A/N: … Annnd one more from France~
My dearest Misty,
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I see you are enjoying the undergarments I am sending you...all of them are custom made! I got the measurements from, ah, someone. I won't tell who~
There are many things I could address in this letter, but I would prefer not to. Like, if you were such a good Christian than why do you wish such harm? Aren't you people supposed to love and forgive all or something like that?
Ah, mon petit amour est si têtue...just admit you love me already.
You are in love with me. You even called me good looking! Ha! You said it~ and now there is no taking it back~
And I don't like the term you used...I am not a common wh*re...I am much classier than that.
Oh seigneur! Arthur needs a real MAN, not some child like your father...I knew Monsieur America when he could not speak! It is for his own benefit. Besides, if you would just accept your feelings for me, I would not even NEED Angleterre!
Ohhonhonhon...I love you too, my beautiful sweetheart. Even if you are cruel and tell people untrue things about me.
With LOVE,
France
P.S- There are more frilly somethings to come! Next time they will be blue!
French Bastard,
It was Kentucky wasn't it! Damn him… No I will never wear your perverted underwear… And the hell is with the girly teddy bear in a dress… it's pink… and frilly… and lacy… - . -
… Dad used to be a puritan… now look at him. Yes I do, in fact I have a reputation to forgive and forget~ ^ ^ Just not when it comes to you.
*blushes* A-Ah, err… um… SHUT YOUR STUPID FRENCHIE MOUTH! N-No never! J-just go away!
Right. You're just better at grooming yourself and are more tactful… although you have less common sense…
GUUU~~~~! You really piss me off! My dad is can be perfectly mature person when he wants to be! *huffs* Your point~? Look at Mr. Spain and Romano!
N-never will I give in you creeper! For one you're a creep, a stalker, and most likely a cheater! Nope, not in a thousand –
Yes, she will… Don't worry Francis, this idiot'll give in soon~ don't give up!
Kentucky! What the hell did you put! GAH! D-don't send that, it'll give the bastard MOTIVATION–! *is cut off*
With an Undying flame of Hatred,
The State of Missouri
A/N: … Is it weird that I had so much fun writing this~? Leave a Letter please =3