Well, this chapter would have been up tomorrow, but I have an opportunity to upload it today!
Note: hilarity in this chapter!
I twas now 10:00 p.m and the dance had ended an hour ago.
Yang suggested that they have a girl's slumber party. They invited Pyrrha, Nora, even Velvet. The guys had a game fest in DIMD's dorm. The girls were in their Pjs. (Since, Pyrrha & Velvet haven't been seen in Pj's-canonically, use your imagination. But not too much!)
The girls started with a pillow fight, which Ruby & Nora won. Then they had some snacks, courtesy of Yang.
Now, it was time for the main event: Truth or Dare. They started with a few minors, ranging from Weiss stating how she got her scar (it was a sparing accident with her sister), to Nora stating her feelings for Ren and then going over to DIMD's dorm and kissing him. So far, they've only had one serious dare.
"Blake, truth or dare?" Yang states.
"Dare."
"I dare you to bring one of the guys over." Yang stated. "With any means necessary." she added with a seductive tone.
Blake sighed and walked over to DIMD's dorm.
At DIMD's dorm...
"I win again!" Darrel yelled after beating them at a Dino-style tournament fighter.
There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it!" Darrel stated.
He walks the door and opens its, revealing Blake.
Blake simply smiles, wraps her arms around him, and passionately kisses him. "What was that for?" Darrel asked.
"Yang dared me to bring a guy over." Blake bluntly said. "Well then, lets hop to it!" Darrel stated with sarcasm. And the two walked back to RWBY's dorm.
"I knew you would bring your man!" Yang cheered. The two sat down near the door.
"Know this, nothing that requires kissing or anything love related except if its with Blake." Darrel stated.
"OK Nora, truth or dare?" Blake stated.
"Dare."
"I dare you to go to DIMD's dorm and snag a pair of their underwear."
Nora sighs and then walks to the dorm. She returns holding a pair of white underwear that had various prehistoric animals patterned on it.
"Hey, those are my lucky underwear!" Darrel shouted, snatching them.
"Alright Darrel, truth or dare?" Nora asks.
"I dare!"
"I dare you to turn into something cute!"
Darrel had a frightened look on his face.
"What's wrong? Don't you have a cute form?" Ruby inquired. "What would he, a warrior, need for something cute?" Weiss stated.
"What's scary is that I do have a few that are cute." Darrel states fearfully.
"Then do the cutest!" Nora states childishly.
"Minorcan hare."He proclaimed.
He convulsed in pain. He became immensely smaller and he switched to a quadrupedal stance. His skull became slightly longer and rounded. His teeth were now buck teeth. Two short rabbit ears jutted out above his skull. His neck became shorter. His arms became shorter. One finger vanished, and the remaining four grew short sharp nails. His lower back arched greatly. His back legs became fatter and shorter. Two of his toes vanished, and the remaining three bore short sharp nails too. A small puff of fuzz became his tail.
He had mottled brown fur all over his body. To top things off, he had small black eyes. He then twitched his nose. The 7 girls looked at him with cuteness.
Darrel was now a Nuralagus, a 30lb...
"BUNNY!" Nora stated, grabbing him and hugging him.
"Put me down! I'm not a stuffed animal!" Darrel says in a high-pitched voice.
"Even your voice is cute!" Nora stated, still hugging him.
"Hey, that rabbit is my boyfriend!" Blake stated, irked and tried to snatch him.
"Relax, there's plenty of me to go around." Darrel stated. He freed himself and placed himself in the center of the circle of girls.
He began vibrating, until it looked like he split, until there was two of him! Then 5 more!
"How is this possible?" Weiss inquired, surprised.
"Well, rabbits are known to breed very quickly. So, this form can create multiple versions of itself. However, they can only last 10 minutes before they dissipate into raw Aura and I reabsorb them." the main Darrel stated.
All the girls select one lagamorph to cuddle, with Blake holding the main one.
"So Darrel, isn't this the rabbit your drew for me?" Velvet asked. Darrel simply nodded.
"How did a small bunny get to be so big?" Ruby wondered.
The rabbit she was holding stated, "This rabbit lived on an island in Mistral. There on the island, there were no predators to eat it, so over several thousand years, they became bigger." it stated. This peaked Pyrrha int rest, knowing that there was a 'giant' that lived where her home kingdom now stands. 10 minutes later, the clones dissipated, and were reabsorbed by Darrel.
"Well, its been fun, but I'm heading back." Darrel said.
"Oh, no you don't! I call the final dare!" Yang stated. "Blake, I dare you to strip down to your underwear, and Darrel, I dare you to stay like that for the rest of the night AND cuddle Blake.
That left Blake blushing and Darrel tried to scurry away. (Since this rabbit didn't deal with being eaten, it didn't evolved the ability to hop, which explains its arched back.)
"Oh, no! If I had to chug a bottle of soda with essence of habernos in it, you have to do your dare, Bugs Bunny!" Weiss shrieked, grabbing him.
"Fine!" Darrel stated slightly annoyed, ears flopping.
Blake strips down in front of them, much to her embarrassment, and Darrel's as well. Darrel simply stared at his girlfriend in her matching violet underwear. He felt his hind foot thumping.
"Take it easy there, thumper!" Yang stated seductively. "Shut it!" he retorted.
Blake scooped her boyfriend up and stared at him. "Bunny or not, you still my man." Blake states, kissing him on his fluffy nose. All the girls d'awwed at this.
"Well ladies- and rabbit-, time to hit the hay!" Ruby states. Velvet, Pyrrha, and Nora brought sleeping bags, while Blake took Darrel to her bed.
"Well, I never thought I would sleep while in one of my forms, let alone as a bunny or with someone while in a form." Darrel stated as he placed his head on his crisscrossed paws.
"At least I'll be able to sleep with you under...normal conditions during fall break right?" Blake asked.
"Yes." was his sole response.
"I love you, Darrel."
"I love you too, Blake."
Well then, this was by far my weirdest chapter!
Next: Fall break! Expect family meetings, encounters with old friends, a new Grimm species, and more!
Until then, R&R, my friends!
