Me: hm... so here's my schedule...
I update one day then come up with ideas the next day (AKA: a break) then i update the day after that then the next day i come up with ideas and repeat.

Chat: not really a schedule if you ask me.

Me: shut up kitty, you're only here to say the disclaimers. I don't pay you to do anything else!

Chat: uh... you don't pay me at all...

Me: whatever... so i wrote a chappie in english it only had one dare though so if you have any beach-styled dares, please do tell.

Chat: so we're going to the beach soon?

Me: i was also playing around with the idea of putting one of my friends in the story... I'm also going with a new stlye of writing-since my friend got confused to who was speaking- so if you like it please do tell and if you prefer the other stlye please do tell.

Chat: she's uh... too Baka? No Stupide (french for stupid, a bit obvious i know) to own Miraculous.
These epic dares were done by these epic people:
LadyKittenZ
Daisy
...

Adrien was by his locker, putting some books and stationary into it.
Soph popped up from out of nowhere.

"OHAIYO BAKA NA NO DA!" Soph greeted loudly.

Adrien though that he was deaf for a second.

"First- where did you come from? And second- what?" Adrien questioned.

"I just came from Tokoyo Mew Mew fanfiction. I forgot you dont speak japanese Na No Da!" Soph explained.

"That explains alot... what's with the 'Na No Da's?" He asked.

"I dont know actually... a character in Tokoyo Mew Mew says it after every sentence so im saying it too. Na No Da!" She told him.

"That's going to get annoying really quick." Adrien muttered.

Adrien then closed his locker and for the first time got a very clear look of what Soph was wearing, ears. Not just any ears though Cat ears.

"I like the ears." He complimented.

"Thanks i bought them online after realising that i was HORRIBLE at making clothing items. Na No Da!" Soph said.

Adrien growled and walked off with Soph chasing after him. When she finally caught up he asked, "do you even go to this school?"

"Nope! I go to a school quite far from here, but im having the day off so i can spend the whole day with you! Na No Da!" She exclaimed.

They turned a corner and Soph went into 'evil planning' mode.

"Sooo... Adrien...Na No Da!" she called.

"Tu es con." Adrien said in french.

"Hm?" Soph checked her phone.
"Yes, i know im an idiot, Baka, but i got a question." Soph told him, calling him 'baka'.

"I know what your question is and my answer is neither!" Adrien almost shouted.

Soph's fake ears drooped, somehow.

"You don't want to watch any of those new comedy films at the Cinema? Na No Da" She asked.

"Wait, what?" He asked her.

"Do you want to watch a comedy film at the cinema with me and the gang sometime? Na No Da!" She asked.

"Sure." Adrien said.
'At least she's not doing any more dares' he thought.

"Ok i dare you to-" Soph got cut off by Adrien.

"Wait, i didn't say anything about dares!" Adrien yelled.

"Oh, the cinema thing was secret code for, do you want to get dared? Na No Da!" Soph explained.

Great, he jinxed it. So much for thinking that she wasn't going to dare him.

A while later, Soph had told Adrien the two dares she had in mind, both were to do with Marinette.

"Hm... i wounder if i should pack a stalker kit for these two...Na No Da..." Soph muttered behind a fake cardboard rock. She had made the mistake of bringing in her fake blue bush in on a rainy day, so it got soaked and destroyed. Lucky for her, she had her backup rock.

Adrien walked up to Marinette.

"So Marinette can i ask you a question?" He asked, blushing slightly.

Why was all these dares to do with Marinette? He woundered.

"Uh... sure..."

Adrien smirked, he had just gotten an idea to give Soph alittle bit of her own medicine.

"Soph wanted to know if you wore a bra." Adrien mentioned.

Soph, from her rock, stood up and shouted, "ADRIEN! THAT WASN'T THE DARE! NA NO DA!"

For once, after doing a dare, Adrien laughed.

"Wow... you got her mad." Marinette said.

"I know and it's funny!" Adrien laughed.

"OH I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! NA NO DA!" Soph yelled.

Later, Soph started to plot her revenge. Daring Adrien to lock himself into a room with Marinette? Purr-fect.

"Ohhh Adrien! Na No Da!" Soph sang.

"Yes?" Adrien asked as innocently as possible.

"Next dare! Na No Da!" Soph shouted in glee.

After Soph gave him the dare, he walked up to Marinette and asked her to follow him. She happily obayed and they walked inside a closet. Adrien closed it behind him and Soph locked it.

"Have fun in there you two! Na No Da!" She called.

"Soph!" Adrien and Marinette shouted at her.

"You'll thank me later, Bakas, Na No Da!" Soph told them and walked off.

...

Me: that ending was unexpected and i was writing it Na No Da.

Plagg: please shut up.

Me: unfortunately Chat or Adrien couldn't make it to the Authors notes... so i have to deal with his baka Kwami. Na No Da!

Plagg: i want cheese.

Me: i dont have cheese... Na No Da.

Plagg: whyyyyy?

Me: because i dont like it. Na No Da.

Plagg: *about to explode from anger*

Me: before Plagg says any words that shouldn't be said, i'll quickly end.
So for the next few chapters, they'll be stuck in the closet, Soph ships them too hard. Anyway if you have any suggestions- please do tell. And you can also give any Closet-styled dares for soph to tell them. *grins evilly then remembers Plagg* BYE NA NO DA!