Go Out With A Smile
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Assassination Classroom
Original Character
Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, Class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of 1 year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...
Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)
Note: Title may change
Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Chapter 16
Chika got up really early that morning. The trip to the resort island will take about six hours, so they must depart while it's still morning. She have done a triple check on her luggage last night. Clothings for 3 days, bath necessities, sunscreen and sunblock, sun hat and sunglasses, the same pouch she brought with her to field trip last time. When they went to Taiheyo, Chika ended up buying three swimsuits. A black halter neck one piece, a frilly pink two piece and lastly... A white bikini with blue and red stripes. Toshiko-nee insisted on buying a sexy number. She have everything she need in the end. Except for dear Diary. It's for the best. Chika can't let anyone get their hands on Diary... Unlike last time... When her previous diary was-
Sigh
Hara-san and Fuwa-san greet her in high spirits when Chika arrive at the docks. Okajima, the resident photographer, brought his camera with him. He is most enthusiastically looking forward to take pictures of babes. Pervert. Bitchirina-sensei brought with her a large suitcase. Louis Vuitton brand. At least her outfit is less... Extravagant than last time. As usual, the King of Going Overboard aka Koro-sensei packed in even more stuff in his even bigger backpack. Useless things but that's how Koro-sensei is. This is the first time Chika ride a boat. It's... Definitely different than a car or a bus. At first glance it moves slow, but Chika knows that it's actually fast. Compared to Koro-sensei's Mach 20 speed, it's like a leisure ride. Chika have a childish temptation to reenact the famous Titanic scene of Rose and Jack standing on the very edge of the ship... But who would be her Jack?
She would prefer if her story don't end up like theirs though.
They provide lunch for them on the ship. Bento boxes. Koro-sensei is too sick to eat so he passed. It's been a while since she ate a bento made by other people. It was tasty. The rest of the journey is spent with fooling around on the ship and trying to kill Koro-sensei. Chika spent her time on the deck chatting with Fuwa-san. About what? Fiction works of course. What else? What surprises her is Hazama-san joining their conversation. They made fun of tropes and cliches for an hour before Hazama-san decide that had enough. It's the first time Chika saw her talking avidly though. For Hazama-san's standard that is. It appears she too have become talkative since she was dropped to Class E.
Okajima is already taking pictures with his camera. Most of them are panorama pictures he took from the deck. Kurahashi-san squeal in excitement when she spot dolphins jumping from the water. She really love animals. Chika heard she doesn't mind bugs too. Chiba-san and Hayami-san are hanging out together on the back. They turn away when Chika spotted them. On the other side of the deck, Sugino-san try to get closer to Kanzaki-san. Across them, Maehara-san is saying something that made Okano-san pause before she turn angry and kick him. Shiota-san hand Kayano-san a carbonated drink... Akabane-san is shielding a sweating Okuda-san from the sun...
...
So many (not exactly) couples! So many hints! So many materials! If only Diary is here...!
...
Oh no. She's becoming like Koro-sensei. Chika must control herself. The strong sun is not helping. Yeah, that warrants another layer of sunblock. Toshiko-nee must be rubbing off on her as well. If Koro-sensei and Toshiko-nee ever met... They will join forces in shipping her with some boy. Koro-sensei will keep peeking at her sister's breasts. Oh and not to mention he's an octopus... He have tentacles... Nononononono.
"What's wrong, Oichi-san?" Fuwa-san asked her in concern. "You look dizzy. Is it the sun?"
"...Yes" Chika answered weakly. Can this ship go any faster? It won't be just the sun that will make her head dizzy! Next she will have hallucination of Koro-sensei turning to an icemen! At least she's not the only one feeling sick... Koro-sensei is leaning in against the railing, pale and sweating. He is insanely strong, but can be really weak at times.
The hotel give them complimentary tropical juice when they arrived. A nice way to hydrate themselves. She can taste the carrot, pineapple, and apple. The bell boys will take their luggages to their rooms. Chika will share a room with Hara-san! Yay! The boys and girls will stay on separate floors. Maehara and Okajima bemoan out loud when they learn this fact. Kataoka-san and Okano-san scold them right away. Nakamura-san joked that Shiota-san should stay on their floor, since he looks so feminine. She even went as far saying that she bought a swimsuit just for Shiota-san. Poor Shiota-san. He is so embarrassed. Chika wish they all can sleep together in the same room. Like on their last trip. It's more fun that way.
Unbeknownst to Koro-sensei, a team of scientists from Norway have arrived a few days early. They will install Ritsu's main body on whichever spot Class E will pick for this operation. The plan is the class will be separated to groups. These groups will take turns distracting Koro-sensei while the others make preparation. The groups will be the ones you're in back on the school trip to Kyoto. Group 1 will take Koro-sensei paragliding. Group 2 will get Koro-sensei to play beach volleyball. Her group, Group 3, will explore an underwater cave. Group 4 will go see the dolphins. Hazama-san is the one who suggested they go to the underwater cave. She really like dark and spooky places. While it's Group 1's turn to distract Koro-sensei, Group 2 will explore the higher grounds to place the dummies. Sugaya-san naturally be the one in charge of making the dummies. Chiba-san and Hayami-san will decide the spot from a sniper's viewpoint. At the same time, Group 4 is checking the water chapel and surrounding area. Group 3 will check on the equipments they will use for this operation. Make sure they will work perfectly. Ritsu is already taken care of by her 'guardians'.
Chika is looking over the list as hotel staff lay down the flyboards. Ten flyboards have been reserved for ten most physically fit members of Class E. Two diving equipments for their sniper couple (Yes, it's something Chika made up. She need to come up with something better in the future). Four speed boats for them. The hotel have also 'loosened' the chapel's structure, so it will be rather easy to pull apart. Takebayashi-san, Hara-san, Chika and Kurahashi-san will drive the boats. Kurahashi-san is needed to give instructions for the dolphins. She even went as far to go to the aquarium to get pointers from experts. The winners obviously need to stay on the ground. Together with Kanzaki-san, Fuwa-san and Ritsu, they will seal Koro-sensei's movement from down below. Kayano-san and Shiota-san will help the Flyboard team by spraying water from the large industrial hose they also have reserved for. Karasuma-sensei and Bitchirina-sensei will be on stand by from the beach.
Terasaka and Muramatsu arrive at the outdoor hall with industrial hose hoisted over their shoulder. Yoshida, the engineer of Class E, will be the one to take a closer look at everything. He is familiar with this type of thing. Hara-san told Chika that his family runs a bike shop. Those two are childhood friends. That explains the casual/platonic relationship those two have. Chika saw Hara-san nagged on Yoshida a few times. Just like the childhood friends in fictions. Though it appears there are no romantic hints between the two. Chika heard that Yoshida have a crush on Kanzaki-san. Poor Sugino-san. He has so many rivals for Kanzaki-san's affection. Chika have also heard that Sakakibara-san tried to woo her once.
"I do still think that we need to familiarise ourselves with these equipment," Takebayashi-san said, pushing his glasses to the bridge of his nose. "I don't know how to drive a speed boat for one." That's true. Neither Chika or Hara-san knows how to drive it either. Kayano-san also most likely not.
"How about we ask the hotel staff to teach us?" Hara-san suggests. "Oh and we need to get Hinano-chan as well. Let's do it at the docks. How about we practice when Group 1 kill Koro-sensei over watermelon squashing?"
Sounds like a good plan. "I'll send her a text message." Chika pull out her phone. She start to type.
Kurahashi-san
We will practice driving the speedboat after Group 3 finished our session with Koro-sensei. We will meet up at the docks approximately 3 hours from now.
Is it okay with you?
It took only a couple minutes for Kurahashi-san to text back.
Yup! It's an OK with me! See you guys at the docks l8er!
Chika turn to her group mates. "Kurahashi-san will join us shortly after our exploration with Koro-sensei." Hara-san and Takebayashi-san nodded at that. "What do you think about the flyboards, Yoshida?" She turn to the boy. He is in the middle of inspecting one of the flyboards.
"It looks fine but there's no way of really knowing unless we go on a test drive..." The Delinquent Trio look at each other before all three of them have an excited grin on their faces. "Is it possible to try a couple of them now?" Yoshida asks one of the hotel staff. Boys and their toys. That's what Toshiko-nee would say if she saw this.
"Just make sure to clean up before Koro-sensei pick us up, okay?" Hara-san give the boys a stern look. They give her a sheepish grin before turning their attention to the hotel staff. Hazama-san rolled her eyes at their antics. Chika glance at the flyboards. She saw how they works on videos... It looked really cool. Unfortunately she is not confident with her physical ability. Karasuma-sensei's training regiment is harsh (not as harsh as Takaoka's) but still... Compared to Okano-san or Kataoka-san... Chika have to pass on the flyboards.
For now.
"I'm going to the restroom. I'll be right back." She told the other three. Hara-san give her a smile while Takebayashi-san give her a nod. Hazama-san just glanced at her. Chika turn on her heels and leave the room. The restroom is near the lobby, if memories serves her right. First she need to walk across this long hallway before reaching the main building. The hotel is right in front of the beach... The view is so beautiful. Chika remember her last trip to the ocean. It was during her 3rd grade field trip. It was nice. Too bad she's too shy to play with her classmates. They in turn ignored her. Oh well.
'Oh. There's Karasuma-sensei,' Chika halt on her steps when she saw him standing in the middle of the beach. Huh, have the beach always been this... Empty? The Ministry of Defence really means it when they want to reserve the ENTIRE hotel. The things the government can do... She feel bad that Class E keep getting special treatment from their country. The amount of tax money used for their assassination schemes...
Karasuma-sensei is staring to the horizon. He is very handsome. A different kind of handsome when compared to Isogai-san or Asano-san. He's... An adult. Mature. Insanely strong. Kind. His hair reminds her of hairstyle fictional characters have in mangas. Shounen genre to be exact. Karasuma-sensei is so dreamy... In an grown up kind of way. Chika can understand why Kurahashi-san develop a huge crush on him. Karasuma-sensei is like... An ultra rare beast. Which further enhance his charm to Kurahashi-san who love every living thing. Chika likes Karasuma-sensei. Maybe not to the extend to Kurahashi-san but... He is just like a father to Class E... Even more so than her own father... Is it weird if one view their teacher as their parental figure...? Which is ironic since both of their parents have profession in education.
Bitchirina-sensei appears, strutting confidently to the beach. Wow, she's wearing such a skimpy swimsuit. Chika hide behind a pillar. Wait. Why is she hiding? Karasuma-sensei ignores what Bitchirina-sensei, looking over a blueprint. Oh. It's the blueprint of their assassination. Bitchirina-sensei cling to him from behind. She's so clingy to him lately. Chika once saw her trying to seduce him with her cleavage but... It failed. Just like her previous attempts. Maybe Bitchirina-sensei likes the challenge..? Karasuma-sensei is so strait-laced it's ridiculous. Too bad she can't hear what is it they are saying. Their backs are facing her, so Chika can't see their expressions either.
Karasuma-sensei suddenly turn around and- Chika's breath hitched when Karasuma-sensei suddenly pick up Bitchirina-sensei. Bridal style. Even from this distance, the bright pink colour on Bitchirina-sensei's face is unmistakable. She's blushing! Bitchirina-sensei is blushing? Karasuma-sensei is acting OOC? Do they have feelings for each other? Is this the start of something new?
Her jaw dropped when Karasuma-sensei throw Bitchirina-sensei to the water. Naturally, she start shouting at him. ...Isn't this what Takebayashi-san would call 'tsundere'? The knot below her stomach reminds Chika that she need to go to the restroom. Quickly. Taking her eyes off her teachers, she run to the restroom.
The Delinquent Trio just dry off their hair when Koro-sensei popped up in front of them. "Hello Group 3! I believe it's your turn! To make it up for Sensei's tardiness on our last trip... Sensei will make sure we will have lots of fun!" Chika barely pay any attention to what he's saying. The sunburn on his face is just... So odd...
It was Terasaka who voiced out the question they have in their mind. "The hell happened to your face?"
"A sunburn. Only the frontmost point of the glider was shading me when I played with Group 1. At least the underwater cave will be cool!" He pointed to his damp wig. Gross. "Let's go boys and girls!"
The underwater cave on the other part of the island. It takes a while to get there. Since they are going underground, there is no way Koro-sensei would know what's going on in the surface. A perfect chance for the others to continue the preparation. The underwater cave is dark. So dark that you need flashlights. Thankfully there is only one way inside, so no need worrying over getting lost even though there are diverging paths. Still it didn't appease her nervousness. Unlike Zuigudo Hall, this place have no ropes to guide them. The hotel gave them each a flashlight. The cave reminds her of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Also the caves where pirates/bandits would hide their treasure hordes. Nothing much happened while they're there. The Delinquent Trio tried to kill Koro-sensei but he dodge all their attacks with ease. There was one close call when Koro-sensei goof off too much and slipped. All seven of them attacked simultaneously but he got away. Again.
After they finished their exploration, Koro-sensei dropped them off in front of the hotel using his Mach 20 speed. He immediately run off to join the other group. Chika, Hara-san and Takebayashi-san use the chance to rendezvous with Kurahashi san. The curly haired girl is already waiting for them at the docks. Without much ado, the four of them receive crash course lesson of driving speed boats. Chika tried to absorb everything. This whole assassination can be ruined by one small mistake. A small mistake that can destroy the world...
The sky have turned red when Isogai-san informed everyone via text message to gather at the beach. It's almost dinner time. That means the assassination will commence in less than two hours. When Chika's group got to the beach, Koro-sensei is lounging on a beach chair. His skin have turned charcoal black, from head to toe (He do not have actual toes but let's roll with it for now). Koro-sensei sounds so pleased with himself. He cheerfully humming as they make their way to the ship. They will have a high class dinner there. Koro-sensei's reaction time will be slowed down by being seasick. Koro-sensei's defence will be decreased, and Chika will get to eat high class cuisine. If she can hold it down until the assassination is over... She is so nervous!
"Let's have our meal while enjoying the night sea," Isogai-san said courteously as he serve a glass of water to Koro-sensei.
Koro-sensei accept the glass. "I see... So first you're trying to to get me seasick to lower my fighting..."
"Of course. This is Assassination 101."
"You're right... But would it really go that well?" Koro-sensei nurse his glass of water, placing his elbow on the table. "For your teacher who is in a completely high spirits right before the assassination, the fear of seasickness-"
Kataoka-san and Nakamura-san cut him off in the middle of his smug speech. "You're too dark!" It's true though. Even his teeth have turned black. It feels like looking at a bowling ball.
"...Am I really that dark?" If this is a manga or anime, Chika imagine that Koro-sensei have a sweat drop on his head.
"Forget about your expressions, we can't even tell where the front or back of your head is." Nakamura-san replied.
"It's too confusing, do something about it." Kataoka-san said.
Koro-sensei chuckles. "Nurufufufu. Have you forgotten, everyone? About your teacher's molting ability. If I take off this dark skin..." There is a sound of something cracking, followed by a 'wooosh' sound. In less than 3 seconds, Koro-sensei is yellow again. The dark, thin material that was once his skin flutter to the floor. "There! Back to normal!"
"Ah! That molting thing that you can do once a month..." Fuwa-san quipped.
"Just another one of its uses," Koro-sensei pick it up. "I tend to save it as last resort for dangerous situation-"
...
Koro-sensei shriek in terror with what he just had done.
"How have we been unable to kill this idiot until now?"
Thank you Katoka-san. For saying out loud what is everything thinking at the moment.
An hour later...
Koro-sensei got seasick in the end. He need to use a paddle as walking stick just so he can move. The boys lead Koro-sensei inside the chapel. Chika follows behind. The winners and movie team have head inside first. Mimura-san spent the entire evening putting together the video. Chika remind herself to ask for a copy. The video will be the main part of the psychological attack. Nakamura-san and Hazama-san will kinkshame Koro-sensei throughout the duration of the movie. That's the correct word right...? Kinkshame? Anyways, when the movie ends, the seven winners of the exam will destroy Koro-sensei's tentacles. That will be the signal for everyone to begin the assassination. In one minute afterward, they will finally...
Shiota-san do a body check on Koro-sensei, to make sure he didn't slip on any tools to help him escape. After he is finished, Koro-sensei take a seat on the foremost front row. Okajima flipped off the switch and Mimura-san start the video. Chika head straight to the door. Everyone deliberately make sure their footsteps are as loud as possible, so Koro-sensei won't be able to get a firm grasp on their numbers and positions. Once Chika is out, she head straight to the speedboats. The flyboards are already placed inside. Ten students immediately strip down to their swimsuits / trunks. Chika, Kurahashi-san, Takebayashi-san and Hara-san hand them a flyboard each. Chika help Akabane-san and Yada-san put on their googles. Kayano-san and Shiota-san readies the industrial hoses. The dolphins emerged from the water when Kurahashi-san call them. Amazing. Once everyone is ready, the ten students jumped into the water. Chika place her hands on the steering wheel.
10 minutes passed...
The crescent moon is shining brightly above them.
Another 10 minutes...
Gosh it's so cold. Chika forgot how windy the ocean is at night time.
Twenty minutes...
Chika wonder what Toshiko-nee is doing now. Maybe having a girls night out with her friends?
Ten minutes...
Have Board Chairman visited this island before? Did he enjoy his time her? Is that why he pick this place as a prize? What if the Asano family came here years ago when Asano Jr. is still just a toddler?
Eight minutes...
She must reserve a spot in the library. The main building have the best books.
One minute...
It's almost time.
15 seconds.
Chika tightened her hold on the steering wheel.
5...
The waves crashes.
4...
Her heartbeat quickens.
3...
She take a deep breath.
2...
And exhale.
1...
BANG
This chapter takes place from Ch. 58 - 59 in the manga.
KarasumaxIrina have now been detected by Chika's shipping radar. I myself ship them so hard.
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