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So last time Roy got kidnapped. 8D Welcome to Kidnapping Equals Jealousy Part 1 (one of the few rare full chapters in K=I instead of a string of drabbles).

"You're a lifesaver."

Wally grumbled. "I better get a whole plate of Alfred's cookies for doing this."

Dick leaned over and kissed Wally on the cheek. "I'll make sure you get two plates."

Wally crossed his arms. "I dunno if two plates is gonna be worth it. Your siblings may love me, but you're seriously gonna leave me alone with all of them for the next three hours?" he whined.

"Well, I have to go to a conference for school, Bruce is out of town, and Alfred is sick and is under orders to stay in bed unless it's a life or death emergency," Dick said, counting off the reasons on his hand. "By the way life or death emergencies only include stuff like the world ending and not because Damian is throwing things at you." A wide grin spread across Dick's face. "Beside, you're the only one Bruce marginally trusts to watch my siblings."

"Really?"

Dick laughed nervously. "Yeah. Even Superman doesn't have that honor." 'Not that he wants it after the last time he attempted to babysit the kids,' he mentally tacked on after. Wally had no idea how lucky he was that the Bat Siblings liked him. Being handcuffed to a bed wasn't the worse they could do.

"Just hurry back okay?" Wally asked.

"I will," Dick promised. "Okay guys, you can come out now."

Instantly, five heads peered into the room from the doorway. It was the only warning Wally received before he got tackled. "Wally!" they all exclaimed, knocking the redhead to the ground.

Wally groaned. The kids were heavy! Why did they always have to tackle him and promptly sit on him like he was some sort of chair whenever he came over?

"Be nice for Wally now," Dick warned his siblings. They nodded fervently in understanding. 'Hmmm… I'll give it an hour until Wally breaks down to call me because they started causing trouble.' Dick thought.

From his position on the ground, Wally looked up at Dick. "Please hurry back!"

"I will! Have fun!"

'And please let the house still be standing when I get home.'

It had taken Roy all but two hours to figure out who had kidnapped him and where he was. (Though he was a little lost on the 'why' part of the equation).

In Wally's argument, Roy only figured it out because Wally got stuck babysitting the siblings. (Wally knew he should have asked for three plates of cookies. It wasn't worth it to watch the siblings alone! Not when Alfred is sick!)

It more or less went down like this.

"JASON TODD WAYNE IF YOU DO NOT GET BACK HERE AND CLEAN THIS MESS, I WILL MAKE SURE ALFRED FEEDS YOU ONLY VEGGIES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK!"

Wally scowled. Jason had left a mess in the kitchen with the jars of peanut butter, jelly and bread. Wally had checked every room on the first and second floor of the Manor already and had made his way to the third floor. He opened the door and began to blink rapidly at the sight before him.

Jason and Cass were sitting on the bed, feeding Roy, who was handcuffed to the bed post.

"Roy?" Wally asked. Why on earth was the archer here?

"Wally?" Roy replied, just as stunned.

"TIM!" Wally shouted.

Tim's tiny form appeared in the doorway, his blue eyes blinking. "Yes?" he asked, looking sheepish already.

Wally looked at the guilty children before him. "Tim, why have you kidnapped Roy?" he asked softly. Wally had learned that of all the younger Bat Siblings, Tim was the strategist. He could come up with detail plans and his siblings would execute them in a timely manner. Tim was probably the one who took after Dick the most.

Tim shuffled his feet. "Jason asked me to," he said softly.

Wally let out a frustrated sigh and rubbed his forehead. "Jason, why did you want to kidnap Roy?"

The second oldest son crossed his arms and looked away angrily.

Cass on the other hand, tugged at Wally's pants. Wally kneeled down and looked at the small girl. "Do you know why Cass?"

She nodded. Cass then pulled out the picture of Dick and Wally, and another of Bart and Tim that she had stuffed inside her bat plushie and then pointed at Roy and Jason. Realization dawned on Wally.

"Ahhh I see."

"That's great, Wally. Mind explaining it to me, while you uncuff me?" Roy shouted from the bed.

Wally thought about it. "Nah," he said.

"Nah?" Roy echoed.

Wally ignored him. He turned to the kids. "Have fun now. Be careful. He gets kinda moody and might try to bite you. You also have to make sure you feed him often okay?"

Jason looked up at Wally, wide eyed. "I get to keep him?" he asked, his respect for Dick's boyfriend shot up a few more notches. Wally was cool in his eyes before this, but now, Wally was awesome.

"Well," Wally mused. "You still have to ask your Dad, and you have to tell your brother when he gets home. But for now? Yes you can."

"Don't I get a say in this?" Roy yelled. He didn't know what was going on. All he knew was Wally was here and going to leave him stuck to the bedpost with a bunch of kids.

Wally grinned. "Nope. Not at all. Think of it this way, it means they like you. Oh! Hold for a-"

Wally vanished and reappeared. "for a moment," he said finishing his sentence.

Roy's eyes went wide. "Don't you dare Wally!"

In Wally's hands was a camera. There was a huge grin on Wally's face. "Smile!"

Poor Roy. xD Part of Kidnapping Equals Jealousy shall be up next week.

Also if you're a fan of my Meet the Family (YJ/HP crossover) the sequel is finally up.

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