A/N: YAY~ We got an anonymous France XD!
Misty, mon cher! Why is it you insist on wanting to cause me physical harm? I am not too much of a bad man, am I? Ah, you make me so sad, mon petit enfant...
Hoping I burn...well, now I am going to write you letters anyways, because you have wounded my fragile heart! And I swear, I was not trying to peek up your skirt that one time...I merely tripped. But I still remember the color of your panties~ They were quite cute, and as I recall...blue?
Ah, but yes. Quite happy to see that you are writing letters, mon petit enfant! Now I can write to you with the excuse that I am bored.
Perhaps if you give me one more chance, things can be forgiven...Oui? I am not such a bad person...
Besides, Ivan is always the one wanting people to become one with him. I, at least, take a more romantic approach to-
*CENSORED*
Non?
Hoping to see your lovely face,
Francis Bonnefey
France
… French Bastard…
Screw you. You groped my ass. You're also a spineless perverted fool and I hope you get shot down by Mr. Switzerland *smiles* I can ignore a lot of things but I cannot let you pass. Come within a MILE of my state line and I'll file a restraining order~ *smiles*
And sure you tripped… Just you wait until I tell your 'Mon Cher Canada and Mon Cher Seychelles' about your harassment *sticks out tongue* A-And s-shut that dirty mouth of yours! *shivers* God, you creep me out… n-now go on – shoo~ shoo~!
… You sound like a stalker. Go away.
*blushes* G-GAH! Get the hell away from me you damned Frenchie! I-I'll tell Big Brother South! A-And don't insult Mr. Russia! He's a very nice person!
With a prayer for you to 'fall' off a cliff~
The State of Missouri (no you may not call me Misty, I do not like you.)
P.S. Speak English. You are talking to an American.
A/N: Ah yes... nobody can deal with France for long... LEAVE A LETTER PLEASE XDD~