A/N: Lolz poor Missouri ^ ^…
Mon Cher MISTY,
For one thing, I would like to say that Ludwig is a very scary man. If you knew him as I did, you would agree. So THAT means nothing to me! Mon dieu...I am not spineless. I have fought (and WON) many battles- not to mention, I helped Alfred win his revolution against your 'mother' (who loves me very much! Arthur is mon tendre amour!)
Digging through trash- wait, how did you- I MEAN- I know not of what you are speaking. Perhaps if you caught me, it means that you just love watching me~ and you are secretly in love with me~
Heh heh- let us also not forget that many of your brothers and sisters once belonged to me...I can name off quite a few! I do not run away all the time...hmph...
What I see in you...? Ah, votre enfant idiote...I do not go after common known beauties, I go after the true beauties! Who needs big breasts when one has a pretty face, non? And if you truly are my one true love, then I will never leave your side...I would never LOOK at another man or woman, no matter how beautiful! But since you are so reluctant, I have no choice but to stay with my current love.
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I did nothing to deserve this treatment...all I can say is that one night with ME and you will never think that again...
Ah, Kansas...? I go for all beauty~ it doesn't matter to me what you are, what age, sex, or race~! I suppose the correct term would not be 'bi' sexual, more like...'pansexual'? Oui, that is the term used for ones like me.
Grope-? Ah, ça m'attriste! Your 'mother' does not think so badly of me. Why, just last night *CENSORED*
Arthur just doesn't want to admit how much he loves me.
And by the way! I am getting violent letters...are you telling your siblings untrue, bad things about me? Mon ami, why do you do this?
Sincerely yours,
Francis Bonnefey
P.S- Je t'aime plus que les cieux combinès! Je ne paux pas attendre pour *CENSORED* avec vous. Et vous ne serez jamais même comprendre cela! HA!
French Bastard… (I will never say your a cursed name…)
And you have lost just as many battles you damned spineless perverted alien~ *smiles* And the heck are you on about~? Germany is just a bit tsundere like mom is all. - . - you are such an idiot that I cannot comprehend. AND DAMN IT, KEEP AWAY FROM MY MOM!
… I rest my case~ You are just a creepy stalker bastard and that is that. Bull. You are too much of a pervert and a bastard. Ah… it really is a waste of your good looks~ MAYBE if you were a half way decent person I would consider it – but oh, wait, hahaha~! What was I thinking? You'll always be a perverted BASTARD~ ^ ^
Uhg… I a hate to say it but I also used to be a part of your territory… But you pretty much ignored us all except for Uncle Canada and Seychelles...bastard… - . - Yeah you're right~ you just run away most of the time ^ ^~
Ah~ so you have a Lolita complex~! And I repeat. Stay. Away. From. MOM.
… Yeah… no. Unlike YOU I am a good Christian (despite my Native American roots) and I will wait patiently for my wedding night.
Sooo you go after anything that moves…? Ugh.
I think that you are becoming forgetful due to your old age, geezer. Mom and you broke up a while back, right; and as I recall you dragged him kicking and screaming to the chapel… And Mom was DRUNK last night remember~?
He and Dad are going to get married if it kills me so back off you damned Frenchie. Do you have any idea how hard it was to get them both to the point where they can hold a half way decent conversation?
Nooo~ I am telling them insulting and offensive things about you but I can assure you they are nothing but the truth ^ ^
I'm a feminist (a real one, not what you claim to be…) you are a man whore. Do the math~ *smiles*
With Soul Crushing Sarcasm and Hatred~
Missouri… Missouri… MISSOURI!
P.S. What is with these… pink… frilly… things that you call gifts that keep coming in my mail…? Ugh, stop sending them, it's creepy… when are you going to give up? Go away. - . -… SHUT UP KENTUCKY I AM NOT A TSUNDERE LIKE MOM! ESPECIALLY NOT FOR THIS BASTARD!
A/N: USUK SHALL RISE! … Send in a letter = )