Bones' lips were pursed and his brow was furrowed as if he were deep in thought.
"What's the matter, Bones?" Jim asked, intrigued.
Bones frowned.
"Did you ever think of how stupid it is for Vampires to be allergic to garlic?"
Jim deadpanned, not able to believe his ears. This sounded like a question Bones would hit him for asking, and there he was asking it himself.
"Um. No, I haven't. Why?"
"Because. People don't just walk around with cloves of garlic in their pocket, or whatever."
"Bones, I think that's the point."
"No, see, wouldn't it make more sense for them to be allergic to like… chocolate?"
Kirk scrunched his nose.
"Chocolate."
"Yeah. I mean, some average person on the street just walking is like a million times more likely to have chocolate than he is to have garlic. So, wouldn't it make sense for a vampire to be allergic to chocolate instead?" He stared at Kirk expectantly. Kirk, dumbfounded, stood silently for a long time.
"…Bones, vampires aren't real."