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The conclusion to Kidnapping Equals Jealousy!
"You're in a good mood. "
Dick looked at his boyfriend who was positively beaming as he sat in the kitchen eating ice cream. "Where are the kids?" Dick asked, taking a seat next to Wally. He pulled a spoon out from the drawer and helped himself to the chocolate ice cream.
If possible, Wally's grin grew even wider. "You'll never guess what happened today," Wally said in a sing song voice.
"What?"
Wally handed Dick a photo.
Startled, Dick's eyes went wide as he stared at the photo. "Isn't that Roy?" If the evidence wasn't right in front of his face, Dick would have never believed it. Handcuffed to the bedpost, was Roy. Where on earth did Wally get this picture?
Right then, a loud scream was heard throughout the house. "WALLY!"
Dick shifted his attention back to his boyfriend. "He's here? NOW?"
Wally nodded, still grinning like a madman. "Upstairs. Third floor, first room on the right."
Dick buried his head into his hands. "Guys," he moaned. "Why?"
Wally shrugged. "Jason is jealous. I think he's just lonely since you have me, and Tim has Bart. Cass and Steph are always together and Damian it still too young to care," Wally explained. "So yeah, he kidnapped Roy. And since I had to spend the entire day handcuffed to the bedpost, I figured Roy could too."
"When I said people could know my civilian ID after they've been kidnapped by my siblings, I was joking," Dick muttered.
Wally wrapped his arm around Dick's shoulder. "We probably need to have a talk with them about their kidnapping tendencies. But in the last six months of being your boyfriend, I've come to learn this is just the Bats family way of expressing your love and concern, along with stalking. Especially after last week."
Dick flushed a brilliant red color at the memory. "I said I was sorry!"
Wally laughed as he gave Dick a kiss. "Like I said, it's just your way expressing your love and concern."
"WALLY!"
"Should we go and save him?" Dick asked, glancing up at the ceiling.
"Nah. Let him suffer. He'll have to get use to it eventually."
"No, Jason."
"But Dad," Jason argued. "Roy doesn't live with Mr. Green Arrow anymore, so it's ok if we keep him!"
Inside his head, Bruce was having a mental breakdown. Okay he could tolerate speedsters (he had to with two of his kids being best friends/in love with said two kid speedsters), and even managed to survive having Kryptonian as a "best friend" even if Clark was acting like an idiot and not taking responsibility for Superboy. He drew the line at Arrows.
"He probably doesn't want to stay here, Jason," Bruce tried to sway his son. "Roy likes his independence." In fact Bruce was counting on that fact as the reason why Roy would stay far away from his family.
"Fine," Jason scowled.
Bruce ruffled Jason's hair. "You'll find your own one day," he promised. 'Just not an Arrow, please.'
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