Chapter 12: Little Mermaid (last part)
Riku: Finally!The last part of the little mermaid drama!
Ryoma: Good! Now you can just go and die with your assistant!
Ice: Ryoma-kun... what the *&^%*&^ did I ever do to you to for you to wish me that?
Niou: She just cursed, right?
Marui: Duh! Obviously! But I must say, I would second the motion on what Ryoma just said!
Ice: Marui-kun... What the actual f&*^ did I do to yo-
Marui: Remember the day you raided my lunchbox for some sweets?
Ice: Well... Even so! That's not a reason to want me and Riku-san to die!
Riku: And make all these fans cry for me not living long enough to continue this drama? No way!
Ryoma: Here, try this *hand Riku a glass of vanilla milkshake*
Riku: My favorite! *grabs the glass from Ryoma's hand and drinks it*
Momoshiro: Hey! Anyone saw a glass of Inui juice? I'm planning to throw it away. It looks like vanilla milkshake, have you seen it Ice-san?
Ice: *points at Riku-san*
Riku: *unconscious with multicolored foam coming out of her mouth*
Momo: AGAIN?! Oii! Riku-san, you aren't dead right? Oiiiii!
Ice: Why don't these people ever learn? *drinks the rest of the milkshake*
Momo: ICE!
Ryoma & Marui: *smirks* Rainbow foam in 3... 2... 1...
Ice: Fat chance, guys.
Previous chapter:
"Koshimae! That yucky juice person and that screeching monster, I finally found them!" said Kintaro which earned a surprise look from the twins, a crab and a fish.
Narrator: Ice Spy with no eyes
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Ice: I'm the what?
Momo: Riku-san can't do the narration today, Ice-san. So you have to take over.
Ice: This is not a beta's job!
Seiichi: Now it is. *smiles*
Ice: That doesn't work on me, bouchou-san.
Seiichi: That's the second nickname you've given me, Ice-chan. Do you even have an idea about my REAL name? *smiles dangerously*
Ice: Well...
Momo: *feels more tension than Ice* Ah... Eh... Ano... Ice-san! Didn't you drink the rest of that milkshake?
Ice: Yeah, why?
Momo: S-shouldn't you have you know... *makes weird hand gestures that meant "unconscious with foaming mouth*
Ice: Now that you mentioned it... *thinks*
Momo: This is not the time for "now that you mentioned it* ! Are you okay?
Ice: As you can see?
Momo: But! But!
Ice: Uhm... Momo-chan... *points at Seiichi* You actually interrupted someone from talking with me.
Momo: *slowly turns around to look at Seiichi*
Seiichi: Momoshiro-kun... *smiling grimmly with the shut-the-fuck-up slogan held like a tennis racket*
Ice: Guys, just in case you didn't notice, we are delaying the drama...
Momo: *super tiny voice* Tell mom I love her.
Ice: Yeah, sure. LET'S JUST GO ON WITH THE STORY YOU MOTHE#$%^&*! *pushes both guys to the side of the stage*
Ice: Sorry for the delay, everyone!
After the seagull said that he found the people who are responsible for what happened to the Prince of tennis and the self-proclaimed Tensai-
Marui: Hey! I am a REAL tensai and NOT self-proclaimed one!
Ice: Shut up, Marui-kun. Anyway...
The fish, Kirihara then told Kintaro to hurry and tell the mermaid princes where he found the witches.
"I saw the yucky juice person and screeching monster at Kagami* And the weird woman that Ryo-Ryo and stone person will marry in few hours and stone person and Ryo-Ryo acting veeeeery weird.
Niou: Is that baby talk?
Ice: We call that "motherese" look it up.
Marui: Hey! Niou just talked but why didn't you shut him up!?
Ice: Shut up, Marui-kun *looks at Seiichi*
Seiichi: *looks at Marui*
Marui: *sings like Ana from Frozen* Okay, bye...
"Stone person? Ryo-Ryo? Who is that?" asked the confused Kirihara.
Ryoma wrote on a paper while snickering: "Ryo-Ryo is baka aniki while the stone person is Tezuka buchou"
Marui, Kirihara and Oishi read what Ryoma wrote then they started snickering too. While on the ship, stone person, I mean, Tezuka started twitching in annoyance and works hard to suppressing an urge to kill a certain seagull while cursing on why should he have to pair up with a screeching girl as his pretend bride and stared to wish Echize- Ryoma to hurry up and replace this screeching girl.
Ice: Wow, come to think of it, that's some kind of multi-tasking.
Niou: How so?
Ice: Twitching because of Ryoma while suppressing an urge to kill while cursing because of pairing up with a screeching girl, while wishing Ryoma will replace her. MULTITASKING. As expected of Tezuka-san. *clap... clap... clap...*
Niou: By the way, has anyone seen Fuji?
Ice: He's in the kitchen, baking some cookies for later.
Marui: ICE-SAN!
Ice: *looks right away at Seiichi*
Seiichi: *smiles right away at Marui*
Niou: How can you control Yukimura bouchou like that?
Ice: Beats me.
The twins swam to chase the ship where Ryoga and Tezuka are. Guess what, Karupin came with them even though the cat is afraid of water, he decided to never leave his master's side after he saw him half-dead earlier in the play. That was the worst horror that his nine feline lives could ever see.
As the twins kept swimming nearer the ship, the wedding went on.
"Would you, Prince Tezuka and Prince Ryoga always cherish these women in sickness and in health and in riches and poor?"
"We do." said the princes in a robotic monotone.
When they did, Ryoma and Ryoga already managed to climb up the deck and it really shocked them.
Ryoma: No way.
Marui: Yep, no way.
Ice: Seiichi-saaaan!
Marui: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW!
"How can he marry that screeching monster!?" the same thing crossed the twins' minds.
Niou: So stuff like that really happens?
Ice: Its like synchro!
"Then, Lady Tomoka and Lady Sakuno, always cherish these men in sickness and in health and in riches and poor?"
Before the screeching girls said "I do", a crazy seagull launched itself at the girls and pecked the necklaces on their necks.
Ice: Just imagine how much that hurt.
"CATCH THAT STUPID BIRD!" yelled Tomoka which made the people including the princes and Sakuno cringe because of her voice.
Then everyone started to catch Kintaro but Kintaro did not come alone, be brought an army of dolphins who spluttered water at those who came near them and Kintaro. Some sea lions who played the guests like beach balls, some birds who distract women and men by pecking their clothes or try to take their jewelries.
Ice: Just where did we get all these trained animals from?!
Atobe: OF COURSE, WHO ELSE BUT FROM MY MOST GENEROUS SELF-
Ice: Well continuing!
Atobe: Hey!
But with Kintaro, running out of luck, crashed against a table and then landed on the wedding cakes and destroying them in the process.
When Kintaro crashed, the necklaces flew in the air and crash-landed on the floor.
As Kintaro crashes at the cakes, the necklace that he grabbed suddenly launched on itself to the air and then crashed on the floor.
"NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!" screeched Tomoka which made people cringe again and broke the spell that trapped the princes.
As the princes realized WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING, light suddenly came out of the necklace. This gained everyone's attention. When the light died down, a young man who looks like he's sleeping-
Yanagi: I am not sleeping!
Okay, so the young man said he's NOT sleeping.
Marui who instantly knew that its his friend, Yanagi.
Niou: Like, duh!
Marui then started send messages with his eye language which only he and Yanagi will know.
Ryoma: HA! WE JUST USED THAT EARLIER IN THIS PLAY!
Seeing that his classmate plea to hurry up, Yanagi then said "my name is Yanagi Renji and I came to undo the curse on the twins! Here drink this." Said Renji as he handed 2 glasses of juice that looked like apple juice to the mermaid princes.
The princes drank it right away.
"Hey! Its delicious compared to Inui-senpai's juices!"
"Right! Just transfer at Rikkai-dai! I don't want someone who I have considered as a younger brother die by those horrible juices!" said Marui as he finished his share of the juice.
Ice: You easy get attached, Marui-kun.
Tezuka: And I am not allowing Ryoma to transfer at Rikkai-dai even if you say you've considered him as your brother, Marui. Echizen is mine! ... I mean Seigaku's.
After that, Yanagi suddenly disappeared like a magician using a a smoke bomb that he got from nowhere. The princes approached the twins and then said to them " you are the ones who saved us from the storm!".
"Let us thank you, and we really love you, please marry us!"
Tezuka: Why I am the one who said this line?
Tezuka and Ryoga put their arms around their loved ones.
Ryoma: WAIT! WHY ARE YOU ALSO HUGGING ME, BAKA-ANIKI?!
Ryoga: I love my little brother!
Tezuka: I'll forgive you since you are his brother.
Ryoga: And what was that supposed to mean?
Ice: Ahem!
Tezuka, Ryoga and Ryoma: *looks at Ice*
Seiichi: *standing beside Ice, smiling at the three*
Ryoga: Those two surprisingly get along well.
Ryoma: Too well.
When Ryoga transferred to Marui, they were about to kiss
Ryoma: Eeew?
Marui: Eeew.
Smoke come from Tomoka and Sakuno. From that smoke, Inui and Horio appeared and grabbed the twins and dove to the ocean and made them their prisoners.
Underwater, the princes managed to free themselves from the hold of the witches. Just in time, King Sanada appeared together with Oishi the crab.
"TARUNDAROUUUU!How dare you poison my kouhai I mean son and Echizen!I mean son!Whatever! Anyway, you will pay for it!" said the enraged king.
Seiichi: Get it together, Gen. *smiles*
Ice: You do that to Sanada too?
Niou: He does that to everybody.
"But your sons agreed to it too!" said Inui as he showed the king the contract.
In rage, Sanada tried to destroy the contract but its indestructible.
Ryoma: We seriously did not agree on anything from the start.
"Looks!Even with the power of king of the seas cannot destroy the legal contract!' said Horio.
In despair the king then asked to mercy for his sons.
Sanada: My pride!
Ice: *looks at Sanada*
Seiichi: Gen... I thought nobody is allowed to talk while the drama is still on.
Sanada: Shut up! All of you have been talking since the beginning!
Seiichi: Gen *smile intensifies*
"Well then, nothing's for free, so let's have an exchange then! How about you take their place?" said Inui.
"Fine!" Sanada made up his mind fast.
Ice: As expected of Sanada, takes everything head on!
Seiichi: He can't even beat m-
Ice: *Covers Seiichi's mouth* Ssssh! Don't say that now, Seiichi!
Niou: Aren't the two of you so close now?
Ice & Seiichi: *glares and smiles at Niou*
Niou: Yeahgyuu~! Help!
Sanada then turned into an ugly sea worm as the Inui grabbed the trident and gave the crown to Horio the then made a duplicate of the items and gave himself a crown and Horio a trident.
The twins are glaring at the witches while circling around their 'father' to protect him from more harm. Then the witches turned their attention to the twins and planned to kill them. They almost were almost able to stab the twins with the tridents when suddenly two harpoons flew to their shoulders and harmed them.
Ice: Props?
Seiichi: Props.
Niou: But the props closet is locked because Jackal lost the key to it!
Ice: *gasps* Oh... no.
Seiichi: They'd be okay. I think. So just continue with the narration, Ice.
In rage, the witches then searched the area to finding who shoot the harpoons at them. They saw Ryoga and Tezuka swimming to the surface. Inui ordered the eels to capture them.
Both Marui and Ryoma saw the princes too and they hurried, swam and flipper kicked the eels and helped the princes to the surface. Seeing that, both Inui and Horio then enlarged their body and make themselves gigantic.
Ice: *phone rings* Excuse me. *reads message* It's a message from Riku-san.
Seiichi: Hmmm? What does it say?
Ice: She said "It is scary considering it's a giant Inui with giant yucky and poisoned juices *shivers* 'ya think so too right, Ice-chan?"
Ice: *Teary eyes* Riku-san is so dedicated, she's still minds the drama even if she's at the hospital!
Niou: That's not the part that you should be commenting on now, you know?
Ice: Yeah, yeah. Hmmm... A giant Inui full of yucky poisoned juice made from God-knows-what... YAH! IT'S SCARY! ITS A THREAT TO THE ENVIRONMENT!
Niou: And that comment is also out of context *facepalms*
The twins managed to get the princes on a row boat. The princes used this to chase after Ryoma and Ryoga when they went back to the witches. Defeating them is hard because they have the tridents and they made a whirlpool that trapped the twins at the bottom. Once again, the witches got hurt by harpoons that were shoot at them by the princes which made them drop the tridents. Realizing that the tridents fell in the row boat, the witches, with whatever remained of their power, decided to finish the princes off.
But the princes acted fast and threw the tridents at the witches' stomachs which killed the said witches.
Ice: OH MY FREAKING GAWD! What if! What if! What if!-
Seiichi: Don't worry, those are props for sure. ...maybe.
Ice: SEIICHI!
Seiichi: *laughs* Those are props, I promise.
Ice: Sh*t!
The defeat of the witches created a big wave that managed to wash the row boat to the shore with the fainted princes in it. The tridents that sank at the bottom of the ocean manage to find their true owner and restored Sanada to his true form from an ugly sea worm form to his merman form.
Sanada swam to the surface and saw that Ryoma and Marui are having that sad look at the princes. With a sigh, he put his trident at the sea surface and let its magic to make the twins' tails turn into a pair of legs again.
Upon realizing what happened to their tails, they swam to their princes to the shore and ran to them when they got land.
Few months later, the seas and shore joined together to celebrate the wedding of Tezuka and Ryoma and Ryoga and Marui together. The other merman siblings are happy that the twins managed to find their significant ones.
The couples sailed to the ocean for their honeymoon. Meanwhile, somewhere under the ocean, the witches are still alive but are being kept at an airtight prison and only the first prince and the third prince of mermaid race can visit them.
Ice: Seiichi, you edited this part of the script, didn't you?
Seiichi: *acting on stage with Fuji*
And those visits ended up as a horror experience for the witches because rumor has it that they were being tortured by the sadistic first prince, Yuukimura Seiichi and the third prince, Fuji Syuusuke.
Ice: Well, the mermaids had their legs, married the princes, witches kept in airtight prisons... I guess I'll call this the HAPPY ENDING! WE ARE DONE! YAY!~
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N/A: I manage to finish it! At least its not that much delayed well enjoy this chapter and the next ones too 'kay?
Mini review corner part 4:
3rd year classroom of Rikkaidai:
Riku: Hey minna-san I managed to survive from the Inui juice though I still feel dizzy. anyway, right now I'm at Rikkai-dai 3rd year class room and next to me I have Seiichi-san, Yanagi and Sanada
Yanagi: Well then shall I read the letter first Riku-san?
Riku: Sure! Please do the honor, Yanagi-san
Yanagi: from silverSapphire34523-san will call you Silver-san is that okay? Anyway here's what the letter says: I rally like how u make Yukimura and Fuji sadistic brothers I mean sisters oh who cares.
Seiichi: But I care silver-chan! I am not sadistic, but I personally will say I just enjoy seeing people suffering in pain, not torturing! Fuhuhuhuuhu
Yanagi: Isn't that something Seigaku's Fuji would say?
Riku, Renji and Sanada: *take 20 steps back from Seiichi*
Riku: *EHEM* (nervous cough) Anyway, Sanada your turn
Sanada: Alright,from SilverSapphire 34523-san the content is: I hope u update soon I want to see what happens next.
Sanada: *eyes twitching as he hear both me, Seiichi and Yanagi snickering*
Riku: Sure I will try to update it as fast as I can, though I can't really promise it because I have other stories to manage too, well why don't you enjoy this chapter for mean while? Seiichi-san can you do the honor to read the next one?
Seiichi: Sure! from ILoveReading-chan if I remember correctly, you are the one who sent the letter Fuji-san read before, right? Sorry that I'm the one who'll read the letter and not Fuji Syuusuke. Here's the content: Cookies! :D yeah, I am back. Haha. This was yet another awesome chapter! I can't wait to see Ryoma and Marui give those m*****f*******b****es a beat down for stealing their princes! Mwahaha!. Syuu-chan, you make cactus flavored cookies?! Yum! I love cactusseses...cactuses? cactee oh! Cacti. Damn English (but you speak Japanese) and I love cookies! And Inui Juice looks really good (I'm serious), so I think we'll have similar taste! :D ok I'm done. Thanks author-san! (oh yeah, Yukimura poster was genius I really need that for some people I know!) Ok yeah I'm done for real. Ok? Ok F*ckity bye.
Seiichi: thank you for your comment ILoveReading-san since Fuji-san not here I will replace him for a while, and by the way in Japanese cactus is called Saboten but some called it cactus too and I love my poster idea too and I like Riku-san to make all of our posters too and I think its better for you not to try that juices. I already proclaim that juice as dangerous after what had happened to Echizen-kun and Marui-kun.
Riku: Hey! I don't have many time to make all of other posters and the poster is my beta, Ice-chan's idea not mine. You should ask her, not me. And as Seiichi have said, you better not access the Prince of Tennis Wikia because I read there is a recipe for one of Inui juices. Damn why did I even tell you that!? Anyway, get your cookies at Ice-chan who at court A of Rikkai-dai with Kirihara doing only gods knows what since's there isn't anymore letters.
Court A of Rikkai-dai:
Kirihara: Ano... Ice-san?
Ice: Yes, Kirihara-kun?
Kirihara: Can you help me out of this Flounder costume? I'm... uh... you know...
Ice: Stuck?
Kirihara: *embarrassed* Yah...
Ice: Sure. I'll help you, come here.
Fuji: Oh! There you are, Ice-san!
Ice: Hey, Fuji-kun! Why are you here?
Fuji: I'm here to deliver the cookies that you will give away top the letter senders. *shows cookie bags*
Ice: Oh, please put it at the bench over there, Fuji-kun.
Fuji: *puts the cookies at the bench* What are you doing?
Ice: Kirihara-kun is stuck inside his Flounder costume. I'm helping him out of it.
Fuji: Can I help?
Kirihara: I swear to god, Ice-san, don't let that sadist near my tail!
Fuji: Why not, Kirihara-kun? *pulls out a Swiss army knife from his pocket*
Ice: Good! Now we can use that!
Kirihara: Are you nuts, Beta-san?! Why would a middle schooler carry around a Swiss army knife?!
Ice: Beats me.
Fuji: Now, don't move around so much, Kirihara-kun, you don't want your dear Rikkai court to get all dirty, right? *opens eyes*
(insert stabbing sounds and Kirihara's screeching here)
Ice: OMFG FUJI-KUN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Fuji: Well, there's a limit to holding back.
Kirihara: You actually shredded the Flounder costume! But thanks man!
Fuji: You should be thanking the costume first. Coz if it weren't there... *smiles*
Ice: LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR IT, KIRIHARAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *carries Kirihara over her shoulder*
Fuji: How about the cookies for the letter senders?
Ice: You do the honor!
Fuji: *Looks at the cookies* One for Ilovereading-chan and another for Silver-chan. *SMILES*
The cactus-shaped, cactus-flavored cookies trembled in fear upon seeing the smiling face of Fuji.
P.s: Kagami: Mirror