Go Out With A Smile
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Assassination Classroom
Original Character
Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of 1 year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...
Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)
Note: Title may change
Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Chapter 4
May X 20XX
Dear Diary,
Everyone have recovered from our loss in midterm tests. Right now, everyone is looking forward for the school trip. Our destination will be Kyoto, the old capital of Japan. The trip will take place next week. It will take 3 days 2 nights. Karasuma-sensei gave us the plans earlier today during PE. Our assassination mission will also extend during this trip. The streets of Kyoto and our classroom have too much difference. Our sightseeing routes will determine the plans to kill Koro-sensei. The government have contracted a sniper to kill Sensei while he accompany us. After we decided on our routes, the details will be given to the sniper. If they success, the 10 billion yen will be split amongst us based on our contribution.
The class will form groups. Chika is still not close with any members of class E, so when Hara-san ask Chika to join her group, Chika said yes! Hara-san is so nice and motherly... She occasionally share her bento with me... Her cooking is superb! After months eating Toshiko-nee's food, being able to eat normal food is a blessing. Group 3 consists of the Delinquent trio, Takebayashi-san, Hazama-san, Hara-san and Chika. Chika have her misgivings with the trio but Hazama-san is always able to keep them in check. If Chika remember correctly, Group 1 consists of Maehara-san, Kataoka-san, Isogai-san, Kurahashi-san, Kimura-san, Yada-san and Okana-san. Group 2 are Chiba-san, Hayami-san, Okajima-san, Fuwa-san, Sugaya-san, Nakamura-san and Mimura-san. Group 4 consist of Shiota-san, Kayano-san, Okuda-san, Akabane-san, Sugino-san and Kanzaki-san. Now that Chika think about, Chika saw Sugino-san asking Kanzaki-san about forming a group together sometime ago. He must be talking about the grouping for this trip. Kanzaki-san is popular... Sugino-san must be interested in her. Good for him.
If it's possible, Koro-sensei is the one who is most excited for this trip. So excited, he made school trip guidebooks thicker than a dictionary. Aside from information about historical sites, there's also articles about self defence, best places to buy souvenirs (and the worst), detailed maps about possible villain hideouts (Chika is not kidding!), paper craft model of the Kinkaku-ji and so on. Most of the class think it's useless but Chika found some interesting stuff in it. Koro-sensei's guide is better than the usual ones you find in bookstores. Even if we're not in school anymore, the guide will still be useful. The delinquent trio don't really care about planning routes but since this is a chance to kill Koro-sensei, they throw in some ideas.
Toshiko-nee will take Chika out shopping this Sunday. You know, to buy the essential for this trip. Toshiko-nee also want to buy make up and body care products. She's very picky about those kind of things... Then again, it balances out her indifference to calorie intake. Being a model sure is tough... It's been awhile since Chika last go outside with Toshiko-nee. Sure, she have to wear sunglasses and scarf to disguise herself in public but that's fine by Chika. Toshiko-nee also said that she's going to treat Chika a nice dinner. Finally! Normal food!
I'll see you later, Diary
Chika stood in front of the mirror. Today is Sunday. After Toshiko-nee is done with her phone call (her agency just called), they will go to this new department store that just opened. The phone call seems to take a while so Chika use the time to dress up. Usually she's not one to dress up but this is a special occasion! Her sister will wear something stylish and Chika wishes to look good enough to walk beside her. Toshiko aka Wakai Miyako is a model! Disguised or not, people will notice her. At the very least, Chika want to look worthy enough for her sister. Maybe there's envy but mostly because for the sake of the occasion. Her sister will be happy as well if she dresses up.
Her options are limited because Chika didn't pack a lot of clothes when she moved out (it was a rather abrupt decision of hers back then but she don't regret it). Toshiko-nee will definitely use this opportunity to buy her more clothes. Toshiko-nee is more than willing to lend her clothes to her. But since her sister is a big girl (by Japanese standard)... Ah! Chika must quickly decide what to wear! The floor of her bedroom is so messy from the pile of clothes she took out from her cabinet. She must cleaned that up later. In the end she chose a black V-neck top, white high waisted skirt that stop above her knees, soft yellow cardigan with mid sleeves, black stockings and brown boots. Kinda plain... But Chika likes it. All that is left is Toshiko-nee's approval.
The younger peeked through the gap of the door. Toshiko-nee is still talking to the phone from the kitchen. Chika decided to check her bag. She will use a white tote bag (Toshiko-nee got it as a bonus when she bought a fashion magazine sometime ago). Wallet, check. Phone, check. Pencil case, check. Notebook, check. Tissue, check. Commuter pass, check. Keys, check. Everything is here. All good.
"All right! Time to go Chika-chan!" Toshiko-nee called her. When Chika stepped out from her room, Toshiko is wrapping on her white cashmere shawl around her neck. Her outfit is stylish as usual. White tank top, black leggings, denim jacket and brown boots. Toshiko also wear a lot of bracelets on her left wrist. The way she pull up her hair to a messy bun made them look similar. They look like sisters, Chika dare say. It's more like the younger copying the older but what the heck! "You look cute, sis!" Toshiko nodded at her outfit in approval. "You got everything? Let's go then!" She sling an arm around Chika's neck, pulling her closer.
Today is going to be a great day!
(Time Skip)
Chika rarely ever go to shopping malls, so she can't really decide which shopping mall is better. The newly opened Taiheyo Shopping Mall is a grand building. All the products displayed on their fashion floor looks like treasures that have been hand selected yet again. Toshiko is more knowledgeable than her when it comes to fashion so Chika trust her judgement. The prizes are eye bulging though. The cheapest dress here is 10,000 yen! The world of luxury is really beyond her. Chika feel out of place being surrounded with all these branded goods.
Toshiko-nee is completely at ease, or more specifically in her element. She looks so professional, the way she pick up an outfit from the racks. Her sister know exactly what she is looking for, she don't give another glance at other clothing once she got something. Models must wear branded goods she guessed... Each outfit suits Toshiko-nee perfectly. A black cocktail dress for formal events, teal satin dress and jacket for parties, backless sequin minidress for night out, a white romper for casual use. The cost exceed 100,000 yen in total. Chika is not sure how much a model's wage is but the number just dazzled her. The employees are not even fazed. They must be used with rich customers. Quite a few men are staring at Toshiko-nee's bust and looked away when Chika (and the female employees) look at them.
"Didn't you said that you're only going to buy make up and body care?" Chika stare at the shopping bags her sister is holding.
Toshiko grinned sheepishly. "You always buy something different or more than you intended. That's human nature."
That's true... Chika always buy more than she intended to when she's buying stationery. "But you know... We can just buy my things at a drug store or somewhere similar... It's cheaper..."
"But it's not every day I can spoil my adorable little sister!" Toshiko pulled her to a tight embrace, burying Chika's face in her breasts. This must be how Shiota-san felt when Irina-sensei suffocates him. "We got all day! This is a bonding time for sisters! Next stop! Underwear section!"
"Nee-san," Chika give her a scandalised look.
"I've checked your laundry. Your underwear are waaaaaay too outdated! I bet the size is wrong as well! Comfy and functional underwear is a must! Come! Let us not waste another minute!"
Toshiko start to drag her younger sister, ignoring her protest and the stares from onlookers. Her cute little sister will have decent underwear damn it!
Hey, Diary. Chika is back...
Today is extremely exhausting. Toshiko-nee is more fired up than Chika is. She bought for Chika at least 2 dozens of underwear, a dozen of bras and force Chika to buy cosmetics. The fact that Chika don't carry around lip balms or mirrors or moisturiser shocked her so much. In the end we come to a compromise. Chika will buy cosmetics but in a shop of Chika's choosing. Chika end up buying most things for the school trip at the department store. Non flavoured lip balm, compact mirror, oil bloating paper, travel size eau de toilette, moisturiser, sunscreen, back up hair ties and pins, wet wipes, small comb, tampon. Oh, and a pouch to store them all. Chika let Toshiko-nee pick the scent for the eau de toilette. She chose mint (probably because Chika use mint scented shampoo).
Do you think Chika is lacking when it comes to femininity?
Dinner was great! After a quick drop at our apartment, Toshiko-nee took me to a french restaurant! Chika never been to a french restaurant before. The food there are pricy but they are so good! Irina-sensei taught us a bit of french before. The garçon is a genuine French man. He is very pleased when Chika asked him in French. In between our meal, Toshiko-nee asked Chika about class. Naturally Chika lied to her. Chika loves Toshiko-nee very much but the truth about Class E must be kept secret. So Chika told Toshiko-nee about her classmates. Chika can't talk about the teachers. They are too abnormal for normal people's standard. Don't get Chika wrong. Karasuma-sensei is as straight laced as one could be but his PE lessons are weird as well. Fortunately Toshiko-nee is more interested with the boys... Or more specifically, Chika's love life. She straight out asked if there's anyone, boy or girl, that Chika have a crush on. Toshiko-nee is very disappointed when Chika answered no. Without a doubt, Toshiko-nee will become a shipper. She is Chika's sister after all...
Speaking of shippings, Chika has yet to notice any potential pairings in Class E. There's Akabane-san and Okuda-san but that is all. Chika heard that school trips are one of the staples in romance stories. Maybe there will be new couples here and there at the end? Regardless of romance, this trip will be guaranteed to be weird. Assassination have become the core element of Class E. Hopefully there will be no serious incident, like Dan Brown's Angels and Demons. Do you think assassinations from novels can be applied to Koro-sensei? They are work of fiction but Koro-sensei is something that could only be found in fiction.
...You don't think he came from a 2D/3D world and then somehow travel to our 4D world?
Chika read too many books. It's best for Chika to head for bed.
Oh and Diary? Chika is so sorry but Chika can't bring you with her during the school trip. Can't risk anyone (especially Koro-sensei) read you. Diary can rest assured, Chika will tell you all about it when Chika return.
Until then, please patiently wait for Chika.
To further show off the great privilege of the other classes and the poor Class E, Class A to D will ride first-class and Class E economic class. But class E members is used to it right now. Irina-sensei showing up with her Hollywood starlet outfits kinda balances things out. Doesn't mean Karasuma-sensei will overlook it though. Chika sweat drop a bit as they watched Irina-sensei sulking on her seat (she changed to her sleep outfit).
The seating arrangement is based on the groups but some people like to change seats in order to be closer with other group members. Kimura-san, Katakoka-san, Isogai-san and Yada-san are discussing about assassination plans. Maehara-san, Nakamura-san, Okana-san, Fuwa-san, Okajima-san and Kurahashi-san are playing a board game. Mimura-san is showing his video camera to Sugaya-san and Hayami-san while Chiba-san is polishing his binoculars. Chika is seating across Takebayashi-san who is currently reading a book. Hara-san is showing a cuisine travel guide to Yoshida and Muramatsu. Hazama-san is sitting next to her, apparently sleeping. Terasaka is seated behind them, already dozing off. Group 4 is playing a card game.
Koro-sensei is late to board the train so he is forced to cling onto the train outside. Camouflage did nothing on him because Koro-sensei can't hide his robe and backpack. He is able to get onto the train on the next station. Sugaya-san must make a new nose for Koro-sensei because his fake nose keep falling off.
The rest of the journey went by without any further accident. Sure, there are some close calls with Koro-sensei acting like a goof but with the cooperation of everyone and Karasuma-sensei, Class 3-E safely reach their hotel without anyone getting suspicious. Their hotel turns out be a traditional inn. The inn may be old but it's not as rundown as their school building. Four room have been reserved. Two big ones for boys and girls and two smaller ones for the teachers. Class A - D will stay at a first rate hotel. Each student get their own room.
Koro-sensei got sick after hours of riding the train, continued with the bus ride. Shiota-san jot this down.
Koro-sensei's weak point #8: Prone to motion weakness.
"Are you all right? Why don't you lie down in your room?" Okana-san ask in concern while swinging a knife at Koro-sensei. Even though he is not feeling well, he still easily dodge her attacks. Isogai-san and Kataoka-san joined in stabbing him, making it look like a Whack-A-Mole.
"No need to worry. I'll head back to Tokyo for a bit after this," Koro-sensei answered weakly. "Since I ended up leaving my pillow behind."
Chika glanced at Koro-sensei's backpack. It is so big... It might as well taller than Kayano-san who is the shortest in class. All that luggage and he still forgot something.
Koro-sensei's weak point #9: He can't sleep without his own pillow.
Sitting on the opposing couch, Kanzaki-san and Kayano-san looked troubled. Apparently Kanzaki-san dropped off her itinerary notebook...
After dropping off their bags in their room, Class E gathered downstairs to have dinner. As expected, they are having Japanese style dinner. Rice, miso soup, grilled mackerel, cucumber salad, and nikujaga. It's a very nice change for Chika, whose sister favours cooking western food. Not to mention, much more normal. Afterward they go the the baths and call it a day. This is the first time Chika sleep with anyone else since grade school so she's a bit nervous. But what made it even more nerving is that tomorrow they will kill Koro-sensei again. This time with the help of professional snipers. After Irina-sensei, Chika have yet to meet another professional hit man. Unless Koro-sensei already take care of them without anyone knowing.
Tomorrow will be undoubtedly interesting.
Everyone leave in high spirits after breakfast. According to the schedule, Koro-sensei will accompany Group 3 in the afternoon. As long as they reach Sannenzaka before the decided time, it's all good. Group 3 will go to Kiyomeru Temple first, Yasaka Pagoda next, Sannenzaka last. At the exit, the sniper will shoot Koro-sensei while Group 3 distract him. Group 3 will enter from Tainai-meguri, followed by taking down the steps of Chawan-zaka. Sights such as Jishu Shrine, Otawa Waterfall, Okunoin Hall and many others are located in the same are. They can spend time there while waiting for Koro-sensei. The various souvenir shops will keep them busy as well. There are other temples such as Kodaiji Temple, Shorenin Temple, and Chionin Temple. Seeing too many temple will bore you though.
Chawan Zaka is packed with people. All looking at the souvenirs. The potteries are too expensive so Chika must look for something else. Fans are too common, kokeshi dolls too childish, there are too many snacks to pick. Koro-sensei will definitely spend most of his time with them checking out sweets so better save it for later. Chika did bought a box of Cha no Ka and yatshuhashi. A couple maiko walk past them. Pretty soon there are other tourists asking if they can a picture of them. Group 3 don't have much interest with maikos. They make another stop for the girls to buy furoshiki.
Hazama-san is very excited to visit Zuigudo Hall, a pitch black basement underneath the temple. The complex is dedicated to Buddha's mother. The delinquent trio do not share enthusiasm. Nonetheless they all go in. The only guide they have in that pitch black darkness is a hand rope. At first it wasn't so bad. Friends giggling to each other, accompanied by the sound of footsteps. But when the darkness completely set in, everything become quiet. The primal fear of darkness begin to set in. Chika can feel her hands getting sweaty. The floor is smooth so there are no risk of tripping over a stone or something.
Chika feel immense relief when the sunlight touches her face. Any longer in that basement and she'll develop achluophobia for real. Hazama-san is very pleased. The group move on upstairs. The view from the balcony is breathtaking. Hara-san, the most outgoing individual in the bunch, pulled everyone for a group picture. Only she is the one who smile (Hazama-san grin while Muramatsu smirk). Chika is too nervous too smile. What if she failed?! Her smile will be weird at best or look psychotic at worst. After looking at the scenery, Group 3 went downstairs.
There's a long line waiting near the Otawa Waterfall. The waters are divided into 3 separate streams and visitors can use the cups given to drink from them. Each of the streams is believed to have a different effect such as bringing success, love and longevity. Visitor should only pick one of the three streams though, as it is considered greedy if you were to drink from all of them. Chika pick the stream for longevity. It'll increase her chance of survival from Koro-apocalypse. Takebayashi-san pick the stream for success.
Kiyomezu temple is a success. Now to wait for Koro-sensei at Sannenzaka. The sniper will be waiting at the top of Yasaka Pagoda. We must wait at a spot where the sniper can see clearly.
"I'd like to look at the omamori," Chika said to her group while raising here hand to get their attention.
"Ooh? A lucky charm? Sure! We still have time. You can go, Oichi-san." Hara-san said kindly to her. The delinquent trio just ignore her and Hazama-san look uninterested.
"I would like to come as well," Takebayashi-san suddenly speak up, pushing his glasses to the bridge of his nose.
Chika didn't see that coming but she nodded nonetheless. "We'll be right back"
This is her first time to be alone with Takebayashi-san, Chika realised. Their seats are too far away and they don't have the same interests. Chika did saw him explaining about the wonders of maids to the other boys. Sure, Toshiko-nee have modelled for several pin up photo shoots but never maids. Can pin ups be considered as cosplay? She doesn't think so. What can they talk about? Toshiko-nee have made her promised to talk with a boy (or girl). When they are alone. Her sister really really want her younger sibling to experience romance it seems. Soon enough they found a shop that sell omamori. Chika already knows what she is going to buy. Shōbai-hanjō (for success in money and business) for Toshiko-nee. Kaiun (general good luck and good fortune) for her. Her eyes lingered on Shiawase (happiness) and En-musubi (love). No, she can't buy too many. It's greedy of her if she did. Wearing more than one will make the gods fight they said.
"Takebayashi-san, what kind of charm are you buying?" Chika asks the boy. Finally, a topic!
The bespectacled boy pick up the charm for passing exams. "I'm buying Gakugyo-joju. The exams in our school are harsh."
"I see..." The two students join the line for the cashier. Chika glance at the charm in Takebayashi-san's hand. The word 'Gaku' really make her nervous. Justified since she have bad memories of two individuals with 'Gaku' in their name. Chika thanks her lucky stars that they don't encounter any students from the main building today. Maybe it's the magic of Kyoto. "Takebayashi-san, can I ask you a question?"
"Yes?" He slightly turn towards her.
"Are you possible related to Dr. Takebayashi Shotaro?" Takebayashi-san winced at her question.
"How... Oh, are you one of my brother's patient?" He quickly recomposed himself.
"Yes..." Did she hit a nerve? "I was taken to the hospital a few months ago. Remember the student who collapsed on the first day of the final exam? That was me." Kunugigaoka don't allow remedial tests or students to take the tests that they missed. It's to screen out the ones who can't take care of themselves. It worked wonderfully. That's how she Chika ended up at Class E. She missed out the entire final exam by being sick. It was Dr. Takebayashi Shotaro who took care of her in the hospital. But Chika don't say anything else, afraid that the boy next to her will get angry. Being dropped to Class E really put a strain on her relationship with her parents (not that it really exists), Chika can imagine something similar also happened to others. Takebayashi-san don't say anything else. They quickly pay for their purchase and get out of the store.
It's exactly 2 pm when they rejoined their groups. Everyone is tense. Koro-sensei can show up anytime thanks to his super speed. 5 minutes passed... Another 5 minutes... Ten minutes... A yellow octopus suddenly appear in front of them.
"You're late, Koro-sensei!" Hara-san called him out. She doesn't seem to be angry.
"Nyuyah!" Koro-sensei hastily bow his head. "I got caught up playing a leading role in a period drama."
"We already visited Kiyomizu-dera a while ago," Hazama-san told him.
"Oh!" He raised his 'index' finger. "Then how about we look for souvenirs along Ninenzakai?"
"You're just interested in getting sweets..." Terasaka give Koro-sensei an annoyed look. He is the most impatient one out of Group 3. Chika glanced at Hara-san. It's time.
Hara-san rummaged her bag, pulling out a pack of oil blotting sheet. "Koro-sensei, try using this oil blotting sheet I just bought."
"Hrmm... It'll be embarrassing if I'm all sticky," Too late for him to say. Chika can see that he's sweating, most likely from all those acting.
Hara-san just smiled good-naturedly as she stick those papers on his face. The instant Koro-sensei is distracted-
SLOOSH
Sloosh? Not 'bang'?
Chika narrowed her eyes in disgust when she realised the oil blotting paper is sticking onto some sort of yellow jelly. A bullet is embedded on one of the 'jellies'. "See? I told you." Koro-sensei rip the paper off him. The jelly is still sticking. "They soaked up this much mucus! Even enough to stop a bullet!" That does it. She will not eat jelly for a long time. Terasaka looked away with a 'tch'. "Hmm?" Koro-sensei pulled out his cellphone when a call come in. He set his ring tone with the school bell theme. Just how much school obsessed is he? "It's Nagisa-kun's group. Hello?" The instant he put his cell phone on his ear(?), his tone changed. "Where are you right now?!" Chika can hear Shiota-san talking frantically on the other line. Too bad she can't make out the words. "I'm sorry, Group 3 but there's an emergency. Sensei must aid Group 4 right away!" Group 3 is left in the dust as the yellow octopus flew away.
Terasaka groaned out loud. "Let's just go back to the inn or something."
For once, Chika agree with the delinquent.
Group 3 is the first group to get back to the inn. No point continuing the sight seeing if the sniper quit. Karasuma-sensei told them the news via text message. They can kick back and relax for the remaining time. Unless someone want to try and kill Koro-sensei that is. Group 1 got back around 4 pm, followed by Group 2. Group 4 arrived not long after. Apparently they got into trouble with some high school students. That must be a scary experience. Dinner was a lively event. Everyone is talking about their experiences. Chika finished her dinner first so she can use the bath first. Her hair is long, the longest in class actually. Kayano-san pointed out last night that her hair covers her bottom. To be honest, Chika can't remember the last time she went to see a hairdresser. Her life before Class E was filled with study. This school trip is the first time she let down her hair around her classmates. She distinctly remember Toshiko-nee having the same hair length when she was her age. She must have cut it after moving out. Should she do the same? It'll save conditioner.
The inn provide them light blue yukatas and green robe to wear. Chika won't be able to wear this if she's staying at the luxury hotel among with Class A - D. Sure, they have more privacy but it won't be as lively as Class E. Chika spend the rest of the evening in the girls' room. It's a good opportunity to try the newly bought tsuge comb. Toshiko-nee like to use this. Tsuge wood comb make a good combination with camellia oil. The trademark products of Japan when it comes to beauty care. Nakamura-san and Fuwa-san returned to their room looking disappointed, while Kayano-san and Kanzaki-san looks happy. Soon enough the girls take out their snack and drinks. The conversation eventually turns to...
"Eh? What boys we like?" Kataoka-san looked at Nakamura-san in confusion.
"Yeah. That's what girls talk about on trips like this. It's fun!" Nakamura-san cross her arms in a matter-of-fact manner. Now that she mention it, Chika remember back in grade school, a group of girls stayed up to talk about boys. It was distracting.
"Ooh Ooh I know!" Kurahashi-san raised her arm high. "Karasuma-sensei!" She said cheerfully. Chika wonders if she can be as cheerful as Kurahashi-san... Karasuma-sensei huh? The man is certainly eye catching. He maybe strict but he don't push their limits. Chika remembers how he catch her from falling when they are practicing their knife moves on balance beams. Takebayashi-san also fell from the same beam, if she remember correctly. Karasuma-sensei is the most handsome teacher in Kunugigaoka Junior High (Board Chairman doesn't really count because he's too old).
"Yeah, yeah. We all like Karasuma-sensei. I mean someone from our class," Nakamura-san doesn't sound too happy. "I guess Isogai and Maehara are pretty all right..." Isogai-san is a bright young man with a nice personality and looks to boot. Maehara-san is a playboy as far as Chika knows. Usually playboys are chivalrous pervert at best or the worst kind of guy at the worst.
"Really? You think so?" Kataoka-san ask Nakamura-san.
"Sure. Unfortunately, Maehara plays the field, so doesn't that put class rep Isogai in the lead?" Isogai-san is pretty popular with girls... Both in Class E and main building.
"Karma-kun would win on good looks alone," Yada-san said to Kataoka-san who sit next to her.
"If only he were better behaved..." Okana wondered. The girls, including Chika, agreed.
"Hmm..." Okuda-san looks around, "He's really not that scary though." Chika's head slightly turned at that. Does Okuda-san have a crush on Akabane-san? Or it's just because they are getting used with each other? Have she missed something here? Chika quickly gulped down her tea before her imagination turn wild.
Kayano-san agrees, "Yeah, he's usually quiet."
"What is he? A wild animal?" Chika pondered Hayami-san's words. Sometimes boys can be so wild, not unlike wild animals.
"What about you, Kanzaki-san?" The whole residents of the room turn to Kanzaki, thanks to Kayano-san's question.
"I don't really..." Kanzaki-san's question don't really satisfy Chika. She is really curious about her and Sugino-san. They said school trips are events that can bring two people togethers and other couple stuff.
"Don't you?" Kayano-san pushed down Kanzaki-san to the floor (yuri?!), proceeding to tickle her. Nakamura-san readily joined in. "Spill it! The boys can't take their eyes of you!" Poor Kanzaki-san is in the mercy of these two girls...
"Hey children!" A new voice joined in. They all look up to see Irina-sensei standing on the doorway, holding a package of beer. Her yukata is so ero thanks to her cleavage. "I'm here to tell you it's almost time for light outs, more or less. It's not like you won't stay up talking anyway. Just keep it down, all right?"
"How come you get to drink? That's mean!" Kurahashi-san looked at her jealously. Chika supposed kids their age are curious with many things, alcohol included. Toshiko-nee cleared all the alcohol in their apartment the day she moved in. Having alcohol around a minor is really really really bad she said. Toshiko-nee sacrifice a lot for her sake.
"Well, I am a grown up, after all." Irina-sensei looked down at all of them.
Yada-san perked up "I know! Tell us some of your grown-up stories, Bitch-sensei!" Chika blinked at her. Yada-san really likes her stories huh...? Irina-sensei does share the stories of her work from time to time. Yada-san will be the one paying the utmost attention.
"They'd be much more useful than your usual classes!" Kurahashi-san agrees as Yada-san pushes their female teacher in. The girls pick up their snacks and drinks as Irina-sensei take a seat next to the window.
Chika can't hold down her curiosity "Bitchirina-sensei, for starters... Can you tell us how old are you?"
"Oh?" Irina-sensei opened a can of beer. "I'm twenty"
The girls gasps in surprise. Twenty? Chika thought she's at least 22! Foreigners really are younger than they look...
"Bitch-sensei! You're only twenty?!"
"She's so experience... I thought she was older."
"Right? And she's got that whole black widow vibe going on..."
"Yes, the sex appeal of a black widow that only a rich life can- Who called me a black widow?!" Irina-sensei angrily yelled at them. That's a rather slow comeback... "Now listen here! A woman's beauty is fleeting. Unlike me, you girls were born into a country which isn't particularly dangerous. Be grateful and use everything you have to make yourselves shine as a woman." Even though she's saying that while eating, Chika can't help but think of her as cool. To polish yourselves as a woman huh...? Toshiko-nee definitely succeed on that department.
The girls look at her in a mix of awe and surprise.
"Bitch-sensei said something respectable..."
"It's kinda brazen..."
"Quit saying things that make me look like a fool, you damn brats!" Irina-sensei shouts in annoyance.
Yada-san leans forward "But, but, but... Tell us about the men you seduced!" Yada-san... You're really into this kind of thing huh...? Kurahashi-san also joined in. The angry look on Irina-sensei disappears, replaced by a seductive/confident look.
"Very well. This will be racy for you children so be prepared," Despite herself, Chika leaned forward in curiosity. Light novels rarely have steamy scenes in them. Western novels are better but Chika have yet to read erotica. Toshiko-nee won't mind if she asked but Chika is waaaay too embarrassed! "For example, back when I was 17... Hey you there!" She pointed to Koro-sensei (very pink looking Sensei) who already sitting between Kayano-san and Hara-san. Everyone opened their mouths in surprise. "Don't just waltz in our girl talk like that!"
"Awww!" Koro-sensei grins wider. "Why not? I want to hear your love affairs too."
"Easy for you to say, Koro-sensei!" Nakamura-san leaned in. "You never tell us anything about your private life!" She does have a point... Have Koro-sensei fell in love before? With someone his species? Or another species? He couldn't have mated with a real octopus could he? Others nodded in agreement to what Nakamura-san just said. "Don't you have love stories of your own?" Nakamura-san point a finger at Koro-sensei.
"You like big boobs- You must have at least have a crush on someone!" Another finger joined in. And another. And another.
Koro-sensei can't seem to deny or confirm. Just a weak "Nyaah..."
And then he ran away.
"He ran away! Let's catch him, make him talk, then kill him!" Irina-sensei barks. Chika too, pull out her Anti Sensei knife. They chase him to the corner, where the boys already attacking him from the other side.
"MURDER HIM!"
"OVER HERE!"
Instant chaos. BB Bullets scattered on the floor while those who wield knives slashes at him. In such tight spaces, bumping and tripping is inevitable. The close spaces don't really help either. The halls have become to crowded. This school trip is her weirdest school trip experience but Chika won't have it any other way. This is the way of Class E. The classroom for assassination. So much to tell to Diary...
But first, let's get that confession out of the yellow octopus they call Koro-sensei.
This chapter takes place from Ch. 15 - 19 in the manga.
I want to write a bonding scene between the Oichi sisters
Cha no Ka = green tea cookies
Yatsuhashi = Kyoto's confectionary made from rice flour, sugar and cinnamon
Maiko = apprentice for geishas
Furoshiki = a square piece of cloth used to wrap items in
Omamori = lucky charm / talisman
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