There was a river ten minutes away at a lake, which was near a cliff, where Charles was found.
Malina didn't know what led him to jumping off the cliff, but she was happy she found him when picking some mushrooms in the forest.
She entered the wooden house, and walked over to a counter that was against the wall and placed the bag on top of it. She then started to take out the food she bought. Once everything was out of the bag, and the bag was put to the side and out of the way, she started cooking breakfast for Charles as she hummed a melody.
By the time breakfast was ready, the wounds from the thrown rocks had already healed.
Well, let's end this here. I had originally planned to end when I put Charles' stats up above, but I decided to instead push forward for more words! Anyway, we find out that Malina, the cute little girl is a monster :o dun dun duunn! Well, what is she? Find out another time!
But... if she is a "monster" then who is Juliet? What is with Charles and his broken leg? Where did Juliet go? Some of these questions...you already have the answer to!
Well, with that over with, let's get serious.
I do not condone violence against children, and I will never, ever, tell you it is alright to hit a little girl, with or without rocks! You shouldn't strike a little girl! So, with that out of the way, please follow, favorite, if you enjoyed, and leave a review telling me how much of a fuck-up I am! Laters!
