Go Out With A Smile
Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Assassination Classroom
Original Character
Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, Class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of one year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...
Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)
Note: Title may change
Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu
Chapter 34
September XX 20XX
Dear Diary,
We won!
It was very nerve wrecking, watching the boys. There were a few close calls where they could get seriously injured. Thankfully it didn't come to that. Chika can tell that Class A didn't expect to lose. It must be a very bitter pill for them to swallow. Considering that we already beat them in the first end-of-term test. Isogai-san will be able to resume his part time work again after this. Good for him.
We managed to win a few games. Chika won the stretcher race together with Takebayashi-kun and Okuda-san. It felt good. Kimura-san won the 100 m dash. Hara-san snatched first place in bread eating contest. (The leftover bread was given to Isogai-san). Kayano-san won the crawling race. She moves like an eel. So slimy like Koro-sensei's tentacles. The general population of Kunugigaoka seems to view us favourably now after our victory. Chika wonders how long it will last. Chika's classmates seems happy with the change though.
Things supposed to calm down now and yet Chika feel restless.
Maybe Chika is too pessimistic... But Chika can't help what she's feeling. Earlier Chika saw Board Chairman observing us from his office. Considering how troublesome the baseball game have become thanks to his meddling, Chika truly fear what will come next. That man hurt the foreign exchange students, Diary!
Well, it's not like Chika actually saw him raise a hand at them... But the implications are too obvious to ignore. We will see. Chika saw Asano-san giving orders to the medical officers. Chika was worried that he got hurt as well but he didn't. Thank God.
Chika's stomach have yet to calm down.
Let's change the subject shall we? Chika knows she's not being subtle. Don't rub it in, Diary.
So... Chika have a confession to make.
Here goes.
Okay
Yeah
Chika is going to write it.
Don't rush Chika, Diary!
Yes, yes, Chika is doing it.
Um
Fine!
This is it!
No turning back!
Are you ready?!
Chika is going to write it!
Ready?
Chika wrote R-18!
THERE! CHIKA FINALLY SAID IT!
Chika wrote a NOT PG story. A fiction based on a government agent and an assassin- Fine! Fine! Chika admitted it! It was based on Karasuma-sensei and Irina-sensei! Chika used different names!
...
Fine. Chika used their initials.
It's not like it have sex scenes- Okay, it have steamy scenes here and there. But not! You know! Actual penetration!
Gosh, writing that word is embarrassing.
The story is still developing. Chika will take her sweet time with it. Huh? References?
...
Chika did not get her reference from FSOG if that's what you're thinking, Diary.
...
Okay, okay. Chika read R-18 fanfics. It's really hard to find hetero smut in the internet. So many yaoi and yuri stories. Chika wonder if some positions described in the stories are humanly possible. No way Chika would ask Irina-sensei about it.
...
Maybe because half of these stories were written by girls and boys Chika's age?
It's possible.
Chika wonder if Fuwa-san knows about fan fictions. If she did, she won't be able to look at her shounen manga the same again. Does Takebayashi-kun knows too? It's amazing though, how every single series in existence seems to have a fanfic. The most popular pairings in Chika's feed are those characters from the swimming anime... And that anime about murderous genius high school students. It have a black and white bear robot as its mascot. Rillakuma is still cuter. And dear God! The ninja manga one!
And those are just examples of Japanese media. There's the Sherlock X Watson pairing... Incestuous monster slayers and occasional threesome with an angel... A romantic brotherhood between superpowered American soldier and his brainwashed slash amnesiac childhood friend. Western fandoms are just as- What's the term? Thirsty as their Eastern counterpart.
Let Chika tell you, Diary. It was a wild ride.
The world of fandom is simply amazing.
So Chika finally wrote a M rated story. There's that.
Toshiko-nee was so excited when Chika told her about the athletic festival. Her favourite part is the cheerleading competition. She made some sort of tortilla wrap filled with meat and chocolate. She even put small firework candles.
This is so embarrassing. Chika is turning in for tonight. Good night, Diary!
P.S. Of course Chika have deleted her search history. Toshiko-nee would have a field day if she finds out. Chika is not a fool, Diary.
A majority of her classmates have forgotten due to the whole boutaoshi mess but the second semester midterms is here. The elation over their victory soon wore off. Koro-sensei is filled with even more determination these days. They are going to beat Class A on paper for the second time. Chika can't say she didn't agree with Koro-sensei. This time she is determined to climb up the rankings. Top 15 sounds pretty good. And this time she will raise her score in social studies!
Though... Is it just her or everyone seems tense? Chika can't quite observe everyone (nor she have the time really) since Koro-sensei keep building walls around her using his Mach 20 speed. Shoot, his speed must have increased again. That or he brought his trademark cloning skills to a new height. Speaking of heights, Karasuma-sensei have decided to take their training up a notch. They are going to get even more busier. Koro-sensei requested Bitchirina-sensei to increase the difficulty of her lessons as well. Which means the kissings will be even more frequent. (Chika is now at 10 hits level.)
The atmosphere felt tense... But it's different from the first term. It felt... Muddled. There are even less assassinations than usual. As if they are too tired to plot... And Koro-sensei just. Can't. And. Won't. Stay. Still. Everyone have a troubled expressions on their faces. Everyone except her, Akabane-san and Ritsu. Ritsu being Ritsu and Akabane-san... Well, he actually seems more concerned with the upcoming tests. Which is out of character of him. Or maybe Chika really don't know him at all. Based on her observation from the last few days, Akabane-san have done more work than usual. Koro-sensei likes to push him thanks to his intelligence but Chika have noticed that he seems to be more... Focused nowadays. Determined even?
Chika don't have time to dwell into it. She need to focus on her objective and efforts. Otherwise Koro-sensei will lecture them. Last time he promised them his tentacles. What kind of reward will they get this time? Chika pressed her pen against her lips. It would be great if he reveal to them another of his weakness... Or a favour. Chika would love to get him read out aloud FSOG and record it. Then blackmail him with it... That would be so embarrassing Koro-sensei would want to die.
The sound of the school bell ringing never sounds sweeter. The students poured out from the school building. Chika can't wait to go to the supermarket. She still have to stay away from anything yellow though. Maybe something pink... Toshiko-nee love that colour. Salmon? Yes, definitely salmon. Salmon teriyaki it is.
"...but you know, shouldn't we be concentrating on our studies right now?" Yada-san's question brought her back to reality. "There are only 5 months left, you know? Isn't it more important to improve our assassination skills?"
"...We have no choice," Yoshida said bitterly, "Unless we take care of our studies, the octopus won't show up anymore."
Everyone frowned. They don't have any choices here. Personally, Chika thinks that assassination can take the back seat momentarily. They will be able to focus on it again after the tests. Killing Koro-sensei is their job, but so is studying. Both are equally important. To neglect one in favour of the other is out of the question. But Chika is the only to think that. To voice her opinion here would only spark a debate. Akabane-san simply yawns and leave them all behind.
Okajima suddenly let out a chuckle. "Don't worry too much about it, guys. Leave it to me. I came up with a neat idea." Everyone looked at him in puzzlement. Kataoka-san more of suspicion. Okajima brought them to the edge of the mountain. Not quite the bottom but low enough to be right next of the housings. In fact, it's short enough distance to jump over. Okajima jumped onto a roof like a ninja. "I trail blazed an awesome route to school," He said to them. "If we use free running to move along the building rooftops from here, we can arrive at the next train station without hardly touching the ground. We can train, just from going to school. Let's all go this way starting today."
"Eh? Isn't this dangerous? If we fell...," Kurahashi-san sounds so concerned. Honestly? So is Chika.
"She's right. Karasuma-sensei even told us not to do this outside of the rear mountains," Kataoka-san reminds them.
"It's fine~!" Okajima dismisses her. "I tried going, and there wasn't a single area that was difficult. The way we're trained now, it's a cinch." That maybe true but... What if they got into an accident? Or someone sees them? Word will spread if someone spotted a group of middle schoolers attempting stunts like that. And they are still wearing their uniforms. Board Chairman would hear about it- Worse, Asano-san would hear about it. Karasuma-sensei already have enough to deal with... She don't want to add it.
Most of her classmates seems to be on board with the idea. In the end, the only ones not going are her, Hara-san, Kanzaki-san, Kayano-san, Okuda-san, Kurahashi-san and Hazama-san. Akabane-san already left them earlier. Kataoka-san and Isogai-san looked extremely reluctant but went anyway.
The remaining students make their way to the base of the mountain. They idly chit chat on the way. It's more like listening in Chika's and Hazama-san's case. Hazama-san split up with the group since her home is on the other direction. The six girls passes the baseball field.
"Oh hey! Class E!"
The girls simply glances to the side. It is most likely some trolls or something...
"Great job with the athletic festival!" It's not a troll. It's Shindou-san. That caused Chika to pause in her steps. He jog towards them. The thing that separates them now is the metallic fence. Shindou-san is wearing his baseball uniform. Is it okay to chat with them in the middle of club activity? "You're the girl who won the bread eating race right?" He looked at Hara-san.
"That's right!" Hara-san answered happily.
Shindou-san grins. "You guys did a very good job the other day. We were so impressed." He looks around. "Hey, is it just you? Where are Sugino and the rest of the boys?"
"They went the other way," Kayano-san answered. They are not lying...
"Hey, you're the chibi who won the crawling race," One of Shindou-san's teammate come up behind him. "...Your body really don't have any resistance..."
Kayano-san hissed in anger. "What's that supposed to mean?!"
Shindou-san laughed awkwardly. "Uh- So how did you guys get so strong? Special training or something? That kid with the bandanna have an insane jump."
"You'll get stronger if you hike a mountain everyday," Kurahashi-san answered cheerfully. "There are wild animals, slides and occasional perverts there. You'll eventually adapt."
Shindou-san stares at them. "...huh...," Chika can't tell if they buy it or not.
"Shindou-san, have the foreign students returned to their home country?" She asks. It's not the most subtle effort to change the subject, but Chika is genuinely curious.
"Oh them?" Shindou-san turned to her. "They sure are something else aren't they? Well, as the matter of fact, no one saw them again after the athletic festival. They simply don't show up at class anymore, even though they still have a few days left. Asano-san only said that they each have urgent matters to attend to, so they took their leave earlier. It was rather abrupt when I think about it."
"I see...," Chika wonder how far Board Chairman goes. They could be anywhere by now. The hospital, the airport, or probably back home. "Thank you."
The boy simply shrug. "No problem. I better get back to training now. Keep up the good work, Class E!" Shindou-san wave at them before going back.
They watch him and his teammate leave.
"He's a pretty decent guy," Kurahashi-san commented.
Chika simply nods.
September XX 20XX
Dear Diary,
Chika can't believe it, Diary.
They really did it.
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT.
They caused an accident.
An old man got hurt.
His leg is fractured.
Chika can't even right now.
Koro-sensei was so angry. Black rage. He actually slapped everyone present at the scene. He went to apologise to the old man later on. Muramatsu just told Chika everything over the phone. Karasuma-sensei will pay for the old man's medical bills. (We're so very very very sorry, Sensei). To make it up to the old man, Class E will work at his daycare for free. For the next two weeks. There will be no class or study sessions. No excuses. Apparently they tried to reason with Koro-sensei. Assassination is more important than studying... Only 5 months left... It's something that Koro-sensei would want...
Koro-sensei called Class E to be just as arrogant as the people in main school building.
Harsh
But it does hold truth.
Maybe things would have turn differently if Chika said something earlier... When Okajima have this brilliant idea to go free running in public... We can't turn back time. We have to face the consequences of our actions.
Still...
The old man, Munakata-san, run a nursery. Nursery means kids right? And babies? Chika never really interacted with kids before... Will it go all right? Do you reckon I should ask Toshiko-nee about it? Chika don't want to make her curious but...
Uh oh. She's here. Wish me luck!
Toshiko POV
Chika-chan's cooking is simply to die for! I can't believe my luck of having her as my little sister! God must have sent her to me to balance our dysfunctional family! The menu for tonight is salmon teriyaki, white rice, pickled vegetables, and miso soup. So Japanese-y. Before Chika, I usually just buy something from the convenience store. I swear, Chika is good for my health. I will be so sad when the time comes when she become independent... But for now, I want to enjoy this moment.
"Nee-san?" Chika-chan looked at me.
I smiled widely at my dearest sister. "Yes, Chika-chan?"
"What was I like when I was a baby and a toddler?
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God!
Memories start to flood my head. Newborn Chika-chan. Baby Chika-chan holding onto my finger rightly. Baby Chika-chan flailing her chubby arms and legs. Baby Chika-chan who would smile every time we play 'peek-a-boo'. Baby Chika-chan first learning to crawl. Baby Chika-chan trying to follow me everywhere when she learn how to walk. Baby Chika-chan saying her first words...
"Nee-Nee!"
"I can't! I can't! You were just too much!" I reached out and cupped her cheeks. "You are soooooo cute back then! I could spend hours just staring at you back then! Your cheeks were the softest things I ever touched. Still are!" I mushed her cheeks. "You love to cuddle with your teddy bear. I guess that's where your love for Rillakuma came from? You would cry when we took away your teddy." I continue to blabber. "There was that one time when you ate a crayon- Oh God I was so worried!"
Chika-chan simply stares at me. "Nee-san. Was I a difficult child back then?"
I gasped in horror. "No- No! Chika-chan! You are not a difficult child! Taking care of a kid is difficult but nevernevernevernever think for one second that you're difficult. All kids are equally challenging. That's just how raising kids are." I ruffled her hair. "Mind you, taking care of you is the happiest part of my childhood. I love you, kiddo."
Chika-chan nodded. "I love you too, Nee-san."
I squealed in delight. "Aw! I love you too! Why don't you call me Nee-Nee once in a while? That's how you used to call me years ago! No- On second thought, don't. My heart won't be able to take it!"
Chika-chan looked at me. "Nee-Nee."
I died.
This chapter takes place from chapter 95.
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