Chapter 3
Welp Chapter 3's here.
Deidara: "This chapter is my favorite, un."
Sasori: "I must agree…"
Hidan: "What the fuck? When do I get my screen time?"
Kakuzu: "Shut up, Hidan."
Well I hope this doesn't give away too much of what's gonna happen :P
Ryou: "Hidan you will get your chance, just calm down."
Hidan: "You better not be fucking kidding."
Kakuzu: "Somebody needs a timeout."
Hehe Kakuzu… welp here we go!
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe." Tobi sang running around outside, his Ipod plugged into his ears. "SO CALL ME MAYBE!" Mew floated around enjoying the fresh air. It was about time Tobi got outside.
"Muk…" Tobi's Muk slowly moved across the grass toward Ditto. To Muk the Ditto was beautiful. "Muk?" Muk asked the Ditto for a dance. Ditto started to blush (If that's possible)
"Ditto… Ditto." Ditto and Muk took each others glop hands and started to 'dance' if that's what you want to call it.
"And all the other boys try to chase me, but here's my number so call me maybe!" Tobi continued to sing, giving the Muk and Ditto something to dance to. Tobi stopped his singing, hearing a faint nose. He turned around, and jumped.
"Hello." Zetsu said to Tobi.
"Tobi you look shocked to see me!" Zetsu added with a grin. Tobi let out a breath.
"Zetsu-san! Tobi was hoping you would drop by. Tobi wants you to hear his new song!" Tobi pushed the replay button on his Ipod and took in a deep breath.
"On no, I must be going."
"We don't wanna hear your awful singing." With that Zetsu hurried away, not even looking back. Tobi sighed, falling to the ground.
"Why must Tobi always screw up?" Tobi asked himself seeing Mew fly over him. "Baby!" Tobi jumped up, and chased after his sexy pink Pokemon. If there was a word for loving a Pokemon, Tobi would be the definition. "Baby?" Tobi asked, losing track of Mew. Then he spotted Ditto and Muk dancing.
"Muk… Muk?" Muk asked avoiding Ditto's eyes. Ditto smiled.
"Ditto!" Tobi jumped onto the Pokemon.
"Tobi wants to feel loved!" Ditto and Muk slid away from Tobi, looking for an escape.
"No, come back!" Tobi reached out for them, but they slithered away too quickly. "Awe, Tobi is sad."
Meanwhile, Deidara was training for his battle. Today Deidara was planning on going up against the first gym. He needed to train a lot harder before facing her though.
"Claydol, use Earthquake!" Deidara commanded. The Claydol used its powerful attack, shaking the ground Deidara stood on.
"Look at that ass…" Sasori mumbled to himself, staring at Deidara's butt.
"What the fuck? What kind of lame ass move is Deidara using?" Hidan asked, throwing his hands in the air. "If that were me, I would kick Tsunade's ass hard! Then fuck her!" Sasori looked at the Jashinistic freak. Kakuzu stared anywhere but Hidan.
"Hidan, shut up." Sasori growled, turning back to his partner. Hidan looked at Sasori, taken aback. Hidan crawled closer to Sasori.
"What was that?" Hidan hissed. Sasori looked at the young silver haired boy, his eyes growing dark. Before anything could happen, Kakuzu pulled Hidan away from Sasori.
"Just watch Deidara train." Kakuzu said harshly into Hidan's ear. Hidan sat back, crossing his arms like a small child.
"Did you see that move Danna, un?" Deidara asked Sasori a little out of breath. Sasori nodded, smiling slightly. Deidara lit up immediately. "Claydol follow it up with Rapid Spin!" The Claydol started to spin, and ran straight into the target.
"Good job, brat." Sasori said, giving victory to Deidara. Deidara returned his Claydol, and took a seat beside Sasori panting.
"I think I can beat her, un." Deidara said, smiling brightly. Sasori nodded, not wanting to say anything else. Hidan grumbled to himself angrily, while Kakuzu started to count his fingers. Itachi and Kisame were missing, probably doing their 'list'.
"Hello!" Kisame shouted, running to everyone, Itachi slowly following. Kisame stopped in front of the trainers. "I bought some supplies." Kisame dropped a boat load of items in front of them. "There's potions, paralyze heals, and everything else you could want." Deidara took a few of each. They would come in handy against Tsunade.
"I chose out the potions." Itachi added. Kisame laughed heartily.
"He's right! I wanted to buy all the cute little accessories. See!" Kisame threw up his pokeball. His Sharpedo appeared in the water, dressed in a small pink dress and a bonnet. "Look at how cute he is." Kisame squealed. Itachi shook his head. Hidan started to laugh.
"He looks like a fucking pussy!" Hidan fell over from laughing. Kisame was already in the water, comforting his Sharpedo.
"You hurt his feelings." Kisame said angrily, making Hidan laugh harder.
"We're going for a walk." Kakuzu grumbled, pulling Hidan with him. The one thing Kakuzu hated worse than Hidan's loud mouth, was Hidan's loud mouth hurting others feelings. Sure Kakuzu wasn't all that nice himself, but he didn't want to hurt his 'friends' feelings, and he wanted some alone time with his sexy shirtless partner.
"We should all rest up for the big battle tomorrow." Itachi said, his eyes darting from person to person. Kisame jumped out of the water, returning Sharpedo.
"Yeah, I'm beat." He yawned walking toward the poke center. Itachi looked at Sasori and Deidara and followed Kisame.
"We should go too." Sasori said. Deidara grabbed his arm.
"Danna… I have another idea, un." Sasori stared at his blonde partner a little shocked. "Follow me." Sasori followed Deidara mostly by force. Deidara led him through the small bushel of trees and into a small area. It had a small tent set up, and a fire burning.
"Deidara, what is this?" Sasori asked looking around. Deidara giggled, walking toward the tent.
"Come into the tent, and I'll show you what this is." Deidara disappeared into the tent. Sasori was hesitant. He had no idea what his blonde bombshell had in store. He gulped, entering the tent. He stared at Deidara, who was lying under the covers.
"Brat, what's going on?" Sasori asked, his voice quivering slightly. Deidara grinned.
"Danna, un…" Deidara's voice was quiet and thoughtful. "Come under the covers, I have a surprise for you, un." Deidara hid under the massive pile of blankets.
"Brat!" Sasori complained, climbing under the pile. He searched for Deidara, unable to locate the other body.
"Boo, un." Deidara whispered into Sasori's ear. The shocked red head froze in his spot. "Danna, you know what I want." Deidara said hauntingly. "I want you, un." Deidara was not in front of Sasori. Sasori stared at him, his body numb.
"Brat…" Sasori could barely speak. He wasn't sure what he was feeling. Deidara pulled Sasori in close, only inches from their lips touching.
"I hope you like being on the bottom, un." Deidara said teasingly, pulling their lips together. The kiss was heavenly. Sasori had been waiting for Deidara for so long. The first day they met, Sasori promised he would be with Deidara forever, whether or not Deidara loved him. Sasori pulled away realizing what Deidara meant by on bottom.
"Your on bottom, brat." Sasori said, pushing Deidara to the ground. Deidara grinned, relieved by this. He preferred being on bottom anyways. Inch by inch Sasori and Deidara's clothes came off. Before they knew it, there naked bodies rested against one another. Deidara didn't know, but this was Sasori's first time.
"Danna, are you ready, un?" Sasori took in a deep breath. Deidara's ass was in front of him, making Sasori's dick harden by the second. He couldn't wait any longer to ram into that.
"Are you ready, brat?" Sasori asked holding Deidara's ass still. Deidara grinned, nodding his head. Sasori was shaking slightly, but in one quick motion he shoved his hardened dick into Deidara's ass. Deidara screamed out, both from pain and pleasure.
"Harder Danna, un!" Deidara screamed out. Sasori took in a deep breath, and pounded his ass harder. The feeling on Sasori's end was incredible. The tight space hugged his dick so tightly; it felt tingles run through it.
"Deidara, I love you!"
Meanwhile, Kimimaro wandered into the town. He was in search of some new trainers that perked his interest. One in particular, a certain Itachi was it. Kimimaro had heard stories about the Uchiha who tried to steal every single Pokemon from his clan members. Kimimaro wanted to see this boy's strength.
"Itachi, wait!" Kisame yelled running after his speeding partner. Itachi was in a hurry. There was a geisha show going on tonight and he didn't want to miss it. Kimimaro froze hearing the name of his man. He spotted the red eyed boy run into the Geisha dance studio. A tall fellow with blue haired followed him. Kimimaro also followed, hustling into the building.
He spotted the red eyed boy sitting on the front row of the dance studio. The taller boy sat next to him. Kimimaro made his way toward them, hoping to bring Itachi outside for a small battle.
"Excuse us." A group of females said, pushing Kimimaro along with them. He froze, standing in the middle of the dance floor surrounded by geisha's. "Alright girls, let the dance begin." The Geisha's started to dance, there light steps moving them across the stage. Kimimaro moved toward the steps to get off, but was pushed back by the geisha dancers.
"That's new." Kisame pointed out seeing the estranged white haired man on stage. Itachi nodded, biting into his Dangos. Kimimaro tried once again to get off the stage, but suddenly a geisha stopped him.
"You better dance." She threatened. Kimimaro gulped seeing the woman's fiery eyes. He moved into the middle of the dance floor, and started to shake his hips.
"I think I like this new dancer." Itachi said. Kisame nodded, staring at the white haired man intrigued.
"He is cute." Kisame said, dreamily. Itachi looked at his partner weirded out. Creepy water trainers… Itachi thought to himself indulging himself with dangos.
Meanwhile, back in the tent Deidara and Sasori were lying beside each other panting heavily. They had worked hard, but it was worth it.
"Danna, I love you un." Sasori stared at Deidara, and he stared back. It was the romantic type of silence.
"Brat, I will always love you." Sasori replied, hoping that didn't sound too gushy and cheesy. Deidara grinned ecstatic to hear such pleasant words from Sasori. Deidara closed his eyes, beat from all the excitement. Sasori watched his adorable lover fall asleep. How did I get so lucky?
Agh I know I was supposed to put the battle in but I didn't want to make this chapter too long! And I apologize about the random Tobi beginning… hehe
Tobi: "Tobi wants more screen time!"
Hidan: "Get the fuck out of here! It's my time to shine."
Kakuzu: "You mean our time to shine, right?"
Hidan: "Hell no!"
Ryou: "Um… well I guess maybe in a few chapters…"
Hidan: "A few fucking chapters! Make it now!"
Kakuzu: "Don't worry about him, after his nap he will be better."
Next chapter will have the fight hopefully, and more Kimimaro!
Review please!