"HEY, UNDYNE, LOOK AT LESSER DOG'S NEW ARMOR!"
Undyne looked up from her notes and looked where Papyrus was pointing.
"Uh..." she said.
"There's no new armor there, and neither is Lessy."
"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"
Undyne backed away slowly, then charged away out the door.
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"undermovie3"
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Papyrus was looking every inch of the kitchen.
"SANS?"
"yeah, bro?"
"DID YOU EAT MY SPAGHETTI?"
"uh...no,"
"OK. MAYBE I ATE IT THEN."
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Mettaton put on his tuxedo and ran out to Alphys, in her lab.
"Here, hold this please."
It was all of the items that he was using in the 2-minute broadcast.
Alphys toppled over and crashed into her desk, dropping everything.
"Please...do...less...next...time..."
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Sans was served a plate of spaghetti by Papyrus.
Sans stared at it, then started to punch it repeatedly.
"SANS, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?" Papyrus asked from the couch.
"I am punching your spaghetti!"
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Frisk was in a battle with Sans.
Sans served one of his gravity switch attacks.
Frisk fell down.
"Dang you, gravity!" she said as she got dunked on repeatedly.
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Flowey was at the CORE, feeling suicidal.
"Goodbye, cruel world without love..."
He jumped toward the lava.
"OK, Flowey, I'll see you sooooooooooooo...wait, reset, reset!" said Mt. Ebott.
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"There's something on your face, Sans," said Frisk.
"what is it, pal?"
"It looks like a little bit of ketchup spilled on your chin."
"ok, grab that napkin and wipe it off."
"What napkin?"
"that one on your plate."
Frisk turned to look at her plate, and saw a napkin that had previously not been there.
She picked it up, and discovered it was really a whoopee cushion.
"ha ha ha," he laughed.
"Very funny, Sans. But seriously, KETCHUP to reality."
Sans couldn't help but laugh, no matter how CHEESY it was.
(rimshot)
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Sans was punching Papyrus' spaghetti, still.
"SANS, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? STOP IT! CUT IT OUT!"
"ok."
Sans grabbed a pair of scissors and started cutting up his noodles.
"YOUR IRONY CEASES TO AMAZE ME, SANS."
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Toriel was teaching Frisk about plants.
"Now, my child, don't touch that cactus."
"Why not?"
"Because it will prick you."
"It will?"
"Yes, I know,"
"OK, Mom."
Frisk walked away from the cactus, then came back and slashed it in half with a toy knife.
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Asgore walked to Toriel.
"Honey, why is Asriel on fire?"
"What are you doing back here, Asgore?"
"I...noticed...Asriel was on fire."
"Yes, he is, indeed...and that is your fault."
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Papyrus turned to use the bathroom.
There was another skeleton in there wearing a urinal.
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"
"Don't even think about it."
"THINK ABOUT WHAT?"
"Going..."
"NO PROBLEM. I DON'T HAVE TO."
When he got outside, Sans asked him what he was talking about in the bathroom.
"SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. THEY ACT LIKE YOU CAME INTO A BATHROOM TO USE THE TOILET!"
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Sans was still punching the spaghetti.
By this point, it was all over the walls.
"SANS, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" scolded Papyrus.
"hey, take it easy."
"YOU-"
"you shouldn't be scolding me for MESSING around."
"OH MY-"
"cause' after all these jokes aren't DIRTY."
"SANS, YOU- JUST- CLEAN UP!"
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Flowey ran over to Frisk...er, burrowed.
"Hey, check out my new camera!"
He turned into Omega Flowey and Frisk looked at the TV screen.
"That's not a camera, that's a television!"
"I...guess...I got...my devices...mixed...up."
"And this television has very boring programs, so I will leave now."
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Chara had come back from the subspace again.
"Die, Froggit!"
"Nooooooooo!"
"i like bones," said Sans.
"Oh, no no no no wai-"
A Gaster Blaster appeared and blasted Chara and the Froggit away.
Sans chuckled to himself.
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