Pitchi Pitchi Parody!
By jayfeathernya9
Luchia looked down. "OMG this dress is so CUTE!" she said, turning around for Hannon, who was also in a totally fab tutu.
"I know! Look at you, Lina! It's awesome!" Lina glanced down and crossed her arms.
"Dresses don't suit me. Not unless there's a plasma TV involved," she said hotly. Suddenly, a quartet of some very strange-looking girls appeared out of no-where.
"Yay! Mermaid princesses for Gaito!" cried a cat-eared black haired girl with a yellow bandanna on her head.
Luchia's "pet" Hippo the "penguin" (hit for instant adorable) swam up. "Luchia, Hannon, Lina! Use your microphones!" he cried.
Lina looked at the thing in her hand. She stared in disbelief. "What, you tell me WHAT, could these do to help us?"
"And who's Gaito?" Luchia asked. "It sounds like Kaito." She said, and at Kaito's mention, went all starry eyed. Like, really starry eyed with big stars and hearts and highlights.
Hannon had to hit her.
"Gaito is our LOVER!" A green haired girl laughed as she shot a… something at Hippo. With a poof, a blonde haired, green-eyed really cute boy took his place.
"OMG you're Hippo! Hippo-san Hippo-san!" she started screaming as she hugged Hippo.
Hannon stared at her microphone for a moment, frowning in concentration. Suddenly, she let out a war cry and rushed forward. She hit the Blonde haired girl on the head.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" the girl cried.
"Um…Hannon, that's not what I meant!' Hippo stammered. But Luchia and Lina followed suit and soon the three remaining demons were wincing and crying out in pain.
"Um…. Mermaids! Try singing!" Hippo called as Yuri twirled drunkly.
The fighting people froze. "Yes, anything is better than this!" cried the red haired woman.
"Lalalalala!" Luchia bleated.
"Me ememememeeme!" Hannon screamed.
"…" Lina glared.
Hippo slapped his face, turning him back into penguin for accidentally. "No, sing together! On the scripts!"
"Ooooh!" they said in unison, and began to sing.
"Arrrrg!" cried the blonde.
"Noooo! How can singing be worse than being hit?" screamed the bandanna girl.
Even the green haired lover girl was crushed.
"Is our singing really that bad?" Luchia asked, nearly in tears.
Hannon frowned and pouted.
"It's not worth even a Plasma TV."
"No! Mermaids, your singing is so good it's hurting them! They're your enemies! It's working! Hippo called, flapping crazily.
"Hippo, penguins can't fly," Hannon pointed out.
"Stay on track!" Hippo yelled.
"No! Stay off track! Stay off track!" cried the demons as they teleported back to Gaito.
"Gaito-sama!" Cried the redhead.
"What, Izuru? Yuri? Eriu? Marie? What is it?" he asked, sipping a glass of wine.
"Gaito! I told you to lay off the alcohol!" Sara called from the sidelines.
"Sorry, Sara," He muttered, head swimming. "I…um…'forgot'."
(And, I know, weird ending, but tell me what you think!)