A/N: *Looks at letters* I love you all o w o… O-Oh! *coughs* Another letter from Francis~ XD Just gonna squeeze in one more letter before I hit the sack~!

Dearest Misty,

I am no 'spineless' pervert...I can very well assure you that I have a spine, so you are wrong on that mon cheri.

*gasp* Using my own children against me...that is low. Very low. Even I am saddened by that!

What if I was just madly in love with you and wanted your attention? Eh...but of course YOU would not think of that. It takes one like myself to be a master in situations of LOVE.

...hoping I get shot by Vash is mean too~ why are you so cruel to me, mon petit enfant?

Je suis désolé...but I could not help myself. You are a cute girl~ And when I see a cute girl, how can I resist~?

Of course, of course- I was not making fun of Ivan. Just stating a fact, non? But you are so embarrassed...HAVE you ever become one with him? I am curious now...and perhaps Monsieur America will be too, non?

Ah, tu es mignon! 3

With love,

Francis

P.S- I will always call you Misty~!

French Pervert,

Yeah right~ I know for a fact that you still nearly faint at the sight of Germany~ And Mom *cough*England*cough* says that you're a 'bastard' and he would also like you to know that he'll kick your ass again if you come near me~ I love my mom ^ ^

… But I still hate you.

Oh surrre~ *giggles darkly* So digging through my trash isn't considered 'low' then? ^ ^

You do realize that I have over thirty brothers and cousins… plus dad~ Screw it if you're good at running away (… spineless.) They'll still kick your ass ^ ^~! And even if that were true; would still flat out refuse - . -" besides… the hell would you see in me? Go after my mountain siblings, they have boobs. I'm a part of the Great Plains remember numbskull~? (Plus knowing you, you'd probably cheat on me with in the first 30 seconds.)

No~ I'm not mean~ You just bring out the worst in me. Wow~ I'm impressed~ ^ ^ *claps* you're the only one who can turn me into a total bitch. Congratulations, you're a dick ~! Also… Kansas wanted to know if you're bi or straight. - . - Don't ask me why, just answer the damn question.

Oh, and if you grope my mom again I will personally make it so you will never be able to reproduce… ever.

W-What! Y-y-you pervert! Of course not! He's China's remember! Plus he's like another big brother to me!

Damn you. I am still pure!

With a prayer for you to someday get neutered,

MISSOURI! YOU IDIOT!

P.S. Did I mention how much I would like for you to burn? (And I'm not your damn 'dearest' or 'mon cheri'... or whatever the hell else you said!) You see? It's all your fault that I'm cursing you French Pervert!

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