Go Out With A Smile

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Assassination Classroom

Original Character

Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, Class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of one year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...

Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)

Note: Title may change

Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Chapter 31

Nagisa POV

The day passed without any major incidents. Things went back normal after the whole fiasco with Shiro and Itona-kun. Our new classmate is adjusting quite well. I admit, I was worried when Itona-kun sit next to Oichi-san (considering her sister got involved) but thankfully nothing happened. Those two are not the talkative type. It will be surprising if something did happened between them. After class is ended, Koro-sensei took of to China. He just got paid so he will treat himself with some Shanghai crab. Others bemoaned that Koro-sensei never treat them with the food he encounters in other countries. Maehara-kun is more concerned over the fact he haven't pick up any girls in ages. Ever since the second term started, Koro-sensei have been cranking up our studies. He really want us to raise our grades.

As the girls trickle out from the classroom, all of the guys turn to Itona-kun. He's been tinkering something. Upon closer inspection, it looks like a toy tank. "What are you making, Itona-kun?" I asked in curiosity.

"It's a radio controlled combat vehicle," Itona-kun answered without looking up from his work. "I'm stressed out from being bombarded with studies all day by that octopus. I'm so pissed. I'll kill him with this." He looked at the canon with such intensity. "Terasaka said this to me with a stupid look on his face. ("Aaah?!" Terasaka-kun glared at Itona-kun) That 'it's okay to fail 100 times'. So I'll kill him, expecting the worst," He continues to tinker.

We all look at the machine parts, cables and BB bullets. This look super high tech. By now, the boys have surround Itona-kun's table. The controller have a small screen. Takebayashi-san leaned down to inspect the tank. It shows on the controller's screen. The camera must be from cell phone parts. Itona-kun continue with his work, unbothered with gawkers.

"That's amazing, Itona. Did you think of this and remodel it yourself?" Isogai-kun asked.

"I learned the basics of electronics from my dad's factory. Anyone could do it. Except Terasaka," He answered. Terasaka-kun let out another indignant cry. Itona-kun changed so much from when he had those tentacles. Tongue's as sharp as ever though. After he put everything together, Itona-kun place the combat vehicle on the floor. He pick up the controller. Everyone watch in awe as it start to move. You can barely hear the gears. It easily zig zag between our legs. Itona-kun veered the tank to the back of the classroom. Three empty cans have been positioned on the further end as targets. He pressed a button three times. The tank shot 3 BB bullets. All hit its mark. Everyone 'ooooh' and 'aaaaah.'

"Amazing. It's practically silent when it moves and when it shoots!" Sugaya-kun said in awe.

"I used a lot of electronic controls to minimise gear noise," Itona-kun explained. Muramatsu-kun let out a low whistle. "I'll tell you guys one more thing. The ideal spot we should aim for, our target's weak spot. I heart it from Shiro." Koro-sensei's weak spot?! "He has a heart. Right under his tie. If we hit that, we can take him down in a single strike."

Koro-sensei's Weak Point #26: Heart

This is the most useful information we got after a long time. Water used to be his most vital weakness until now. Now that we know where to aim, our chance of success to kill him rise murmurs in excitement over this newfound information.

"Okay, let's give it a test run to prep for assassination," Isogai-kun suggests. Everyone agrees. Itona-kun pressed the controller stick. Combat vehicle roll out from the classroom. It drives down the hallway. Itona-kun pressed stop when he hear the girls. The camera feed shows their legs and skirts. The girls are heading to the quad. In an instant, everyone leaned in even closer to take a better look. Once the girls are gone, everyone looked up. They have an urgent expression on their faces.

"See anything?" Okajima-kun asks. He is sweating heavily.

"No," Maehara-kun gritted his teeth. "The camera didn't get that far. The field of view is too narrow!"

"Can't we put it a bigger camera?" Muramatsu-kun asked desperately.

Itona-kun didn't take his eyes off the screen. "It'll increase the weight, decrease its mobility, and make target acquisition more difficult." The guys groaned in disappointment.

"In that case, why don't we use fisheye lens on the camera?" Takebayashi-kun suggests. He pushed back his glasses. "If we remap the distorted image through the CPU, we can ensure a wide field of vision, even with small lens."

"Got it. I'll find a small fisheye lens with a big viewing angle," Okajima-kun declares.

"Ritsu?" Ritsu turned on automatically at Takebayashi-kun's call. "Can you build a distortion correction program?"

"Sure! I don't know what you need it for, but I'll take care of it!" She salutes us, unaware of the sleazy purpose the guys had in mind.

"We also need a recording function..."

"Yeah, it's a must effective analysis for our upgrades..."

Isogai-kun and I could only watch as they lose themselves in their discussion. And they were so critical with the underwear theft...

Okajima-kun suddenly let out a gasp. "It's Oichi!" Once more, everyone crowds around Itona-kun's table. He once again pressed the joystick so RC can get closer to the target. Muramatsu-kun tried to reach out to the controller but Terasaka-kun unknowingly blocked him in his eagerness to get a better look. Then the guys let out a groan. "Damn. She went inside the restroom."

"It's fine. I already saw Oichi's panties." Itona-kun said.

"Eeeeh?!" We all bellowed. Muramatsu-kun looked particularly disturbed. In an instant he was bombarded.

"I saw them days ago. When I swiped her sister's underwear." Oh... Right. Oichi residence were targeted. I wonder if Oichi-san really did let it go. They guys are hanging to his every words. "It's all pretty standard. Although..." He paused. "She does own a thong. A black thong."

A hushed silence. Everyone is processing what Itona-kun just told us. Oichi-san... A thong? Images starts to unbidden in my head. Oichi-san. In her underwear. A thong. Blushing. I quickly wave away the image but the damage is done. Almost everyone is blushing as they picture it in their head. Muramatsu-kun looked at us as if we are disturbed.

"O-Oichi... I never knew...," Okajima-kun covers his mouth in shock. The revelation have left him staggering. "That she have such a naughty side! I must learn more-" Muramatsu-kun cut him off by decking him. "What the hell, Muramatsu?!"

Muramatsu looked down on Okajima-kun "Considering recent events, do you really want to risk it?"

Okajima-kun blink once, and then he hung his head in defeat.

"Yeah," Itona-kun suddenly said. "I don't want to risk it. She already made it clear yesterday that she hates me."

"Huh?" Muramatsu snapped to attention. "Wait. What? What do you mean?"

"She waited for me yesterday. Oichi told me that it doesn't sit right with her when I'm being chummy with everyone while her sister is hurting. She admitted that she feels conflicted towards me. She also said that I deserved to know that." Itona-kun paused. "Oichi looks so sad when she told me." I can hear regret in his voice.

"Wait wait wait. Oichi? Sad?" Maehara-kun narrowed his eyes. "You sure you're not hallucinating? I never heard of hate confession before."

"I'm pretty sure I don't hallucinate when someone told me they hated my guts," Itona-kun answered. "In any case, I'm not going to do anything unsavoury towards Oichi. So she's off limits." He said in a tone of finality. No one bothers to argue back (Muramatsu is staring sharply at everyone. I wonder since when he become so protective towards Oichi-san). Itona-kun move the RC away from the rest room. We switched our target from Oichi-san to the girls outside. I look out the window. They are playing kill badminton. The RC moves out the door, only to stumble down the steps. A moment of shocked silence, before Kimura-kun run out the door to recover it.

Takebayashi-kun touches his chin thoughtfully. "Shouldn't its suspension be able to handle uneven surfaces?"

"I'll come up with something," Yoshida-kun pointed his thumb at himself. "I know a little about drive systems and metalworking."

"The light khaki colour for the frame stands out too much, doesn't it?" Maehara-kun observes."

"That's combat camouflage. It's got to blend into the school environment, or the target might notice it." Takebayashi-kun said.

Sugaya-kun pull out his brushes. "I'm on it. School camouflage, I'll paint it up."

"A radio controlled vehicle is different in size from a human. I'll walk around and draw up a map so it can move around comfortably." Maehara-kun patted his thigh.

"You can't fight a war with an empty stomach. I'll go make something," Muramatsu-kun stepped out from the room. He will definitely go to the all purpose room to cook. Isogai-kun and I can only watch helplessly. I can't help but thought that Itona-kun is fitting in just fine. There is no need to worry for the unsociable Itona-kun. Perversion, assassination and craftsmanship. He took a firm hold of the guys' taste and drew a crowd. And then Itona-kun smiles. Right now he is having fun with his comrades. What could possibly the first positive human interaction he had in a long time. I could only imagine what it feels like living under Shiro's control.

It was when Terasaka-kun tried to take the controller when all hell breaks loose. A weasel appeared out of nowhere. We attacked by shooting BB bullets at it but it did nothing. We can only watch in horror as the animal retaliated. It gnaws, claws and overall trash around the poor RC. After the carnage have ended, Kimura-kun went to retrieve whatever left. The look on the guys' faces was heart wrenching. A driver and a gunner must be assigned to avoid another tragedy like this. Chiba-kun is selected. He reluctantly accepts.

Itona-kun calmly picks up the RC. "Mistakes are all part of the development process." He scribbled something on it with a marker. "Itona 1 may have been a dud, but we'll spin it into something stronger. It's okay if I fail 100 times. I'll kill him for sure." Then he looked up to us. "Hope I can count on you." Everyone in the room have a smile on their faces. Each of us voiced their affirmation. We will help each other out to kill Koro-sensei. Bloodlust is what bind us together. This will be fun.

"All right!" Okajima-kun pumped up his fist to the air. "By March, we'll look up the girls' skirts with this thing!"

"Oh really?"

We all turn around to see Oichi-san standing on the doorstep, holding a nervous looking Muramatsu-kun by the arm. Behind her are Kataoka-san and the rest of the girls. I can hear Okajima-kun swallowed.

I spoke too soon.

Hell is about to break lose now.

September XX 20XX

Dear Diary,

The boys are being stupid again. With Horibe-san as their central figure, they are planning to take panty shots of the girls' underwear. They put modifications on a toy tank for that purpose. They insisted that it's for assassination but us girls clearly heard what Okajima said. Isogai-san and Shiota-san did not participate in the planning so those two are of the hook. Muramatsu however, did take part. Chika is so disappointed in him. Chika caught him giggling to himself at the all purpose room. After questioning him, Chika learned of the boys' planned. Then Chika contacted Kataoka-san. The rest is history. Muramatsu swore that he stick up to Chika. Ritsu, who heard everything, confirms it. Chika will cut him some slack. Chika is still angry though. Okajima is giving Chika perverted stares all day. Chika should shove him to one of Chika's traps in the near future.

Still related to panties, Karasuma-sensei told Chika that the Department of Defence will release a fake statement about the underwear theft spree. Since they can't do anything about Shiro, they will have to make up an imaginary person as the thief. Who is Shiro anyways? How did he get so much power from the government? On the bright side, Karasuma-sensei retrieved all underwear that have been stolen. They are to be handed to the police and from there, victims would be contacted. Chika doubt that Toshiko-nee would take those back. At least she will sleep a little better. A white lie is still better than nothing. Not ideal but what can you do?

Horibe-san revealed another weakness to us. Koro-sensei's fatal spot is his heart. Obviously. The heart is located right under his tie. Aren't octopuses supposed to have three hearts?

Kimura-san have been coughing a lot today. Have he caught a cold?

Toshiko-nee is planning to go shopping this weekend. Chika will go with her. It will put her mind at ease to some degree.

No mystery calls today. That's good?

Chika's period starts today. What a pain.

Toshiko-nee cooked pot au feu for tonight's dinner. She tried to give it a Japanese twist by adding soy sauce, karashi and sichimi togarashi. Too much twist.

Chika finished the workbook. Chika should buy a new one.

Chika will go to the city library this weekend. Which one should Chika get, Diary? Frankenstein or Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?

Chika is reading Enchanted April by Elizabeth von Arnim when Kayano-san gasped loudly. When one letting out such a loud noise, you can't help to turn your head. What is it that makes Kayano-san so worked up? She and Kanzaki-san are standing over Kimura-san's desk. She can only see the back of Kimura-san's head, so Chika don't know what kind of expression he wore.

"Justice?! I totally thought it was Masayoshi?" Kayano-san looked at Kimura-san in shock. Masayoshi? Justice? Ah, are they talking about names.

"Everyone is generous enough to read it that way," Kimura-san said tiredly. "And I asked Koro-sensei to call me that too."

"Sure made us nervous! Hearing your name in the entrance ceremony!" Sugaya-san said, hoping to lighten the mood. Kimura Justice... It sounds very strong indeed. Chika already met Officer Kimura. He does takes his job seriously.

Kimura-san lowered his head in shame, "I hate the thought of another public execution come graduation. And my parents would smack me if I complained. I bet they didn't about how much a kid could get teased in school."

Hazama-san, out of her character, approached Kimura-san. "That's parents for you." She place a hand on his table and leaned closer. "Me- With this face, I'm Kirara. Kirara! Do I look like a Kirara to you?" Kimura-san shook his head nervously. "My mother's head is full of fairy tales. If she doesn't like something, she immediately get historical and throw tantrums. Growing up in a stressful home like that... There's no way I could grow up cute like my name."

That... Certainly explains some things about Kirara-san's disposition.

This time it was Akabane-san to join. "It must be rough for you guys. Having weird names like that."

This time everyone look at the redhead. Chika put down her book. Akabane-san... Your name is Karma. Karma. That is a name only a manga character would have, as Fuwa-san pointed out to her weeks ago. (Or maybe they are living in a manga. Who knows?)

"Oh me? I actually like my name. Sometimes, a parents' weird sense would get passed down to their kids."

Parents... Her parents named her Chika, with the kanji 智 (wisdom/intellect) and 佳 (good/excel). An excellent, smart child. Typical. Toshiko-nee's name use 俊 (genius/distinct) and 子 (child). A genius child. She doesn't know what to make of their parents' naming sense. Names... Writers tend to pick meaningful names for their characters, as a hint to their personality, history or allegiance. Certain people like GRRM give the same name to multiple characters.

"I'm not satisfied with my name either," Koro-sensei suddenly appears.

"But you like yours, don't you Koro-sensei? Kayano gave it to you?" Sugino-san pointed out.

"I am troubled because I like it," Koro-sensei glances to the other two teachers in the room. Karasuma-sensei is talking to Isogai-san and Bitchirina-sensei to Yada-san. "There are still two people who won't call me by that name." The two adults tensed. "Karasuma-sensei calls me "Hey" or "You". We're not some old married couple you know!" Koro-sensei sulks in the corner, wiping tears with a handkerchief.

Karasuma-sensei and Bitchirina-sensei refuses to meet anyone's gaze. "But it's embarrassing for adults to say 'Koro-sensei!'" Bitchirina-sensei complained. Board Chairman have no trouble saying it. She guessed it depends on the person.

"Then why don't we call each other by codename instead?" Yada-san proposed. "We make new names for everyone. Like the assassins we met on the southern island. Wouldn't that be cool?" Honestly, Chika don't know that many assassins. Aside from Bitchirina-sensei and those three, there's the sniper Red Eye. And God of Death. But they never see him in person so they don't count.

"I see. Good idea!" Koro-sensei sounds eager with the idea. "Here's what we'll do!" He hands around strips of paper for everyone with Mach 20 speed. "Everyone will each write a suggestion for the whole group. Sensei will pull out at random, and that will be your codename for the day." He pull out a lottery box next. "Everyone can also train their naming sense when they become a parent with this exercise. Oh, and you cannot write down a suggestion for yourself!"

Chika looked down on the strips of paper. 30 names in what? 10 minutes? It will be more efficient to write down the first thing that come up in mind. Chika start to jot down the letters.

Akabane-san - Red Baron (His fighting skills and red hair reminds her of Manfred von Richthofen, the German ace pilot from WW1)

Isogai-san - Sprout (No matter how you look at it, his hair antennas do look like a sprout)

Okajima - Perverted Clown (Self explanatory)

Okano-san - Killer Legs (She really does have pretty legs. Bonus point for using them for assassination)

Okuda-san - Walking Destruction (Chika is genuinely impressed of the number of poison/invention she cooked up over time)

Kataoka-san - Captain (She is really good at leading others. Chika still remember how she led the team during the basketball game)

Kayano-san - Green Bunny (Something about her hairstyle reminds her of rabbit...)

Kanzaki-san - Yamato Nadeshiko (She is the closest thing to the ideal Japanese woman that Chika know of)

Kurahashi-san - Bundle of Positivity (She is able to set you at ease and energetic at the same time)

Shiota-san - Dark Horse (He always surprises people)

Sugaya-san - Future Takashi Murakami (Sugaya-san excels in many form of art. His henna art reminds her of Takashi Murakami. It was cheerful and pretty).

Sugino-san - Sports Manga Protagonist (Fuwa-san really have rubbed on her)

Takebayashi-kun - Master (He keeps reminding Ritsu to call him that when she's cosplaying as a maid).

Chiba-san - Slowpoke (Chika already knows that there's something going on between him and Hayami-san. Why haven't they take it up a notch yet?!)

Terasaka - Big Guy (Again, self explanatory)

Nakamura-san - Little Devil (The blonde do show devilish quality from time to time)

Hazama-san - Hecate (After the Greek goddess of magic. Hecate herself have dark colour scheme)

Hayami-san - Be More Aggressive (These two snipers really need a push...)

Hara-san - Ultimate Mother (Chika really got to stop thinking of her as 'Mother' but Hara-san really is the ultimate maternal figure.)

Fuwa-san - Fellow Fourth Wall Observer (So good to have a comrade)

Maehara-san - Cliche Playboy Character (He ticks all the requirements for the playboy bishounen character in shoujo mangas)

Mimura-san - Future Akira Kurosawa (Chika knows how much Mimura-san want to enter the film industry. He will surely be someone in the future)

Muramatsu - Buddy (It feels so good to write that down)

Yoshida - Magic Hair (How did he put all those hair inside a helmet?)

Ritsu - Better than Siri (She is an AI with better technology than most electronics today)

Horibe-san - Horrible (The English word 'horrible' sounds similar to Horibe, don't you think?)

Bitchirina-sensei - Aphrodite (She is incredibly beautiful and sensual. Hopefully Chika didn't anger a certain goddess by writing this)

Karasuma-sensei - Bishamonten (The god of war and punisher of evil doers. That's our Karasuma-sensei)

After everyone is finished, Koro-sensei gather everyone's slips. He put them in the box. They watch him shake the box around. Everyone listened with bated breath as he read out the names.

"...And Oichi-san's codename will be..."

"Baseball freak! Baseball freak! Do you see any movements from the target?"

"Nothing yet, Artsy Beanpole. 'Straightlace' is hiding near a lone pine tree. Poor Committee Member's team will close in on Straightlace from behind through the marsh."

The radio crackles once as a new voice joins them. "Baseball freak, Artsy Beanpole. Straighlace is already on the move. He is heading towards the cliffs instead."

"Roger that. Keep an eye on the ground, Sister Complex."

"Mushroom Director here. Flouncy Stag Beetle and I failed to ambush Straightlace."

"Homebase, Loofah and Picture Book Graduate. Do you copy? Surround him."

"Copy that, Sister Complex."

BANG

"That's Pseudo Takaoka. Poison Glasses and Forever 0, did you get him?"

"Sorry, Sister Complex! He noticed us! Stern Lecture's team is chasing him right now!"

"End of Perversion and This Manga is Awesome! are guarding the rear. What about Amazing Monkey and Scrunchies & Boobs?"

"They're with me, Baseball Freak. Oh- Straightlace is heading towards you, Adult Game Protagonist."

"Stay hidden, Sister Complex. Half of Middle 2 have blocked off the escape route. We're counting on you, Adult Game Protagonist."

BANG

"Now! JUSTICE!"

BANG BANG BANG BANG

"So, how was it? How did you feel spending your first hour with code names?" Koro-sensei asked the whole class.

"It was really hurtful," Everyone except Chika, Hazama-san, Ritsu and Akabane-san groans. Hazama-san really like her codename, The Darkness of Class E. She cackled like a witch when Koro-sensei read it out loud. Ritz didn't really understand (Moe Box must be Takebayashi-kun's idea) Chika herself is in the middle of resisting the urge to throw her pen at someone. Who came up with her code name?! It couldn't be Kayano-san or Muramatsu, that's for sure. She won't deny that her love for Yoshiko-Nee is strong but not like that. How dare they?!

"Koro-sensei, why was I the only one to keep their real name?" Kimura-san asked.

"Because I knew the details of today's physical training. With your mobility, I thought you would play an active role today," Koro-sensei explained. He can even predict what they are going to plan simply by looking at the lesson plans? Their teacher sure is scary. Chika wonder if she can analyse something to the same degree as Koro-sensei. Probably not. "For a cool, decisive moment like before, Even with the name 'Justice', it fits the situation perfectly, right?"

Kimura-san looks thoughtful.

"To make you feel better, I'll tell you this, Kimura-kun. Your name should be relatively easy to file for a name change," Koro-sensei held out some sort of form. "It's extremely difficult to read and you already use the easy to read name. You've fulfilled most of the name change requirements. But you know, Kimura-kun... If you were to kill me, I'm sure the world will interpret your name this way. 'Justice Indeed' They'll say it's a name befitting a hero that saved the world. Honestly, there is little meaning to the splendid names given to you by your parents. What does have meaning... Is what that person behind that name does during their actual lifetime. The name doesn't make the person. The name simply remains gently within the footprint left on the path a person walks."

He show the class the target sheet Karasuma-sensei wore earlier. "Just a little while longer... That name... Why not carefully hold onto it? At least until the matter of assassination is settled, yes?"

Kimura-san look down on his two Anti Sensei pistols. "Sure... Why not?"

Koro-sensei's words made her wonder. Children... Chika never thought about that before. Does she want children? Will she be a good mother? Children is a whole different level of work. Can she handle that? Chika won't mind to have a daughter like Toshiko-nee... No... Upon retrospect, a hyperactive little Toshiko-nee would be too much for her. She would undoubtedly be adorable though. If she have any daughters, Chika will have an inkling of what she's doing. She know next to nothing about raising boys.

"Now then, today was a day of using codenames, correct?" Koro-sensei turn towards the blackboard. "I also will introduce my codename, so...," He write something on the blackboard. "Please call me by this name from hereon." He moves to the side, revealing his codename.

The Imperial Prince of Fate of the Eternal Wind.

The way Koro-sensei smirked after that is the last push. Instantly the class turn to a battlefield (?) as everyone shoot bullets at their teacher.

Chika remains in her seat, watching the carnage unfold. Assassination is not what she had in mind right now. After the assassination ended... What will she do? What kind of things she want to do? What does she want to make of her life? What do she want to leave behind?

What kind of person Chika wanted herself to become?

This chapter takes place from chapter 88 - 89

I apologise for the brief code name segment. I'm in a rut at the moment.

The old school building is pretty small. I think it would be logical if there is an all purpose room for certain classes (Art, Home Economics, Science, etc).

Karashi = Japanese mustard

Sichimi togarashi = Seven taste chilli pepper

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