A/N: XD
My dearest Misty,
I will not even regard anything else you said in the letter. I will only say one thing- my house, nine o clock, next Wednesday? My bedroom is on the highest floor~ ohhonhonhon~
Ah, you are a silly little thing. Playing hard to get never works~ if you keep doing that, I'll just move on soon~
Hmmm...ah! I just got an idea!
*kisses Misty on the lips and runs away*
Ohhonhonhon! Those star things make my life a lot easier! Now I can harrass you over letter~ ohhonhonhon.
Mon petit cher, you are simply too stubborn for your own good. So silly!
With LOVE,
Francis
F-French Bastard,
Hell no! Pigs will fly and hell will freeze over! … Even I'M not dumb enough to go into a room alone with you… in you domain and with a bed in it to boot! Hell no! I'd have to be drunk to even consider it! … What part of 'my wedding night' don't you understand? And you'd probably be the type for a one night stand - . -…
Then why'd you date mom~? *sticks out tongue* Plus, how much older are you than me! Yes, THOUSANDS so therefore that would make you a pedophile~
*blushes* DAMN YOU THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! GIVE IT BAAACK~~~!
I'll never go on a date with you! NOT EVER – What! That isn't fair Kentucky!... *sighs* fine... I'll... go... on... a... d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DATE. *shivers* with you... Kentucky kidnapped Francesca (my pocket knife... don't ask.) But damn it if you lay a hand on me you will die! ... See you on Wednesday... But I am not going into your house. - . -
Screw you Bastard.
Missouri.
P.S. "Oh, hi Mr. Russia~ what are you doing here~?"
A/N: OH NOS! WHAT SHALL HAPPEN TO OUR DEAR MISTY NOW! ... review and find out.