Go Out With A Smile

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Assassination Classroom

Original Character

Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of 1 year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...

Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)

Note: Title may change

Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Chapter 8

"Of course I don't mind! I would love to take you out shopping!"

Toshiko-nee pull her to a bear hug. Chika don't return the hug, she's too busy trying not to suffocate in courtesy of Toshiko-nee's bosom. It was the day after Horibe-san's arrival. Her sister finally have some free time. She will be free until Sunday, but the following week will be filled with busy schedules. It's a good thing that Toshiko is busy. That means they will have a lot more income than usual coming in. Chika estimates that Toshiko have at least 300,000 Yen net income per month. When she's doing really good, one million yen is achievable. Chika don't know exactly how much her sister have saved up, but it must be a lot.

"I'm only looking for new running shoes, Nee-san," Chika detangle herself from her sister's clutches. "So please... Don't go overboard like last time." Spending 100,000 Yen in one go. That kind of money can buy you a LOT of things.

"No promises," Her big sister grinned sheepishly. "But seriously Chika-chan. You only have, like, 3 pairs of footwear! Your shoes for school, running shoes, and simple flats. You need more variety!" It's not like Chika have the chance to pack all of her shoes when she's moving in but nothing can stop Toshiko-nee once she's like this. "How about this? I will only buy ONE pair of shoes if you buy at least 4. Deal?"

Chika thought for a moment. A fashionista like Toshiko-nee only buying one shoes... It must be painful for her. But Toshiko-nee can be very serious if she wants to. That's why she have the guts to leave home years ago. If there is one other thing Toshiko love more than shopping... It's shopping for her little sister. Chika know whatever she said, Toshiko won't budge. Sighing, Chika can only nodded. Toshiko grinned and pull her to another bear hug. "A shopping trip with my favourite sister! Yay!"

"Nee-san, I am your only sister."

"Cutest little sister in the world! Yay!"

June X 20XXX

Dear Diary,

Chika spent the whole day with Toshiko-nee today. She finally have free time. We went out to buy shoes. Toshiko-nee keep her promise. She will only buy one pair of shoes. In exchange, Chika bought 4 pairs. Running shoes, deck shoes, gladiator sandals and silver low heeled shoes. This is Chika's first time wearing heeled shoes. Toshiko-nee insist I buy one, so in a few years I can wear at least 4 inches. Models must be able to wear more than 4 inches... Nee-san is amazing... Chika heard there's a race event overseas where you run wearing high heels... Toshiko-nee should be Japan's representatives. Chika read from history books before that there's a type of knife named stiletto. Don't you think it will be interesting if Koro-sensei is killed with stiletto shoes? Death by fashion. Maybe add spikes while we're at it...

...Now it sounds like BDSM...

Does Koro-sensei like that kind of stuff? Nah, scratch that. It will be very difficult to explain if Chika look into that sort of stuff.

But it's about time Chika start to plan how to kill Koro-sensei... Everyone in Class E have made a move... Except Kayano-san. Maybe... Chika should wait until Kayano-san make her move... Out of every girls in class, Chika have the lowest score in assassination... Chika will stick on practising twirling knife for now... It's so much more different than pens... But there's no excuse. Just because you have yet to make a move doesn't mean you put it aside altogether. Chika must at least form a plan.

Let's see... So far, our most successful attempt (not counting Horibe-san) was when Koro-sensei was tied up. That means Chika must somehow get him immobilised or his tentacles all tangled up. Preferably both. His punches are weak so he can't exactly destroy many things. Big breasts will be the perfect distraction for him. Maybe if Chika got ahold of Toshiko-nee's special edition photos... But she will question it. Wire puzzled and hot food are tough... Chika will put those on hold for now. Spreading rumours about students in love will lure him out... But on the expense of Chika's classmates... That special beam Shiro-shi have will help delay his movements but sadly we don't have it.

Wait... Shiota-san added something not too long ago...

Koro-sensei's weak point #14: Hackened plot developments makes him cry

...Not very useful...

Perhaps it is better if Chika postpone until Chika master Chika's style... Let's move on to another subject.

Irina-sensei's words got Chika thinking. Remember Diary? She said something about polishing yourself as a woman? Toshiko-nee will prove to be a great helper but Chika is not sure just what kind of woman Chika wants to be... Chika admire Toshiko-nee but there is no way that Chika can be just like her. She have lots of recommendable good points but Chika is not Toshiko-nee...

The chances to dress up is slim. Koro-sensei have sharp noses. Chika bet that he can smell perfume or flavoured lip gloss from foots away. Chika will stick to her mint scented shampoo only. And it's not like there's anyone Chika wants to impress... You know, appearance wise. Toshiko-nee said Chika is cute, but that's just her being a good sister. Kanzaki-san is so much prettier than Chika... And Yada-san's bosom... Kayano-san and Kurahashi-san are more cutesy... Nakamura-san have great fashion sense... In short, Chika lacks a lot more than assassination compared to the girls... All Chika have is her study...

...That thought is depressing...

At least the rainy season is over. Starting tomorrow, the weather will be sunny. Summer is coming. Chika must keep her head up.

June X 20XX

Dear Diary,

The inter-class ball game tournament is here. The boys will play baseballs and girls will play basketball. Being Class E, we are not included in the main tournament. Class E have too few members. In exchange, we will be pitted against the respective sports club in exhibition games. Kunugigaoka do not only have smart students, but our school also have great athletes. A student who is good at studying and sports... No universities in Japan would refuse them.

Still, the exhibition game is no better than a show. With the entire student body watching, we must battle against the best members of the baseball/basketball clubs. The classes who lost in the tournament, can forget their loses by watching Class E get beaten. It further embarrasses the members of Class E. But this year is different. Thanks to Karasuma-sensei's PE lessons and our assassination lifestyle, we become stronger. For once, we are confident.

Kataoka-san become our de facto captain. She come up with many strategies. She's also very athletic. We might be able to win this after all.

They boys on the other hand, are restless. Kunugigaoka's baseball club is pretty strong. They are led by Captain Shindou who have attracted the attention of many high schools. Sugino-san (our resident baseball expert) lost his position in the team because of him. That doesn't damper his spirit however. Sugino-san told us that he don't want to lose in the game he loves so much. He wants to form a team with Class E and win. The Delinquent Trio doesn't want to play though, so they ditched us.

Koro-sensei is very very excited to be their coach. He made that clear when he dressed up in baseball getup (complete with grass stalk to chew). He want to play the part of a hot-blooded coach for once. Sensei sure love his cosplays.

Chika don't know much about Shindou-san. Chika was in the same class as he is last year (Class 2B). Shindou-san is also in Class B this year. He is pretty popular due to his athleticism. His looks aren't too shabby either. Chika heard that he's 180 cm tall now. Shindou-san might reach 2 m by the time he is 18. We mostly spoke when we're in the same group during assignments. Tsuchiya-san once had her eyes on him.

The tournament will be held next week. Chika have informed Toshiko-nee that Chika will get home late to practice basketball. Chika is no good in sports... But that doesn't mean Chika won't work hard to support Kataoka-san and the others! Just in time for the new running shoes too!

P.S. Toshiko-nee will have another photo shoot next week. This time it's a sports themed pin up. Crazy coincidence huh?

She have a good start that day. A nice serving of pancakes with maple syrup and strawberries, clear weather, the scent of fresh laundry... Chika is in high spirits, so are her classmates. Koro-sensei gave them a pep talk in the morning before they go down the mountain. The baseball and basketball matches start at the same time, so the school body is split to half. One half goes to the sports field, the other go to the gym. Chika went to the gym because that's where the basketball game will be held. It's not like she's purposely avoid the boys from student council who undoubtedly will be at the field along with the male students...

The girls are no better than boys. E girls got jeered at when they gather on the corner to watch the other classes. They are used to it now. Chika ignored the whispers directed at her by her former classmates in 2B and members from student council. Many girls are also talking about Bitchirina-sensei. They compliment/curse her good looks. Bitchirina-sensei ignored them, she's too busy reading the guide book. She must be so disconnected with the normal people... To the point she must read a guide book. Class 3B won the basketball tournament. It's time for the exhibition match. The members of girls' basketball club are all tall and burly. Their muscles are comparable to the boys.

Since this is an exhibition game, a couple of rules are added. The game will have 3 periods, 30 minutes each. Class E can change their players infinitely. The game will end when the score difference is 50 points.

Kataoka-san, Nakamura-san, Yada-san, Okano-san and Hara-san goes first. The game started in their favour. The speed of Class E caught the other team off guard. Okano-san is especially speedy. As expected from the former member of the gymnastic club. Class E managed to score 15 points in the first few minutes. Kataoka-san even managed to do a slam dunk once. Chika hold over mobile Ritsu throughout the game (she have downloaded herself to Class E's phones). Of course, since they are up against the basketball club, their defence is not able to hold them off for long. By the end of the first period, the score is 33 - 28 with Class E on the lead. That surprises everyone.

Second period is much harder than the first. The basketball club tighten their defence. Kanzaki-san switched with Hara-san. Kayano-san said that she's good at games where you throw basketballs in arcades. Chika never been to an arcade before so that bit of information don't really have much effect. The chance to score is slim. In the end of the second period, the score is 45 - 36 with the Basketball Club on the lead. Bitchirina-sensei finally got the hang of the rule at that time.

Third period is much more intense. Kayano-san switched with Yada-san. Smaller players will have more chances of getting away from the tall enemies. However it turned out to be a disaster. Kayano-san got so distracted with the basketball members' big bosom she hold the basketball too long without dribbling or passing it. She got so distracted so many times, they end up losing. The score if 56 - 40. At least they don't have 50 points differences.

They are disappointed, sure, but at least they put up a good fight they are proud of. Now to see how the boys are doing... To Chika's pleasant surprise, the boys are winning. 3 - 0 in the first inning. Koro-sensei is watching them from afar, disguised as a baseball. He will send signals by changing his facial colour. The crowd are confused of how Class E is in the lead. Chika hope this game won't turn out like the girls'.

The crowds cheers when Board Chairman himself step down to lead the baseball club. According to Araki-san (who acts as the commentator), Coach Terai isn't feeling well. The Baseball Club members are so worried that their performance drop. What a lot of bull. The sight of the Board Chairman still make her stomach hurts though... At least his son isn't around... Not in her eyesight that is. Chika have no doubt that Asano Gakushuu is watching somewhere...

The game resumes. It is Baseball club's turn for defence. Shindou-san is the pitcher, no surprises there. What surprising is the whole members defending from the infield. They figured out that the boys have only practised bunt. This strategy is effective to disrupt the batter's concentration. According to the rules, they are free to stand guard wherever they like as long as it's free zone... Unless the umpire decide otherwise. Unfortunately, the umpire is on their side. Koro-sensei can't do a thing about it. Shindou-san's fastballs are not helping. Bitchirina-sensei have switched her guide book from basketball to baseball.

2nd inning is a disaster. Class E is unable to score points while the baseball club got 2 points. Akabane-san did speak up about the injustice, only to get boo-ed by the spectators. At least Bitchirina-sensei understand most of the rules now. 3rd inning is arguably worse. The Baseball club keep using bunt to hit the ball. The boys always too late to handle the ball, the bases are loaded. The last batter is Shindou, the club captain himself. He looks odd... Chika noted that the look in his eyes are dangerous. Board Chairman must have 'motivate' him. Chika's stomach churned again.

The crowd suddenly gasp. Isogai-san and Akabane-san walk together to the batter spot. It wasn't until they are right in front of Shindou-san's range that those two stopped. Just a few feet away. This is the exact situation from the second inning. The umpire can't say anything this time, so are the spectators. To complaint right now is the same of admitting their favouritism to the Baseball Club. But the boys don't just stop there. This time the girls gasp as well.

Isogai-san and Akabane-san walk up to Shindou-san again. Stopping right in front of him. If Shindou-san swing the bat, he would undoubtedly hit those two!

Chika look away when Shindou-san swing the bat. It' so scary! She can't watch!

"STRIKE!"

Kayano-san suddenly grab her shoulder, "Oichi-san! Look! They're all right!"

Frightfully she return her gaze to the field. True to what Kayano-san said, those two are fine. Not a scratch even. Chika already know that those two are top in their class when it comes to assassination but still..!

Sugino-san throw another pitch again. Shindou-san hit the ball with a swinging bunt. The ball bounced from the ground to the air. Akabane-san easily catch it before passing it to Shiota-san. The bluenette throw it to the 3rd base. Under Isogai-san's instruction, Kimura-san throw the ball to the 1st base-

"OUT!"

"G-GAME OVER..! SOMEHOW... CLASEE E HAS ENDED UP BEATING THE BASEBALL CLUB!"

Chika feel very proud for the boys, with a hint of smugness at Araki-san who is shocked (or deeply disturbed). The girls all cheers (Ritsu even wear a cheerleading outfit). At the back of the crows, Chika found the Delinquent Trio looking shocked as well. This victory might prompt them to be more involved with the rest of the class... Oops the same goes for her too.

July 1st 20XX

Dear Diary,

Today we start wearing summer uniform. Shorter sleeves and no blazer. Okajima start to give the girls perverted looks. Koro-sensei is hardly better... He read gravure magazine right in the middle of class... He have the nerve to change his facial colour to white. Eurgh. Boys...

Chika have to be careful at selecting bras so it won't be see-through... That means Chika is stuck with white or black. No matter, Chika always wear sport bras these days. They are very comfortable... Chika don't have the guts to wear the... more obscene underwear Toshiko-nee picked for Chika... Those are for grown women! Just what is Toshiko-nee thinking when she picked those out...

Anyway, today is fun and kinda weird. Sugaya-san showed up with tattoos all over his arm. Koro-sensei panicked at the sight. He pulled out counselling books about children turning to delinquents...

Koro-sensei's weak point #10: He's worried about appearances.

Sugaya-san explained that it's called henna tattoos. It's originated from India. The pigment won't come off until a week (Koro-sensei is immensely relieved hearing that). Sugaya-san is really skilled with anything art. The masks he made back then were so convincing. He have some materials left for the henna tattoo, so he offer to do the whole class.

Koro-sensei goes first... And his face melted!

Sugaya-san ground some Anti Sensei BB bullets and mixed into the paint. Koro-sensei let his guard down... But the paint won't be enough to kill him. Shame. In the end, the whole class got painted on. Mostly on our arms. Chika also gotten some. It's only on Chika's left arm though. Toshiko-nee panicked when she first saw it. She's cool with it after Chika explained it to her.

Irina-sensei have similar reaction when she arrived at class. Since this is summer, she wear even more revealing clothing. So much skin means many more blank canvas for Sugaya-san to draw on. When Irina-sensei tried to escape, she ended up slipped and hit her head. She is instantly knocked out. Both Koro-sensei and Sugaya-san take this chance to draw on her. Sugaya-san's drawing is beautiful as always... Shiota-san informed Chika that Sugaya-san stand out because of his artistic tendencies... Not in a good way... On top of being branded as a delinquent, he don't have good scores... That's how he landed in Class E.

But if you can see how talented he is... Chika knows that Sugaya-san will become Japan's no.1 artist. His paintings are so beautiful... Sugaya-san draw on Irina-sensei's right arm. Irina-sensei won't complain... But Koro-sensei... He drew a 4 coma comic of all things! On her left arm!

Koro-sensei's weak point #20: He can only draw simple pictures.

The two sides don't match at all... Sugaya-san tried to fix it by adding more drawing but Koro-sensei don't want to lose. He ended up drawing on her face... The result ended as well as you imagine, Diary. Irina-sensei absolutely hated it. She shot the classrooms with real guns and bullets. Koro-sensei caught all those bullets while Sugino-san tried to restrain her from behind. The rest of us ducked under our desks. The teachers stopped when Karasuma-san appeared on the doorway.

Chika must say... This is a great start for summer... But that means... We only have 8 months left to kill Koro-sensei.

Class E must step up our game, and soon.

This chapter takes place from Ch. 33 - 37 in the manga.

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