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Kidnapping Equals Worrying
Batman walked into the JLA meeting and looked at his fellow comrades. "All of you are free tonight," he said. It wasn't even a question, a simple statement of fact.
"Err, actually I'm not," Hal started.
A glare from Batman quickly shut him up.
"Can you at least tell us why we're all free tonight?" Diana asked. Batman was nearly impossible to argue against, but at the very least she would like to know why she had to cancel girl's night out with Dinah.
"The children are doing field training tonight. All of you are on standby to make sure they don't get hurt."
"Children? As in plural? As in you have more than Robin ready to run around and didn't inform us?" Dinah asked. She knew Batman was a bit of a family man, but she didn't know that had he more kids, all of whom seem to be going into the crime fighting business.
"No, they're not ready," Batman sidestepped half the question. "It's field training. None of them are allowed out on the streets until they turn fifteen."
"How did they get you to agree to field training?" Barry asked very amused.
Batman didn't say anything. It was now clear to him that he should not answer his children before his first coffee of the morning.
"Are there waffles?"
"Yes."
"Dad, you and big brother caught Joker last night right?"
"Yes."
"That means all the big criminals are locked up right?"
"Yes."
"So that means we can do go out tonight with you and big brother."
"Yes."
"Okay! I'll tell Alfred!"
Bruce took a sip of his coffee. Then the entire conversation replayed in his mind. "WAIT TIM!"
"They asked," he grunted.
"Roll call," Robin's voice came over the radio frequency.
"We are here," Kaldur replied first. "We apprehended a thief on South Street."
"It's quiet where we are," Megan responded.
"All clear here!" Steph cheerful response rang.
"Car jack in process," Artemis said. "We're on the north side, past the Mall."
"Need help?" Wally asked.
"We can handle it."
"Keep in touch," Robin ordered.
"Listening in on the kids Bats?"
Batman glared at Superman who arrived on the rooftop. He ignored the Boy Scout. "I'm still can't believe you called in the entire Justice League to be on standby while your kids are out training."
"Shut up. I'm doing my job as a father."
Superman winced. He supposed he deserved that one. He followed Batman as he landed on the rooftop across from the mall. Down on the street, Jason and Artemis were taking care of the car robbers.
"Is stalking them really necessary?" Superman asked. He watched as Batman threw a batarang to disarm a crook that Jason wasn't paying attention to.
"Yes. Now go away."
"You know Bruce it is okay to say that you're worried."
"Clark. Shut up."
Oh Clark you don't know what you're doing do you?
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