Sugar Crash
*don't own Naruto*
Chapter –Sex Is the Best Medicine
A/N: I apologize from the bottom of my heart for this being so late. There was a mixture of things on why this nearly took me a month to update. One, my flash drive holding ALL my stories and work decided to play an April Fool's joke and decide to die on me so I had to go back and redo all that PLUS all my work for school. Before that, I had a bad case of writer's block and could barely right more than a couple sentences a day. After my flash drive died, I went straight into a depression and almost gave up writing but I'm better now and as a make-up I will try and have chapter 3 up by next week, hopefully no later than Saturday. Thanks for all those who waited out for this chapter and I promise the next chapter will be more exciting.
*Konoha*
"Someone get his heart rate up, someone call Sakura now, what's wrong with you Gaki?" Tsunade called out to the unresponsive blonde laying down on the bed, barely alive. Tsunade let out a low curse as she thought about how Naruto chose the worse time to enter a coma. "First Sasuke left Konoha without my permission to find Itachi and now Naruto is in an unexplainable coma" she muttered before she turned to Hyou, JT, and Maru who talking among themselves, asking if they knew what was going on. Saying they were working on it, Hyou with her chimera abilities was mentally talking with Kurama who was keeping Naruto alive, thinking about how much he wanted to rip into the one who did this as he explained his suspicion.
"I got it, Gaara needs to get here" Hyou said after listening to Kurama, turning toward Tsunade who frowned and asked why.
"Their chakra is inside each other, if he can activate it Naruto then we might be able to make some progress as to what's going on" JT answered before she saw the disbelief look on Tsunade's face.
"I don't even think that's possible" Shizune stated, getting an agitated look from Maru.
"You got a better idea?" he countered which made her shut up while Tsunade said it was impossible.
"He's all the way in Suna-"
"Not anymore" a voice said as there was a loud poof and they turned to see the angry redhead with Temari, Kankuro, Matsuri, and Hinata right behind him as they jumped off of Kimera's back.
"How did you get here so fast?" Tsunade asked, looking at the chimera that smiled and went to the corner while Gaara walked passed her, straight for Naruto.
"That's not important right now, what's important is telling me what's wrong with Naruto" Gaara said, looking at the blonde who he noticed was lightly coated in the Kyuubi's chakra.
"His blood sugar is severely low to the point he instantly went into a coma" Tsunade informed while there was some gasping on Matsuri part while Gaara asked how he could help, eyes set on Naruto. "Can you activate the chakra inside you?" Tsunade asked, noticing the way Gaara frowned, saying he didn't know. Hyou spoke up then, saying he had to fuel chakra through the mark, the link between the two. Gaara nodded and did just that while Shizune asked JT how they knew all this stuff which earned her a smile and said they just did before they turned with there was a loud beep from the heart rate machine.
They all saw Naruto and Gaara glowing with chakra before the former's breathing could be heard, Shizune quickly removing the breathing tube so he could breathe naturally.
"How long do I have to do this?" Gaara asked, relaxing a bit, seeing that Naruto was looking a bit better but still upset at the situation. Maru walked over and handed him a candy in which he looked at it, asking what it was about.
"It keeps your chakra flowing that way you don't have to concentrate" Maru said as he made his way back to the wall while Gaara ate the candy, asking again how long he would have to do this.
"Until we find the problem" JT said in her usually cheery way until she heard Gaara growl, making her meow and jump back to hide behind Hyou.
"Ask Kankuro" Gaara said coldly, glaring at his older brother before he returned to Naruto while everybody else turned to look at the shaking puppeteer. Tsunade asked what he meant before Kankuro broke down and started to apologize repeatedly.
"I'm sorry, I was only trying to help" he said while Shizune asked what he do in which he sighed and explained. "I gave him a lot of sugar hoping he would have a sugar rush than crash like Gaara would after he kept eating cookies" Kankuro added that last part dryly before he yelped when Gaara gave him an enraged look.
"How is this all your fault?" Tsunade asked not seeing the connection while Hyou sighed and said she could answer.
"I made Naruto a special dark chocolate that would keep his sugar level low. The more sugar he had, the lower his energy levels and thus act calmer."
Tsunade looked at Hyou and asked why in the world she would make that for him in which she informed Tsunade that he had asked for it. This made her even more confused as she asked why he would do that in which Gaara decided to answer this time.
"My siblings were concerned because of my loss of energy after the sugar rush, how I would get sleepy after Naruto came by. Although due to my past I didn't see that as much of a problem" Gaara muttered, making Matsuri giggle while Temari said that was true.
"Truthfully I was never upset about it, that was all Kankuro who was complaining" Temari added while Kankuro gave her a look, see he was about to say something. "One word and I will torture you with my fan" Temari warned as Kankuro sighed and muttered something under his breath.
"If Naruto doesn't make it, I'll kill you" Gaara said quietly, not once looking up from the blonde as the room grew quiet, looking at the redhead who they guessed was serious. A voice rang out, asking how he could kill his brother, while Gaara sighed, touching Naruto's blonde hair, a sad look on his face which none saw. "He killed my lover, I see it as an even trade, even if we are related" Gaara said softly, Maru muttering deep love in that family before there was a gasp heard.
"I KNEW IT!"
They all turned when they saw Sakura in the door, eyes wide, as she stared at Gaara who didn't care about Sakura finding out, Hinata muttering that the secret was out now and she would have to deal with her later. Tsunade turned to look at Hyou, Maru, and JT who were studying the ingredients, asking how much candy they had left.
"Enough to last all week, the question is can he handle the continuous chakra flow"
"I will do anything for my big sune" Gaara said, taking Naruto's hand, making Sakura squeal in delight while Hinata sighed, asking if they could find the cure as soon as they could.
"We already know what to do" Maru said plainly, seeing the surprise than serious looks on everybody's faces as they asked what.
"His body is out of balance, we need to regulate his sugar and energy levels."
"Okay, how does he do that?" Temari asked before she saw the sour look on Maru face and a giggle from JT. She looked at Hyou who was looking at Sakura with a frown on her face. With a sigh she told Sakura to wait outside, which earned her a protest until Tsunade backed her up, seeing as she wasn't going to get an answer until the pink-haired kunoichi left. Grumbling all the way out of the room, JT ran over to the door and slapped a sound tag on it, saying she knew Sakura would try and listen in anyway.
"It's okay Gaara-sama, he'll live and be back to his old self in no time" Hyou said with a smile as she saw the devastated look on his face, hoping to cheer him up. It worked a bit when she saw him relax as he asked how he was to help Naruto. "You need to regulate his sugar levels after his system has been cleaned of the previous sugar and chocolate" Hyou answered while Kankuro asked how long that would take, thinking about Gaara's position as Kazekage.
"Normally about a day, with Gaara's help…it depends on his stamina" JT said with a sharp tooth grin while everybody else wore a confused look, asking what she meant. Hyou looked around and noticed the sour look on Maru's face which made her have the males, mostly Kankuro, Maru, and a couple of medics leave the room.
"Why?" Kankuro asked, feeling a bit uneasy at the smiles on JT's face and bored one on Maru.
"Get" JT said, pointing toward the door, making the male medics grumble at being ordered like that while Kankuro stood there, still uncertain. "You too Kankuro" JT said when he didn't start moving, looking at Gaara and Naruto.
"It's my fault I liked to know how Naruto can be saved too"
"Maru will explain it to you" Hyou said, thinking asking nicely will do better than JT's tactics. Kankuro sighed as he left the room, Maru patting him on the shoulder saying it would be alright.
"Trust me, you don't want to know the details" he said dryly as they left the room, leaving Gaara, Tsunade, Shizune, Temari, Hinata, Matsuri, JT, and Hyou.
"Now what do you mean by it depends on my stamina?" Gaara asked, looking at Hyou with a serious look. They all turned toward JT who giggled, eyes glowing behind her shades.
"We mean how long you can stay hard for Naruto"
"What does that go to do with it?" Gaara asked almost bored-like while everybody else blushed, Temari snorting a bit at how Gaara wasn't even embarrassed at the fact.
"Well the easiest and fastest way (in this situation) to clean Naruto's system is to burn the effects of the things he ate out of him. Since he's in a coma, he's not going to be moving much. See where I'm going with this?"
"I need to have sex with Naruto to burn the effects from the sugar and chocolate"
"Bingo" Hyou said, ignoring the giggling and blushing from the other kunoichi while Tsunade cough, looking at the window slightly.
"Is he still…respondent in this form" Tsunade asked, unable to look any of them in the eye after asking that.
"Thanks to the Kyuubi it's possible" Hyou informed before she noticed the looks with that one statement.
"What?"
"How do you know about the Kyuubi?" Tsunade asked, tensing while Hyou blinked and grinned, saying she knew for a while now.
"It's my chimera blessing, it helps me sense other creatures, like Kimera over there" Hyou said pointing to the corner where they all turned to look at the chimera, that was sleeping, before Tsunade turned to look at Hinata and Matsuri.
"Naruto told us a long time ago" they said together at the shock of Tsunade who calmed and nodded, saying okay before asking how the fox could help.
"Since the Kyuubi is inside Naruto, he can control Naruto's body while he's in the coma and since its Naruto's body, taking over is perfectly fine. Now are you up for it Gaara?"
When Gaara informed Hyou that he was ready she said okay, and asked him to gather next to her.
"Okay then, now to the outdoors" JT said pointing toward the window, making everybody look at her, a sweat drop formed as Hyou sighed, asking JT to calm down.
"Before you ask why the reason we need to move them to the outdoor is so that the natural energy in the air will stimulate his body, which works even better sense he learned toad sage mode from the toads" Hyou explained while Tsunade asked if that was true, making Hyou sigh.
"No, I'm making all of this up just so people can sneak in and take pictures of them having sex to sell to fans all around the nations"
"…"
"…that was sarcasm by the way" Hyou added dryly which made them relax while Temari asked where they were going. "A special location that will help with in re-energizing their bodies after each sexual encounter" Hyou informed Temari while Shizune gave her a look.
"You're having fun talking about this aren't you?"
"…a little"
"So where is this special place at?"
"In forest country since you you're on good terms with them and I have a home that will be perfect for them to live in"
"Why so far away?" Matsuri asked in which JT answered this time.
"It's peaceful, quiet, far away from distractions…plus ylang-ylang and sandalwood trees everywhere plus other scent-filled plants" said sort of mischievously which made Hinata and Matsuri giggle while Tsunade asked what was so special about the plants she mentioned.
"Natural aphrodisiacs" the duo answered with a grin, making Tsunade cough, saying okay before she asked how they were to get there in which Hyou pointed to the corner and said Kimera, hearing a yawn to signify that Kimera had just woken up.
"Where we need to go?"
"Forest country, my old home"
"Okay I can take them there" Kimera said stretching her wings as she moved over to them while they asked how long.
"About a week, now who will you be taking-?"
"US" Hyou heard Hinata and Matsuri cry out, already next to Kimera who was chuckling at how fast they answered while everybody sweat dropped.
"I think you two had enough of an adventure" Tsunade said, seeing the uneasy look on Hyou's face. They were about to protest when Hyou backed her up, saying it wouldn't be best for them to go in which they pouted and said fine, but wanting to know why.
"Fan girls and that much attention…not a good combination" Hyou said which made them all laugh, saying true as Gaara said he would be fine going alone.
"I don't know Kazekage, at least take Temari or Kanku-"
"No, they're the reason he's like this in the first place" Gaara said frowning, ignoring Temari's comment about how it was all Kankuro's idea and fault while Tsunade sighed and said fine, seeing that the Kazekage wasn't going to change his mind anytime soon.
"Okay, after you have sex, you need to feed him wild fruits, full of natural sugar, drink clean stream water, increase his movement, and it will help if you kept his chakra flowing" Hyou explained as JT handed Gaara a bag of candy, saying to take one once a day.
"Is that it?" Gaara asked.
"That's it, oh and pick up some wild ginseng, grind it with your sand and sprinkle it all over his body"
"What will that do?"
"It will help his body accept your chakra easier, also you can connect with him to see how he's doing" Hyou explained as Gaara nodded and said he was ready, looking around at all them before his eyes stopped on Matsuri who was still pouting slightly.
"You and Hinata can come to see us comfortable but have to return with the chimera okay-"
"Deal" Matsuri said, already on the back of the chimera making Hinata chuckle at how fast she answered, slowly getting on behind her while Gaara looked at Naruto who was stilled hooked up to the IV's and other machines.
"Does he need all that too?"
"No, he doesn't need, it's not helping" JT said in her cheery way while Tsunade frowned.
"If you knew it wasn't helping then why did you let us do it?"
"Well it seemed to make you feel better thinking you were helping so I decided not to intervene" Hyou said truthfully, hearing Shizune sigh as she unplugged the machine from Naruto before there was a knock on the door, JT running over to remove the sound tag before Tsunade called out who was it.
"Jiraiya, is the gaki still okay?" the toad sage asked when Tsunade told him to come in, seeing the rest of the teams outside the door, the kunoichi looking inside at Hinata before the door closed. Hinata groaned as she muttered she would need an escape route after this making Hyou chuckle as she said would have Kimera take her straight home when they returned in which she said a quick thanks.
"Where they going with Naruto" Jiraiya asked as Tsunade informed him of the plan in which he said he wanted to go too.
"Just to check to make sure it's not a trap, no offense in all."
"None taken, I completely understand" Hyou answered as she told Jiraiya to hold on to Kimera's wing as JT, Matsuri, Naruto, and Gaara took up most of her back.
"See you in a week" and with that they disappeared while Tsunade looked at JT.
"Did they really need to leave?" she asked suspiciously while JT chuckled and shook her head as Maru came back in the room, hearing Hyou leave.
"No, but it helps with privacy seeing as word already spread about them being a couple" he sighed as Tsunade said okay and opened the door only to see Sakura and Ino fall in while Tenten and Temari step back grinning.
"Is it true that Naruto and Gaara a couple?" Ino asked looking at Temari while Sakura looked for Hinata, trying to confirm it while Tsunade sighed and looked at Kakashi, Kankuro, and Temari to see what they would say.
"Might as well tell them, seeing as they don't seem to care who find out" Kankuro muttered quietly as he thought about how all this started with them and their nonstop sex marathon.
"I'll say with all the things they did in public" Temari muttered as she walked down the halls, the girls on her tail asking for details which she wasn't giving out. The boys sweat dropped at the scene while Kakashi muttered how he felt sorry for Naruto and Gaara when they returned. Neji looked around and asked where was Hinata in which he was informed that she would be right back and that it would be best for her to stay inside. With a nod, he left with the rest of the teams until only Kankuro, Tsunade, and Shizune was left, looking at the quiet puppeteer.
"This is my fault, all of it."
"Oh Kankuro, you didn't know this would've happen. Nobody is blaming you Gaara was just a bit upset that's all."
"I still shouldn't have done it, I just wanted to help that's all" he said in a sad voice which made Tsunade look up at him.
"When you find someone to love as strong as Gaara does Naruto then you'll understand how he feels" Tsunade said, patting him on the shoulder as he numbly nodded and left after his sister, missing the grin on Tsunade's face as she started planning in her head.
'Now, who would be good with Kankuro in Konoha?' she thought, her inner fan girl snickering as she went back to her office with Shizune, making a mental note of who was single and compatible with Kankuro.
*deep in forest country*
"This is paradise" Matsuri gasped as she took in the surroundings of trees and flowers everywhere, a refreshing scent blowing in the light breeze. Hyou said thanks while Jiraiya looked around, asking where the house was in which Hyou pointed and told them to look up. When they did they saw a large tree house that expanded over three giant 5-foot thick trees high above their heads.
"That's not a house" Jiraiya said looking at Hyou with a disbelief look.
"One, I said home not house, two, technically it is a house, it's a tree-house" Hyou countered while Jiraiya frowned at her, asking how they were to get up there. "Watch and learn" Hyou said as she went to the center of the largest tree in the center before knocking on the bark of the wood twice before they watched as the bark opened to show a door with a makeshift forest elevator in it.
"Going up" Hinata said lightly as they piled in the elevator, Kimera deciding to fly, before Hyou touched a vine with a chakra clad hand and felt the vine jerk before moving, making them go up.
"Cool, but how will Gaara able to use the elevator if he has to regulate his chakra flow?"
"The vines respond to chakra, all he has to do is touch it and it will automatically go up or down" Hyou explained as they reached the top fairly quick before she opened a wooden door that led to the inside. Once inside they gasped as they looked around, Kimera sitting in the middle of the spacious room.
"This is beautiful" Hinata said as she looked around at all the natural furniture made from wood as Jiraiya raised a brow, wondering how all this came to be.
"Thank you, all natural furniture, high enough so the enemies can't get to and the elevator works only to the chakra it recognizes."
"Who else has access to the elevator that we don't know?" Jiraiya asked, needing to know who to look out for in the future.
"Just two others but their faraway, don't even think they remember this place" Hyou said as Jiraiya nodded, looking at Gaara who was looking at Naruto, still on Kimera's back. "Alright, let me give you a quick tour then we will be off on our way" Hyou said noticing the looks as she showed them the kitchen, the main room, three bedrooms, and bathrooms which had all of them surprise.
"How in the world did you get in-door plumbing in a tree-house?"
"Lots of connections" Hyou said proudly while Jiraiya frowned and asked if she had all these connections why was she living in a tree house before.
"I love the outdoor air besides who's going to think to look up for us. I used to hide here when my village tried to attack me, JT, and Maru but we wanted to be with a village so we left, welcome to use it though. Alright you two can have my room since its bigger and the sheets and stuff has already been changed."
The group went inside to see a king-sized bed with a matching dresser and everything you needed to live in a house comfortable.
"How did you afford to make all this stuff?" Jiraiya asked, earning the response of "Kimera paid for it" from Hyou as the chimera nodded, walking over to the bed and gently sliding Naruto off her back. Gaara went over and placed Naruto more comfortable on the bed, a sad look on his face which broke all the kunoichi's hearts.
"Don't worry Gaara, he'll be back to his old self by the end of the week" Hyou encouraged earning her a small smile as he said thank you. "Alright, if you need anything just call my name or Kimera's and we will be here in a flash" Hyou said as she and Jiraiya hopped on the back of Kimera while Hinata and Matsuri gave Gaara hugs before joining them.
"Good luck Gaara-sama" Hinata and Matsuri said giggling as they disappeared back to Konoha, making Gaara shake his head before he looked down at the blonde who was barely breathing normally.
"Naruto" Gaara said softly, watching the Kyuubi's chakra flare for a second, signifying they needed to get started. Gaara sighed and nodded, saying he knew as he started to undress Naruto, sad that how he wasn't getting a response from the normally energetic blonde. Once Naruto was fully undressed, Gaara started to take off his shirt, sighing as he saw the red chakra slowly creep over Naruto, making his body twitch before he became aroused, something that would normally make Gaara excited but made him feel empty inside.
"It's just not the same"
Gaara watched as the chakra stopped before the chakra inside him activated and he found himself in front of a large cage which he instantly guessed the Kyuubi was behind.
"What do you want?" Gaara asked slightly irritated at being summoned there.
"You can't help Naruto the way you acting" Kurama said looking at Gaara who remained quiet before saying he knew and that he would try harder.
"There's another way you can help him."
"How" Gaara asked suddenly listening as he heard Kurama sigh.
"You need to let an old part of you control if you want to help Naruto"
"What you mean an old part of me?" Gaara asked not liking where the conversation was going.
"Shukaku's essence is still inside-"
"No" Gaara said quickly, earning a growl from the cage as Kurama said he didn't have much choice. "I will do this under my own control" Gaara said angrily as he gave his back to the cage, hearing Kurama telling him let him finish. "We're done" Gaara said as he started to leave the room holding the Kyuubi.
"Fine, when you can't and Naruto stays in his coma, remember my offer" Kurama yelled suddenly, his words making Gaara stop, the only sound heard was a dripping pipe as Gaara thought about what he said for a long time. Kurama knew he won when he heard Gaara sigh and asked what he had to do, turning back to the cage. "Just come closer" Kurama said as Gaara turned around and walked back toward the cage, tensing when he seen something come toward him.
"Calm down, it's just my tail"
"What are you doing?" Gaara asked as he tail lightly touched him in the stomach, fueling chakra through him which made him twitch at how hot it felt when he sensed something deep inside him unlock. Gaara turned cold when he heard a yawn in his head and a voice that sounded familiar ask what day it was.
"Shu get your lazy ass up, I got a job for you" Gaara heard Kurama say before he felt the fox demon turn to look at him.
"Would you calm down, it's not the evil part of Shukaku."
"What do you mean it's not the evil part of Shukaku?" Gaara asked frowning as he felt the tanuki in his head stretching and yawning, looking around in Gaara's mind.
"Shukaku had a split personality name Shu he sealed away his good side inside you just to be rid from him. He's harmless unless sex and sake are involve then he becomes slightly annoying to listen to listen too as he tends to get off trace easily."
As soon as Kurama mentioned the two Gaara sensed the tanuki perk up, looking around.
"Sake, sex, where" he asked as if they would appear magically while Kurama snorted.
"See what I mean. He returns to his hibernation type sleep when he's done, won't try to control you, a lot less annoying and easier to tune out than Shukaku ever was" Kurama added when he saw the frown still on Gaara's face.
"Who the redhead" Shu asked as Kurama mentally explained the situation to the jolly tanuki who cheered, saying he hadn't had sex in a long time.
"So I'm supposed to let him take over me to have sex with Naruto's body" Gaara asked dully as Kyuubi said he would control Naruto and Shu would control him and that it would work. "Where will I be while he's controlling?" Gaara asked still not sure about the situation while Kurama informed him that he would be in the back of the mind, seeing everything and able to stop them whenever he wanted. Informed by this, Gaara grew quiet as he thought about this before he sighed and said fine.
"I like this kid"
"Why you say that?"
"I just looked through his memories, he and the blonde kid enjoy all kind of kinky thing I could give him great sex tips"
"Can we focus on the matter at hand?" Kurama said slightly agitated as Shu said okay before Gaara felt himself exiting the cage. Back in the real world, Gaara looked at Naruto who he noticed was completely engulfed in the Kyuubi's chakra before changes were made, the tips of his hair growing red, his nails and teeth lengthening, ears appearing on his head and tails behind him. The most surprising was his eyes that were a mixture of blue and red with a purple ring merging the two colors. Gaara felt a weird sense of fascination and lust that made Kurama chuckle, saying the feelings were due to Shu.
"What am I supposed to do now?"
"Step back in your mind"
Gaara was still hesitant at giving control of his body to Shu.
'I'm doing this for Naruto' Gaara thought as he mentally stepped back in his mind, feeling Shu take control and changes happening to his body, tan highlights streaking through his hair, strange markings over his body as ears and tails formed, also coated in the same markings while his teal eyes merged by a grin ring with Shukaku's pupil.
"Alright, you have any sake with you?" Shu asked as soon as the changes finished, Kurama growling out a no and for him to stay focus. After Shu grumbled out he would he looked around and took a deep breathe in the air around him. "The air is filled with sexual scents, nice place for sex, yes it is" Shu said happily while Gaara sweat dropped wondering now if it was a bad idea to have unsealed Shu while the tanuki asked who was uke.
"Well Naruto's body is the one that needs to be active so I guess Gaara is" Kurama said before the inner redhead heard Shu ask him if that was okay at the complete surprise of him.
'You're actually asking me?' Gaara said, earning a yeah from Shu which stunned him even more as he said he was far different than Shukaku.
"I know, I'm the more fun-loving and jolly side of him" Shu said as Gaara nodded and said he was okay with being uke.
'We're switchers anyway' he responded, Shu saying he knew great positions for switchers before they heard Kurama sigh and tell Shu to focus in which he said fine.
"So what position do you want to try, how about we do my favorite, the tanuki tango."
'What is that?'
"It's-"
"Don't you tell him" Kurama said suddenly, making Shu whine and say okay, whispering to Gaara that he would tell him later, making Kurama rub his head and muter about what could he do with him.
"Alright, let's start out with something simple-"
"Boring, we're animals, we do it hard and fast, you think these bodies can take it" Shu said cutting the kitsune off as he went quiet before a large grin appeared on his face. Gaara watched as Naruto/Kurama got down on all four, feeling the excitement course through him/Shu before asking what was going on. He soon got his answer when Kurama/Naruto tackled him to the ground, ripping his clothes off at a fast rate until he was completely naked.
"Hard and rough it is" Kurama said as he coated three fingers with saliva and rammed them into Gaara, making the him cry out before a grin appeared on his face.
"Let the domination begin"