Theme: Teen (15&Up)
Type: Fluffy with suggestive themes

L0L!
Itachi's ring tone.
I'm sorry. xD I had to.

Yes! It is finally here!
Another chapter in the love series that's rockin' the house!
No, not really.
But it is a chapter.
XD

Dedicating this chapter to:
Hohoemi yo Towa ni
(Lookz! I updated! Gimme back Itachi! I needz hem to liiiive! xD)

Quickie Note:
Hikari isn't pregnant.
No worries, 'kay?
xDD

"It's been awhile since we went on a date." Itachi said out loud, to the girl across the table. She was nibbling on a piece of jelly toast. "What?" Itachi raised a brow at her stare.

"Did you hit your head last night?" She took a sip of her warm coffee. He rolled his eyes, "I just thought we could treat ourselves today. After all, I called in sick to work."

Hikari's brows shot up in surprise, "You canceled work? You must have hit your head."

He mumbled something under his breath as he took a spoonful of scrambled eggs and shoved it into Hikari's mouth. She chewed very slowly, an irritated look crossing her face. "Stop being so sarcastic."

Itachi took a sip of his own coffee, "I remember you saying how you wanted to go to out somewhere." He scooped up a spoonful of his eggs and shoved them into his mouth. "Really?" Her tone hinted at a little disbelief. He merely nodded, taking another spoonful of eggs.

She stood up so fast that she nearly knocked her coffee cup over. Luckily, Itachi had predicted her excitement, and moved his hand to steady the mug. "I have to ask Rentaro to come along! She could bring Deidara too! A double date!" She scrambled out of the kitchen, grabbing the phone off the hook, and recklessly dialing her best friend's phone number.

He stared after her before a disgruntled look appeared in his eyes. "I had planned it just for the two of us…" He mumbled to himself in disappointment. Sulkily, he shoved another spoonful of eggs into his mouth, and crewed huffily.

About half hour later, Hikari emerged from the bedroom. Dressed for fun. She decided on faded black capris, black sneakers with a teal base, her shirt was a black short sleeved one with a light teal shirt underneath that peaked out below the black one, over top of the tee-shirt was a short sleeved white sweater with a slight jagged design about the edges, and to top it off, she wore the gold diamond studded necklace Itachi had bought her as a Valentine's Day present.

With a bounce in her step, she snatched up her white shoulder bag; making sure she had her cellphone, her wallet, a video camera to capture all the fun moments, and a few 'extra' things just incase.

"Itachi! Are you ready yet?" She hollered towards the bedroom.

Itachi took his time before walking out of the bedroom. He had a casual look about him. Nothing fancy, nothing showy. Just a pair of snug fitting faded blue jeans, black sneakers, a white tee-shirt with 'I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.' written in a cloudy blue color. He grabbed up a black baggy jacket and slid on his sunglasses. "Lets get going."

"Kay!" The overly excited girl bounced after Itachi. He closed to door and locked it before heading down the hallway.

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Hikari had arranged to meet their friends at Central Plaza. Sure they had been there a bunch of times, but rarely with Itachi. He wasn't one for crowded places. He stood with his hands tucked in his jean pockets, hovering slightly behind Hikari.

"Yo!" Rentaro waved casually as she and Deidara walked up to the pair. "Where we headed first?"

"Somewhere quiet." Itachi mumbled, staring at the crowd of people around them.

"The bookstore?" Deidara offered up.

"Victoria's Secret!" Hikari chirped.

"Uh…" Rentaro let out a sigh, "Okay. How about we go to the bookstore first?" She nudged her head towards the store, "Closest one."

Nodding, they followed Deidara and Rentaro closely.

Rentaro found herself in the manga section, Deidara in the romance, and Hikari was browsing the fantasy realm. Itachi seemed to disappear somewhere in the biographies. As Hikari read the description on the back of an interesting book, Itachi rounded the corner and slid in behind her. For a large book store, the isles were awfully close together. If you tried to pass another person, you'd be pressed up against them. Itachi didn't mind.

"Oh. Sorry!" She squeaked before realizing it was just Itachi. "Whatcha' reading?" He leaned his chin on her shoulder, scanning the back of the book. "It's another vampire novel." As she was answering, the sudden sensation of Itachi running his hands over her body from the night before, returned with a vengeance.

"Maybe we should, um, head to another store…" A weak murmur as she reached up to place the book back on to a high shelf. His hands viciously snaked under her shirt, caressing her belly, and sliding up to trace the frame of her bra. "Not here!" She hissed, glaring back at him.

"Why not?" His breath came out hot against the back of her ear. The sensation was tingling inside her body, she almost thought she wouldn't be able to hold back. Thankfully though, a string of voices came from behind the adjacent bookcase. Itachi let out a growl of displeasure as he distanced himself from Hikari. Sometimes Hikari could liken Itachi to a hungry wolf, and she was the rabbit that just happened to stumble into his path.

As she watched his back retreating away from her, she hadn't noticed Rentaro peering over her shoulder. "Ready for Vicky's?" Her enigmatic voice made Hikari croak in surprise. A laugh rumbled from Rentaro as she hung her arm around her friend's shoulders, and led her towards the exit of the store.

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As usual, as soon as they entered Victoria's Secret; female sales clerks flocked to Itachi and Deidara. It always got under Rentaro's skin, probably why she never brought Deidara with her. Just as Rentaro was about to drag both the men away, she was interrupted by Hikari. Who didn't seem to notice all the woman around her boyfriend.

"Look, Ren-Ren!" She held up a pair of pink and white striped panties with white lace around the edges. "Aren't they cute?" Rentaro could never understand how casually she could hold up a pair of panties.

"I hate pink." Ren bitterly mumbled. "Hm, then lessee what else…" She turned away from her friend and rummaged around in a stack of casual panties.

"Ah! What about this one?" She, once again, held up a pair. This time, alternating colors of blue, green, and yellow; no lace thank goodness. "Better…" Ren looked them over before snapping, "Hey! Why are you shopping for me?" She snatched the panties away with a bright crimson blush. Hikari watched as she stormed off towards another stack of panties.

"Well I liked the pink ones." She said to particularly no one, turning around, and picking up the one she wanted.

Casually, she moved onto the back of the store; where they displayed their camisoles and lingerie. For a few moments, she stared at a black and pink one. It was mostly see through, something she wasn't so into. But the way the pink lace curved up the middle, where a slit was; made it quite cute, in her opinion. She picked up the matching panties, only to find they were actually a thong in disguise. "I've been tricked!" She objected about to toss them back.

So her absolute horror, the panties were snatched right out of her hand. "Miss? We'll take this." Itachi motioned for one of the female clerks. "We'd also like the white one on the third shelf, along with the stockings, please."

Hikari twitched, clearly annoyed. "Hey, buddy. You ain't the one that's gotta wear that! I refuse! In no way will I put that on!" She pointed towards the panties that dangled from his index finger. "Can you even call them panties?" She shrunk back in terror. "It's more like… a death trap! I can't walk in that!"

Itachi didn't appear to be listening, he was already carrying the things he'd gotten the clerk to get for him. "This is why I don't shop with him." Hikari whined to Rentaro, who was giving her a pity look.

Within moments, Itachi was standing in front of Hikari, holding out the black camisole. "Go try it on."

"No!" The terrified girl objected, much to her anguish Itachi shoved the garments into her arms, and shoved her towards the dressing rooms in the far back. Even digging her heels into the carpeted floor didn't help.

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"I'm not changing into the bottom half." She growled to herself. "Who knows who else has tried this on?! It's probably diseased." A flick of her wrist and she tossed the thong to the side. She tugged her shirt over her head and unhooked her bra. As quick as she could, she slid on the black and pink camisole. She always felt uncomfortable changing in these type of settings. Maybe it was paranoia, but she always thought someone was watching.

In this case, someone was. As she looked herself over in the mirror there was a low sexy whistle from her right. With a gasp, she covered her exposed upper half. "Looks good on you." Itachi's voice was like silk. "Damn it. Don't scare me like that." She hung her head with a stressful sigh.

Itachi moved to stand inside the stall, locking it behind him. Reaching out, he touched the pink lace, rubbing it between his index and thumb. "How about… I be the big bad devil… and you be my sexy little helper." There was seduction dripping off his words, and a gleam of desire in his eyes.

Too keep herself from being drawn in by his hypnotizing eyes, she stared at his fingers as they fiddled with the lace. With her attention on that, she wasn't able to guard herself when she was forced up against the wall. His lips crashed against hers as he dug his fingernails into her bare sides. His actions caused a whimper from her, giving him the opportunity to drive his tongue deeper into her mouth.

Swiftly, Itachi lifted her up, and automatically she wrapped her legs around his waist, followed by her arms around his neck. Their bodies pressed so tightly against each other that it just added to the excitement. He banged his hips upwards against her crotch area. The fabric of the camisole against her nipples caused them to harden against Itachi's shirt. Their tongues twisted in fury. Hot, moist, steamy kisses that made them beg for more.

And then it was over.

A unexpected knock on the door and a nervous clerk's voice interrupted them. "Um, excuse me, miss? Are you alright?"

Hikari couldn't answer, her heart was going a mile a minute, her breath still caught in her throat.

"Miss? I heard a lot of banging… Are you hurt?" The clerk's voice seemed more nervous with every passing second.

Taking a deep breath, she finally answered. "Y-Yeah. I'm fine. Just… The camisole's… So tight that… I had a hard time getting it off."

"Oh. Please be careful, miss." With that, they heard the retreating of her footsteps.

They looked at each other before Itachi leaned in for another steamy make out session. "Moods ruined. Sorry." Hikari had placed her hand between his lips and hers.

With a sigh of displeasure, he gave her ass a firm squeeze before letting her down.

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A very flushed Hikari emerged from the changing room first. "God! What took you?" Rentaro threw her arms up in the air with an exaggerated sigh. "Do you know how creepy these woman in here are?" The other girl edged closer to Hikari. "They talk about things that I never wanted to know about another woman!"

Hikari laughed nervously, trying to lead Rentaro away from the dressing rooms. "Really? How so?"

"Some woman was saying how she had sex with her husband in the changing rooms, for Christ's sake." Rentaro shuddered. Again, Hikari just laughed, feeling as if she was one of those 'woman'. "Wow. Just… wow." Hikari hung her arm around Ren's shoulders as she slyly maneuvered her towards the front of the store.

"Speaking of wanna-be husbands… Where did that Uchiha go?" Ren stopped in her tracks, looking towards the back of the store. Her eyes scanned the group of females, thinking he would be the center of attention.

But as fate would have it, Itachi had chosen the wrong time to leave the safety of the dressing room. As he was fixing his shirt straight again, his cold orbs met with Ren's. There was a pause before Ren let out a shriek. "YOU!"

Hikari whirled around to see a red faced Itachi and a pale faced Rentaro. "Oh god! It's not what it looks like!" Hikari began, grabbing Ren's arm.

"You're one of them!" Ren shrunk away, pointing in absolute horror. As if Hikari was an alien from another planet. There to eat her brains. "I am not!" She stomped her foot, "I told you! It's not what it looks like!"

"I don't believe you!" Rentaro flailed as she ran from the store. "Don't talk to me again!"

Itachi moved to stand beside Hikari. All the other customers in the store stared at the couple. Itachi was mortified at being discovered. While Hikari was worried about what she would do about Ren.

"This is your fault!" They both pointed at each other. "My fault?!" They both echoed. "You're the one that chose this store!" Itachi growled. "You're the one that followed me in the dressing room!" Hikari hissed. After a tense stare that sparked lightening between the lovers, they both turned away with crossed arms and 'hmphed'.

"I'm going home!" Hikari stormed out of the store. Itachi, on the other hand, stayed behind the browse.

Even if she wasn't with him, he wasn't going to pass up the opportunity to buy some new lingerie for her. Since it'd be a lot easier without her. That way, she wouldn't object. And her pride wouldn't let her return it after it was bought anyway. A win-win situation for Itachi.

Suddenly, Itachi's cellphone went off, to the tune of "Everything You Do" sung by M2M. He snapped it open in a casual way, despite the looks and giggles from the woman around him.

"Hey. Can you pick me up the new Devil May Cry game…?" Hikari's voice was as usual, though he could sense a bit of embarrassment in it. "Of course." He smiled as he put the undergarments on the counter for the cashier. "Thanks." There was a pause before she mumbled, "Love you." His smile only grew, "Love you too." With that, he shut the phone.

'You've been everything that I've seen,

And know I'm caught up in this game.'