A/N: Lolz wow~ you all reeeally like to bring out Missouri's mean side…
Bonjour Missouri~
I am French Guiana~ Why are you so mean to Papa. He isn't that bad. He just loves to spread l'amour~
Oh, you look so mignon in this picture Papa gave me of you~ almost as mignon as mon cheri Surinam. You will come visit, oui?
With much amour,
French Guiana (Pricilla Bonnefoy)
((I COULD NOT RESIST! I normally write as my OC Nicaragua, but after seeing Misty's hatred of France, I had to pull out French Guiana for this~ French Guiana is basically a South American female version of France. And poor Suriname gets the brunt of the pervertedness~
French translations:
Bonjour: hello
mignon: cute))
Dear Pricilla~ (is it alright if I call you that)
Because he is a bastard~ I hate him a lot. And his "l'amour' just ticks me off~ *shrugs*
… The fu… How did he get my picture the creeper…! … Thank you for the complement~! *kisses both cheeks* That is how you greet each other in France (not the personification I will never say his name directly) right~? *smiles*
Of course I'll come and visit you~ I have no reason to despise you too (or any of his… offspring… for that matter) ~ Plus you seem like a nice person Miss~! ^ ^ The only one who can make me lose it is France… - . - the bas – O-Oh sorry, I'm being rude huh~? I can't wait to see your… are you a nation or a city~?
With a (slightly twitchy) smile~
Misty~
P.S. And if you show this to the bas – I mean you're 'Papa'… tell him that yes. Yes, this insult is intended.
A/N: She isn't rude here because Misty is a naturally nice person (only one she hates is France) other than that she's harmless… LEAVE A LETTER PLEASE XDD!