Go Out With A Smile

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Assassination Classroom

Original Character

Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of 1 year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...

Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)

Note: Title may change

Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Chapter 6

In most novels Chika have ever read, everyone have all sorts of relationships with other character. Friendships, rivalries, subordinates, familial, enemies, bystanders, lovers, and so on. In books targeted to girls, love is an irreplaceable element. All the girls in the books are all in love. With the childhood friends, the popular boy of their grade/school, to their teacher, their step siblings. Their love interests varies but they are in love with someone. The same goes to the movies and TV series. Love is the norm. Yet Chika just never know what it feels like. To fall in love.

Asking Toshiko-nee will only warrant more questions. It's best if she think for herself for this one. The internet will do if she's stuck with too many questions. If the internet fails... Chika will ask her sister. If not... Maybe... The girls from Class E? They are closer to her age. They share the same fate as members of class E. They won't turn her away. Love also counts as girl talk right..?

She can't always count on her sister, Chika realised that. Sooner or later, she will go separate ways. Go to a university, move out from the apartment and have her own life. Be successful. Survive in society. Don't get washed away by the current. That's what it means to be an adult. Sadly, Chika is not ready for that. She still need Toshiko-nee. Her sister really is incredible. She already tackled society when she's a year older than Chika is now. If only she is as strong as she is...

Toshiko-nee is beautiful, sophisticated, confident and warm. It won't be weird if someone fall for her. Actually, she never heard of any gossip about Wakai Miyako seeing someone. Not even with male models or fashion designer. Toshiko-nee is very strict with work ethics, maybe that's why. Still, it's very odd, considering the nature of the industry she's part of. But keeping a relationship a secret to avoid exposure by the media is also the norm. Toshiko-nee could be seeing someone. Maybe those flowers she occasionally brought back to their apartment are from her lover.

Do girlfriends give each other flowers? Chika is not sure. Toshiko-nee have told her about her past crushes and boyfriends, but even then Chika have her suspicions. Judging from how at ease she was when asking Chika if she like girls, Chika wonder if Toshiko-nee is a lesbian. Or bisexual. Or pansexual even. Maybe she's just that open minded. Fandoms tend to ship two characters from the same gender together. The yaoi fangirls are very dedicated with their OTPs. Sometimes there's OT3 too.

Her sister never come home drunk. She never brought over anyone as well. Male or female. Usually the one who come to their apartments are delivery workers. Maybe Toshiko-nee just want to protect her. It is very easy for her to attract opposite genders, half the time perverts like Okajima. It will be disastrous if one of them target a minor that coincidentally is her younger sister.

'What if... What if in order to keep Chika company, Toshiko-nee reject all of her suitors? Including the one she like?'

Dread start to pin in her stomach. She've heard of single mothers hesitating to marry again in fear of their husbands molesting their children. It could be the same for Toshiko-nee. What if the boyfriend is have loose lips? He will tell the whole world that Wakai Miyako is Oichi Toshiko and she have a sister. It's bad enough as it is to be a E member, Chika doubt she can take it if everyone badger her about Wakai Miyako. Okajima especially. Wakai Miyako is one of his favourite. Thank goodness he didn't realise that the sister of his idol is in the same class as him. Boys will compare her bust size to her sister's. They always look on the bust. Worse, they will call Toshiko-nee a slut because of her work line. Or body. Sometimes for no reason at all. Chika don't need sexual harassment on top of bullying. But if they badmouth her sister... It will take Koro-sensei or Karasuma-sensei to restrain her.

Toshiko-nee will be happy if she find someone, Chika have no doubt. She is very concerned with her bland school life. Oh dear big sister. There's so much you don't know... Oh no, she gone off topics again. Chika focus back on the issue at hand. She wants to know about love. That's the conclusion she come up with. Not necessarily dating, mind you. She wants to observe love. That's probably why she is so taken with observing others. The process of two people falling in love, Chika wants to know that. She might not be so different with Koro-sensei in that regard. It made Chika wonder what will Koro-sensei put in her chapter? Will he pair her with someone in order to get juicy material? How far is his writing has gotten? He said it's non-fiction so probably not much...

Non-fiction... What about fiction then? Maybe... If she take a theme from her classmates... Develop it to a short story... Using her classmates as inspiration... Wait... Won't that make it a fan fiction? Despite her changing the names? But writing is so fun... All she ever did is to write a diary but you gotta try new things right?

Chika got up from her bed. She open her desk's drawer. She pull out a rather thick notebook. The hard cover is light blue coloured with white laces and elastic closure. Toshiko-nee got her this notebook a while ago. She said Chika is lacking cute things. It's a good book to write on. Grabbing her precious fountain pen, Chika opens a page. Now which pair should she write about...? Akabane-san and Okuda-san? Shiota-san and Kayano-san? Maehara-san and Okana-san? Takebayashi-san and Ritsu (in a way she is 2D)? Let's start by alphabet. Akabane-san starts with A so let's start with him.

The devious prankster with a shy but brilliant girl... The boy who takes interest in a girl after seeing what she's capable of. He help her build her confidence and she help him grow. Along the way they fall in love...

Chika is so into her writing she forgot about her own lack-of-romance situation.

June X 20XX

Dear Diary,

Have I ever explain it to you in detail what kind of lessons Class E have? As you know, our teachers are abnormal so the lessons are out of the book as well. Koro-sensei the octopus always have a trick up in his sleeves. Ranging from cosplay, making songs, making miniature models, telling stories, etc. He always count on his clones to give equal attention to each and every students. It shocks Chika when she found out that he write individualised tests for everyone. Not one test questions are the same. Koro-sensei take account of our strengths and weakness and make every test special for every person. No matter how crazy his antics are, no one can't doubt that Koro-sensei is an excellent teacher.

Karasuma-sensei is like a drill sergeant. He never called us names, don't you worry Diary. But he is very stern. His lessons includes knife training, shooting target practice, proper weapon holding, climbing mountains, balancing, etc. Almost like military training. Karasuma-sensei is very careful with us. He is ready to catch us when we slip as ready he is to reprimand us. Chika still cringe at the memory of Sensei scolding the heck out of us over the Humiliation Operation. Still, his heart is in a good place. Karasuma-sensei praised Chika the other day at how fast she is to switch knife between two hands. Chika dare say she is second to Akabane-san in twirling knives. Thanks to pen spinning of course. But when it comes to actual slashing and stabbing, Kataoka-san is the best out from all of us girls. Isogai-san is number one out of the whole class. Maybe Akabane-san is the best fighter out of Class E but he often skip practice, much to Karasuma-sensei's chagrin. The newest thing he taught us it how to perform nanba. That's the walking technique ninjas used in order to move efficiently before getting noticed. We will be able to sneak up Koro-sensei with nanba. Who knows? Maybe Karasuma-sensei will teach us how to throw shuriken.

Irina-sensei... Let's just say her method of teaching is unconventional. Irina-sensei always taught us perverted vocabulary. Whenever one of us made a mistake, she will give them french kiss as punishment. She award the same thing to those who got it right. It made no difference really. Irina-sensei is so ecchi... She even teach girls how to kiss properly. From normal kiss on the lips to deep french kiss. Everyone in this class has been kissed by her on the lips. Chika's first kiss is with a female... It's a bit disappointing. According to Irina-sensei, Chika can deliver 15 hits. By the end of the semester, she confident that Chika can deliver 20 hits minimum. Irina-sensei like to reenact the scenes from her stories about work. The other day she hug and spin around Yada-san while telling the whole class about her conquest. Thankfully no actual sex happened. Some of the stories are quite romantic.

She used Sex and the City movie as reference today. Chika heard that foreign dramas is a good teaching method. If only Irina-sensei will pick something less... Steamy. Something more appropriate for junior high school students. No one is surprised that Okajima enjoys her lessons the most. If it's not him, it's Yada-san. She is really interested with Irina-sensei's stories. Today we are learning how to properly pronounce L and R.

These three are the kind of people that one wouldn't expect to become teachers, but they are. They have different styles, different approaches, and different personalities, but their goal is the same. To teach us. Strange how they teach us better than the staff in the main building. The teachers there are old school. As in, they only teach straight out from the text books, writing on blackboard, taking notes. That's all. No different from other schools or cram schools. Still, their dynamic is incredible. Two of them want to kill the third but the target just treat them lightly. Yet somehow they found a way to balance assassination and study.

Chika hoped Toshiko-nee won't try to talk to Chika in English soon because Chika might blurt out bad words. Toshiko-nee was pretty cool during the nude scene when we last watched Titanic. Maybe she won't have problem with Chika's new vocabulary... Then again, half the time Toshiko-nee pose for grown up magazines.

Toshiko-nee will be very busy this month. She must attend so many castings. She told Chika the other day that the agency might open a meet-and-greet event for the fans. This summer will be quite busy for Toshiko-nee because she usually have so many job offers for modelling swimsuits. Chika guess that is one of the perks of having big bosom. Wait... Does that mean she will be in all summer issues magazine? Koro-sensei and Okajima like to buy adult magazines... They'll notice that Wakai Miyako is Toshiko-nee! Well, they never met her but! We just have to wait and see...

June X 20XX

Dear Diary,

Today is very eventful. Not directly to us students, but for the teachers. Lovro-shi, Irina-sensei's instructor have come to visit her. He want to pull her out from this assassination assignment. Irina-sensei don't want to leave so Koro-sensei suggest an idea. Whoever able to kill Karasuma-sensei first by the end of the day, win. Lovro-shi will take Irina-sensei away or Irina-sensei get to stay. Karasuma-san is chosen as the target because he will be impartial. Don't worry Diary. They are using Anti Sensei knife which is harmless for humans. Participants are prohibited from obstructing each other's assassination attempt. If the students' lesson get interrupted, they will be disqualified.

Lovro-shi is a scary looking old man. Apparently he was an assassin like Irina-sensei but now retired. He trains new assassins and mediate with potential clients. He is the one who assigned Irina-sensei to kill Koro-sensei. People like are usually portrayed to be extremely crafty or sly in the books, like chess masters. This is a great opportunity to see how professional hit men works.

Irina-sensei is the first to make a move. After PE lesson, she come by and offered a drink to Karasuma-sensei. No one doubted that there's something in it. Karasuma-sensei correctly guessed that she put a muscle relaxant in it. She will be able to hit him with a knife when he can't move. When Karasuma-sensei walk away, Irina-sensei pretended to trip. She demanded to be carried by Karasuma-sensei. No one falls for that. Regardless, it will be an amazing feat if Karasuma-sensei got killed. Not literally of course, but still.

Fast forward to lunch period. Hara-san invited Chika to eat together. Her bento is much better than Chika's. Both in presentation and taste. Chika is very proud when Hara-san praised Chika's egg rolls. Chika is just so happy! She should bring bento more often. Karasuma-sensei is eating his lunch right outside the classroom. The whole class turn their attention outside when Irina-sensei showed up. She have a knife with her. This is going to be a full frontal assault! This is the first time Chika saw Irina-sensei in action (not counting the times she's attacking Koro-sensei). Irina-sensei take off her blazer, revealing more skin. Karasuma-sensei is not affected though. He is so straight laced it's ridiculous... Karasuma-sensei let her move around him. He must be looking for an opportunity to beat her. He don't have any gaps.

Then out of nowhere, Irina-sensei pulled a wire. Karasuma-sensei fell to his side. It's like he was tripped or something. Then everyone noticed that her blazer is hiding the wire . It must have tripped Karasuma-sensei! Irina-sensei use this opportunity to get on top of him. Too bad Karasuma-sensei caught her wrists before she can stab him. Too bad Chika's writing skills is not enough to tell you the intensity, Diary. Then the unexpected happened. He let go of Irina-sensei. Her knife hit him.

The whole class cheered. Irina-sensei killed Karasuma-sensei! Combining her seduction skills and trap... She was able to put a hit on the Karasuma-sensei! That's how determined Irina-sensei is to stay here. Even Lovro-shi is impressed.

Irina-sensei won't stop smiling for the rest of the day. You really can appreciate how beautiful she is when Irina-sensei genuinely smile. Chika must follow her example... Her determination, not behaviour. Chika should learn more about traps.

...Do you think Chika should ask Irina-sensei to teach her how to smile properly?

"Wow! Oichi-san! That's amazing!"

Chika abruptly look up from her notes, startled. Her pen hanging between her middle finger and ring finger. Fuwa-san is leaning on her table, looking her in awe. She's just reviewing over her notes... While spinning her pen... "What's amazing, Fuwa-san?" Chika asks.

"How you spin your pen? How do you do that?" Fuwa-san asked excitedly. "I never been able to do that!" She pick up a pen and try to spin, but the pen dropped to the floor. "See?" She looked disappointed...

"I usually spin my pen just to pass the time..." Chika said carefully. "It's nothing impressive. Akabane-san can spin knives." Akabane-san is talking to Shiota-san over a magazine. "I've watched tutorial videos too but really, it's nothing special." Compared to the stunts Akabane-san and Karasuma-sensei pulled, pen spinning is not that impressive.

Fuwa-san seems to be very interested though. "Many cool guys in the manga can do tricks with their pens. Can you show me?" She asks with big puppy eyes. Chika couldn't say no now could she?

"If you really want me to..." Chika positions the pen. "This is thumb around... Thumb around Reverse... Thumb around Harmonic..." She perform the three basic moves. "Then the fingerless versions... Thumb Spin 1.5, Fake Double, Caroid, Thumb around Release..." Chika lists the moves as her hand keep moving. "Sonic, Sonic Reverse, Charge, Double Charge, Fingerpass, Infinity, Shadow, Shadow Moonwalk, Index Around, Middle Around, Ring Around... Here's the Back Around versions. Rex Trick, Spider Spin.." She continue to list all the moves she knows. This speed should be enough for Fuwa-san right?

When she is done, Chika look up to see Fuwa-san gape at her. "...Fuwa-san?" She carefully call her. Fuwa-san closes her mouth.

"Oichi-san!" She pull her closer and whispers "This is a great talent you have! You can kill Koro-sensei with your ability!" There's a devious glint in Fuwa-san's eyes. "If you can use knife instead, you will be able to get a drop on Koro-sensei! We can also ask Karasuma-sensei to make knives that look like pens!"

Chika blinked at her enthusiasm. "...You don't think... It's silly?"

"Of course not! It's still more normal than some of the superpowers in mangas!" Fuwa-san laughed. Chika remembers that she likes to read mangas, especially shounen. "Sugino use baseballs and why not? Koro-sensei did tell us to find our style!" That's... True. Chika suddenly relaxed. So no one will think it's strange to kill Sensei with pen spinning... "How about we hang out after school today? We can look for pens and mangas for reference! What do you say?"

She's being asked out again! Chika nodded. Fuwa-san grins. "Who knows? Maybe we'll found a way to kill Koro-sensei with yo-yos or forks. Like Katekyo Hitman Reborn!"

"...Right..."

The manga reference is a miss for Chika, but nevertheless... She's very happy that she's making a friend... Perhaps.

This chapter takes place from Ch. 25 - 28 in the manga.

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