Me: hmmm... im feline lazy.

Adrien: you always are...

Me: *checks phone and cracks up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Adrien: what?

Me: someone said this story sucks...

Adrien: that's because it does!

Me: Kinda reminds me of sweets... *taps phone* delete!

Adrien: you deleted the review?

Me: yep *giggles* i just had two exams today, don't need no more negative vibes!

Adrien: wow... you are oddly cheerful.

Me: I've been watching Mew Mew Power.

Adrien: ohhh... that explains it.
Timewasters is not sexy enough to own Miraculous... *put down the card he's reading* seriously?

Me: yep!

Adrien: These Claw-some dares are by these wounderful people:
Guest
Lolliepop Daisy

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Soph was marching cheerfully, she had just had two exams but she felt like she aced them. One of them was a presentation and the other one was ICT, Excel.

She saw Adrien go inside an ice cream shop.
"Nothing like an ice cream and torturing my Dare Puppet after a day of exams!" She cheered and ran inside. Adrien was in the long que. Soph rubbed her hands together evilly.
"Nice! A que and its long! Now i can get to chat to Adrien longer!"
She ran up to Adrien, calling his name.
Adrien turned to look at her and sighed fustratedly.
"Soph, why are you here?" He asked.
"Thought i'd get an icecream after a day of two exams!" She cheered.
"You're oddly cheerful." He noted.
"We'll the exams weren't That hard. Just a presentation and an Exel exam." Soph assured him. Soph smirked.
"So Adrien after icecream should we play a game?" Soph asked. Adrien frowned.
"NO! NO WAY!" Adrien shouted.
"Aww... i'll pay for the ice creams... i'll even get you two!" Soph tried to persuade him, after all Adrien did love treats.
"Fine! Nothing bad ok." He gave in.
"I have no promises!"

After Soph had dared him every dare she had in mind at the time, she decided it was time for action. They had finnished their ice creams and trying to find a cat suit.
After they couldn't find one anywhere, or at least one that was black, Soph decided that she would make one for him.

After an hour of measuring, cutting and sewing, Soph had finnished the costume and rushed Adrien to try it on.

When Adrien had come out of the bathroom, he wore a small badly made kitty onsie. Soph sweatdropped.
"Uhh... you look nice!" She said nervously. He looked like he was going to kill her.
"SOPH!" he shouted.
"Yes, Adrien?" She questioned.
"WHY IS THIS SO SMALL AND RIPPED!?"He demanded.
"Well... i never said i was any good at making clothes, besides you have to wear it for the dare." Soph explained while Adrien growled at her.

Adrien stomped nervously to Marinette, she was in a park with Alya. Soph was with him, but dragged Alya away saying, "get your camera ready, this is going to be good."

"Hi Marinette!" Adrien greeted.
"H-hi A-Adrien." Marinette greeted back.
"I think i can do a Purr-fect Chat Noir impression." He told her.
"T-that's great." She said nervously.
"Wanna see it?" Adrien asked her.
"Sure."
Adrien then started to dance and sing.
"MEW MEW STLYE
MEW MEW GRACE
MEW MEW POWER
IN YOUR FACE!"
Marinette was speechless.
"Uhh... Mew Mew?" She asked.

Alya looked at Soph.
"You've been watching way too much Mew Mew Power to give him a dare like that." She said.
"Yep. Can't help it im obsessed."
"Where did you get those clothes from anyway."
"I made them. And i stitches them so that right about now they would..." she didn't even get to finnish her sentence before the trousers of the onsie fell down and the shirt fell apart.
"Woah... you're evil." Alya noted.
"I know, but Mari loves it!" Soph cheered.

The two was blushing and Adrien was trying to pull his trousers up, but before he could, they fell apart fully. Next he was trying to cover himself with his arms. His Ladybug boxers were revealed. Soph and Alya snickered.

"It was bad enough having to walk home half naked, now you want me to-!" He yelled.
"Chill, it was a dare and if i recall, dares were made to be this evil." She smirked. They were standing outside of the bakery.
"Now go get 'em tiger!" Soph ordered, shoving him inside.

Adrien woundered around for a while, gathering up the courage to do the next dare.
He walked up to the counter. Marinette's dad was behind it.
"Hey, sir, i need to ask you something..." Adrien told him.
"Sure, what is it?" Marinette's dad asked, getting curious.
"Can i marry your daughter?" Adrien asked.

Soph was outside, pretending to observe the bakery goodies. She was spying on Adrien and was snickering.

Marinette's dad was shocked.
"You want to what!?" He shouted.
"I want to marry her." Adrien repeated.
"Im sure she'll want that, but sorry she's alittle young for that and i could've sworn you two weren't dating!"
Adrien blushed a little.
"She will want it?" He muttered.
"Im sorry to bother you with that silly question, maybe in a couple of years time..." he said and walked outside. Soph was fangirling.
"I ship you two so hard!" She squealed.

"Ok i dare you to ask Mari what a period is and if she's on hers!" Soph exclaimed.
"Huh?" Adrien was confused.
"You heard me." Soph snickered. This dare was going to be good.
"What is a period?" Adrien asked seriously.
"Uhh... a period can be lots of things like for me its a lesson- yeah for some reason lessons are called periods in my school." She explained, not wanting to reveal the actual meaning.
"Now go an ask Mari!" She said and shoved him along.

Adrien found Marinette.
"Marinette. I have a question." Adrien said.
"W-what is it?" She asked. Maybe he wanted to ask her out.
"What's a period and are you on yours?" Adrien asked with a smile.
Marinette blushed deep red.
"Uhhh... it's a thing that only girls get... and no im not on mine!" She shouted nervously.
"Huh? But Soph told me it was a lesson..." Adrien said.
"I'd prefer not to say, sorry. You can search it up if you really want to know..."

A while later Soph and Adrien were in the library. Adrien was sat at a computer searching what was unknown to him.
"What... is a... period." He said, typing. He then clicked search and clicked on the first link he saw and read throught it.
"WHAT?!" Adrien yelled.
"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME ASK HER THAT!?" Adrien demanded.
"Sheesh, calm down you still have one more dare to do." Soph told him.

Adrien stomped up to Marinette.
"Sorry for asking you that question earlier... i didn't know it was that... personal." He apologised.
"It's alright. You didn't know, i blame Soph."

From her bush, which was now blue, Soph frowned.
"Why you little!" She muttered.

"I feel like singing for some reason..." Adrien muttered then started to sing to Marinette.
"Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
Don't you give up, nah-nah-nah
I won't give up, nah-nah-nah
Let me love you
Let me love you
Oh baby, baby" he then winked at her.
She was speechless, yet again and started to stutter and blush.
"Uh... i uh... um..." she stuttered.
"Well i gotta go bye!" Adrien said and walked off.
"Bye!" Marinette shouted and waved.

...

Me: i was feline lazy... but i done it... now i can get back to Mew Mew Power.

Adrien: is that all you think about?

Me: nope. I also think about how you and Mari would be a great couple!

Adrien: uhh...

Me: anyway so i said this in a previous chapter- in the actual story not author notes- and i was woundering should i make Mari/Ladybug my new Dare Puppet?

Anyway as usual give Chat or Adrien lots of dares. Or just one, one really helps me.

Adrien: aww... please don't torture me...

Me: silly kitty... i will ALWAYS torture you!