Disclaimer: do you really think J.K. Rowling would ship an apple with a person?
Draco was awestruck, speechless. He had been staring at this beauty for so long, his eyes had begun to water. But he couldn't take his eyes off of the sheer beauty of it. It was round and smooth, perfect in every way. Light green, and so...so...so... shiny! He was pretty sure he was in love. He slowly walked over. It made no move to get away, so he continued. He finally reached what he longed for, his deepest desire. "Oh Apple, my Apple, you will be mine forever!" he crooned lovingly, stroking the lone leaf of his love, caressing her smooth skin. "I love you! So green, so perfect, just sheer beauty!" he continued to talk to Apple in a loving tone, overjoyed to have found his true love. He finally couldn't take it any longer, and went in for a kiss. He planted a kiss on Apple, but he just couldn't stop himself. When he finally drew his lips slowly away, he saw that Apple had a bite taken out of her. "Noooooo!" He wailed, dropping to his knees in agony. "I'm so sorry, my love for you has destroyed you! I couldn't stop myself! But I will always keep you with me, don't you worry. You'll be safe with me forever, my little beauty." He put Apple up against his cheek and held her lovingly.
THE END