I own the plunny.

These were the deadliest weapons on Earth.

And right now there 5 of them pointed straight at Wally. Little by little, Wally felt his resolve beginning to crumble. Mentally he wailed in his mind. He didn't even think Damian, much less Jasonknew how to use that weapon against him.

Oh god they were gonna use the secret backup: The Quiver.

Wally twitched and then his resolved broke. "Fine," he relented. "We'll go for ice cream. My treat."

He immediately got dogpiled by the younger Bat siblings. "Yay!" "Thank you!" "You're the best Wally!"

Standing next to him, Dick snickered. "They have you completely wrapped around their finger don't they?"

Wally scowled. "You try and resist those damn puppy eyes!"

"No Dick! Stop that! No!"

Dick pouted, his lower lip quivered a little.

Wally cursed those bright beautiful eyes. "Fine," he relented. "Stupid puppy eyes. You shouldn't be able to pull that off anymore!"

Dick laughed. "It's because I'm awesome like that."

"Dad, why can't we keep Wally?" Tim asked, tugging on Bruce's black pants.

Bruce bent down and lifted Tim up into the air. "Because," Bruce said, "It's a really big responsibility to keep a speedster, you need to feed him a lot and play with him often. Yet somehow speedsters are still better than Kryptonians." He muttered that last part to himself.

Tim blinked. "But we can do that!" he argued. "We did pretty well when Wally was here!"

Bruce shook his head. "Maybe later, when you're older."

Tim's eyes grew wide. "Does that mean I'll get my own speedster when I grow up?"

"Um…" Bruce panicked in his head. 'Damnit! Didn't Barry say he had a kid that same age as Tim? Bart? Hell no. One speedster is enough. Tim is never going to meet Bart.'

"Dick help!"

"With what?"

"Well… um. My first cousin once removed showed up."

Dick blinked and stared at his phone. "Um… Wally in order to have a first cousin once remove, you need to have a cousin first."

On the other side of the phone, Wally waved his hand in the air. "Details," he said. "Point is, he's physically the same age as Tim."

Dick interrupted. "Physically the same age?"

"Um yeah, something about him having superspeed aged him to about 7-8ish when he's really only 1 and half. We fixed that though. But I'm getting off topic here. He's the same age as Tim and has same amount of energy as I do after an energy drink and I don't know how to stop him! Help! Please!"

Dick sighed. "I'm coming over. Try and keep him contained in the house. I'll bring Tim over too. Maybe a new friend will keep them both distracted."

"Have I mentioned you're the world greatest boyfriend today?"

"Hmm… keep talking."

"Where the hell is Wally?"

Dick opened another door to another empty room in the Manor. Wally had come over a few hours ago. Like always, his siblings promptly tackled the speedster and dragged him off to play with them. Dick didn't mind and thought it was pretty cute. It meant they weren't dragging him around and paying attention to Wally instead. But Dick did want to spend time with his boyfriend.

"Looking for Master Wallace, Master Richard?" Alfred asked, appearing next to Dick.

Dick nodded. "Yeah have you seen him?"

Alfred nodded. "He's in the library with the rest of your siblings."

Dick opened the door to the library to find Wally and his siblings sitting on the couch. Wally was the only who noticed him, giving Dick a bright smile. The rest of his siblings had fallen asleep. Wally held Damian in one hand and a storybook in another. Tim was sprawled out on Wally's lap. Cass was leaning against Wally on the right side, Steph was on the left. Jason was curled up around Wally's feet.

"They wanted me to read them a story?" Wally said sheepishly, glancing at the sleeping kids.

"Uh huh," Dick said.

Alfred suddenly appeared. He handed Dick a camera. "Here's the camera Master Richard."

Wally paled several shades. "Don't you dare Dick!" he hissed.

Dick grinned and held the camera up. "Smile!"

Ah. Tim met Bart. So that's two redheads...

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