Loud Universe ch. 2

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOLVENSTROM!

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

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FORGET IT! NO DEAL!

….several month later...

"Never forget...I am a part of all of you...every moment you spend loving yourselves...is me loving you..."

These were Rose Quartz's last words...before she 'permanently' transformed...into Lisa Universe...her gem shined proudly along with her siblings eleven other gems...said siblings cried over her...happy that they had a new sibling...but sad over the loss of their mom...

...4 years later...

The Universe kids were a large, diverse bunch...each with their own personalities...and powers...

Would you like to hear about them?...if not, too bad! Some exposition needs to be done!

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Lori blinks awake, yawning deeply. Only to pause when she hears a masculine tone coming out of her mouth...and groaned.

She reached to the side, flicked on a lamp, and saw Bobbi's room light up. The latino boy lifted his hands to his face and groaned even louder.

"Again. This is literally the third time this week." She states irritably

'She' looks down on herself...and is thankful to see that her boyfriend took her advice to stop sleeping 'Au Naturale'...and a little disappointed(although she'll never admit to that).

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Lori Universe: Her power over 'dream surfing' is greater than anyone else in her family...No other powers seem forthcoming...

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Leni whistled as she walked into the abandoned Gem ship...she got out her picnic basket and brought out her sandwich-

ROAR!

A giant Centipeetle leaps from the shadows snarling-

"Hold your horses! I have plenty of snacks for all of you!" Shouts Leni as she throws sandwiches to Centipeetle and her friends.

While their eating...Leni goes up to Centipeetle and hugs her...strokes her affectionately and clicks a sweet song out with her tongue..for a brief moment...both entities glow...and centipeedle reverts back to her original form...if only for 5 minutes...

Thank...y-you...Leeeeeeennnnnniii- Thinks the centipeedle and her crew with the few seconds of sapience that they have been granted...

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Leni Universe: Her healing powers surpass even her mothers! Her very presence, radiates an 'aura' that heals everyone nearby...No other powers seem forthcoming...

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"HELLO BEACH CITY! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?" Luna Universe shouts on the stage as she smashes her Ax down on the stage-

BOOM!

...later...

"Again, I'm very sorry." States Greg as he pays Mr. Smiley for the destroyed Stadium...

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Luna Universe: The only one of her siblings(besides Steven) to successfully summon a weapon. It is a dual weapon; It is both a battle Ax, and a musical Ax that can play music...and deadly sonic blasts...No other powers seem forthcoming...

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"So I just flew in from Rushmore and boy are my arms tired!" Shouts Luan.

"BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Luan dodges all the tomatoes coming at her.

"You realize your killing yourselves, right!?"

"IT'S WORTH IT!"

Shouted the Tomato people that Luan brought to life as they continued to commit suicide to shut her up...

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Luan Universe: Her power over organic life is greater than even her mom's! In fact, she was the one who turned Lion, Cliff, Geo, Walt, Izzy, Hops, And El Diablo into Gem beasts(an accidental feat at the age of five that she has been unable to repeat)...No other powers seem forthcoming...

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GOAL!

Shouts Lynn Universe as she launched the Hockey puck right at the Goalie's protective sports cup-

CRACK!

Which completely shattered...along with his testicles...

...Later...

Greg winched sympathetically as over fifty hockey players were rushed to the hospital for emergency 'nut transplants'.

"Why sweetie...why must you always aim for the genitals? I'm pretty sure you've neutered every team you've played against!"

Lynn shrugs. "It's called 'strategy' dad! Now, boys AND girls are so scared to play against me...they forfeit rather than compete!"

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Lynn Universe: She is the strongest and fastest of all her siblings and gems...only her mother and the likes of Opal or Sugilite can match her...No other powers seem forthcoming...

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"Alright...is everyone ready to watch the fireworks?" Asked Greg to his kids. "No." Says a voice behind him.

GAH!

Screams Greg in fright as her daughter Lucy pops out of the shadows behind him. "Lucy!...aw man, did I forget you again?" Lucy gave her trademark sigh. "Story of my life..."

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Lucy Universe: has mastered shapeshifting greater than any one...even the Gems! She can even use it to turn invisible!...which somehow makes her even more creepy!...No other powers seem forthcoming...

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Pearl groans as she cleans up yet another mess. "Oh, for the love of- How did they get footprints on the ceiling!?" She shouts annoyed.

"HEY PEARL! THINK FAST!" Pearl whirls around just in time to see Amethyst toss Lana at her-

GLOW!

The instant she touched her...they fused...into a wretched, deformed blob!

"AMETHYST!" gurgled an annoyed Pearl-blob.

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Lana and Lola Universe; these twins girls have the greatest fusion capacity in all recorded gem history! They need neither permission or compatibility to fuse with others(the only exceptions appear to be each other and their siblings). It's doesn't even need to be on purpose. They fuse with any gem through touch(even by accident)! Which is why their required to wear gloves all the time.

Their is a twist though; While Lola can enhance any Gem a thousand times over(with none of the usual negative consequences that come with fusion). Lana dose the exact opposite. Whatever she fuses with becomes a thousand times WEAKER...how about that?...No other powers seems forthcoming...

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Lisa enters the house. "Lisa, what are you doing home so early?" Asked Pearl. Lisa shrugged. "I graduated from Harvard four years early...go figure." She states nonchalantly.

"Oh...would you like to do another experiment in my room?" Asked Pearl. Lisa smiled. "I'd like that."

She pauses only long enough to summon her equipment to her...before following Pearl into her room...

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Lisa Universe: She has the unique power of technomancy(no other member of her family has it). The ability to control technology with her mind...No other powers seems forthcoming

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Greg relaxed on a lawn chair in front of his carwash. "It's nice to just hang out sometimes. eatin' melon. Watching the sunset with my boys."

"Yup." Agreed Steven. "Burping or farting whenever we please." Chimed in Lincoln.

BBBUURRRPPP! "Way ahead of you bro." Belched Lana.

Lynn scratches the Red Cuprite under her shirt. "Lazy summer nights between soccer and weapons practice are the best."

Greg chuckles. "Ok...watching the sun set with my boys, and the girls who're practically boys." He amends.

"Here here!" Shouts the kids.

"And the fun one. Don't forget the fun one." Says Amethyst suddenly appearing beside Greg in a deck chair of her own.

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And Finally we get to Steven; the Jack of all trades. Where he lacks in quality, he makes up in quantity! He's the only one of his siblings currently able to do muiltiple-Gem powers. He can do all the powers(except Technomancy).

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And then there's Lincoln Uinveres...Current status: powerless...

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Lincoln felt powerless...Which shouldn't be anything new to him really. It wasn't easy being the only 'normal' in a family of super-powered aliens...he saw what his siblings could do and knew they were going to be extraordinary...but him? He was lucky just to be mediocre.

The current situation was also not helping his ego...he was being bullied left and right by that girl Ronnie Anne!

Seriously, what was her problem? Why couldn't she leave him alone!?

In any case...today she'd dumped garbage on him...he needed to ditch the evidence before he got home! If his sisters found out...he knew they meant well...but they usually just made things worse!

He quickly looked around his dad's carwash to make sure no one else was around. He then quickly takes off all his clothes and begins to wash them off and hang them out to dry. He then took a shower for himself.

As Lincoln washed himself, he admitted to himself that it was more then not wanting his sisters to meddle that prevented him from telling anybody...it was also the fact that he was ashamed. Once more he was powerless to stop something that would've been trivial to any of his other siblings...

Lincoln let out a depressed sigh as he shut off the water and reached for his clothes...only to find that they were gone!

"What the!? Where'd they- And then he saw the note-

Sucks to be you, Lame-o!

Lincoln glared. He'd recognize that insult anywhere-

RONNIE ANNE!

Last straw...meet camels back...

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Ronnie Anne chuckled as she carried Lincolns clothes up a hill. "Man, I wish I could've seen that Lame-o's face-

WISH GRANTED!

A shocked Ronnie looked up just in time to see Lincoln(with nothing but a bar of soap hiding his modesty) scream and pounce on her.

Both kids tumbled down the hill...

…Meanwhile, a little further down the hill...

Steven takes a deep breath as he goes to once more try to start a conversation with that cute girl...

He casually walks up to her...trying to figure out how to introduce himself...

"Hey, my name is steven...hey, my name is STeven...Hey, my name is stEVEN...Hey, my name is-

GAH! TAKE THAT! LET GO OF ME YOU JERK!

Steven and Connie watched as what looked like two rabid bob-cats fighting each other were tumbling down a hill...right toward Connie!

HEY! MY NAME'S STEVEN!

Screamed Steven as he jumped in to protect her-

GLOW!

And that's how an almost naked Lincoln found himself trapped in a bubble(yet another new power that he didn't have), with his female bully, his brother, and his brothers crush...

I hate my life...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: This chapter was a collaboration with 'Wolvenstrom'!

P.S. There seems to have been some confusion; all the universe siblings have Gems, not just Lisa.

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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