(Disclaimer: Invader Zim is not mine.)
"I am NORMAL! Give me that camera!" I yelled and tried to climb the walls without using my Pak but I couldn't.
"Ha! You won't be able to reach me up here, alien!" the teenage boy yelled.
"I'm not an alien! I'm a perfectly normal teenage human boy!" I shouted back, growling.
"Oh yeah? Then why do you have green skin?" the human asked, still videotaping me.
"It's a skin condition." I said proudly, using the clever cover up for my colored skin.
"What about the pinkish reddish eyes huh? Is that a skin condition too?" the teenage yelled smiling evilly.
I looked down, doing my best to look embarrassed in front of the camera. "Yes." I murmured.
The teenage boy quieted down, but then spoke up again. "And the antennas?"
I sighed. "My hair doesn't grow like the normal human boys hair does!" I said, looking angrily at him.
"Lies! You're an alien!" the teenager accused pointing at me.
I huffed and thought that it was worth the risk. Legs sprouted from my Pak and I climbed up the wall until I reached to where the teenage boy was gawking.
I grabbed the camera out of his hands and let it drop. The gravity on this planet was enough to make it break on impact, immediately crushing all the evidence that it contained. I looked up at the terrified boy. "Get… Out… Now…" I growled at him.
He glared at me. "I'll be back, and don't worry, I'll be prepared." He growled as he slanted to the side a bit and he fell to the ground landing on one knee, his fist touching the floor, his head bent down in a dramatic pose. He stood up and glared at me, then left whistling a happy tune, shutting the door behind him.
"Humans are the weirdest creatures I've ever encountered." I muttered to myself with a shake of my head as I let myself fall to the ground, landing on the balls of my feet.
I made my way to the elevator. I needed to get that tracking device so that I would be able to find Gir much more quickly. "This is all that smeets fault, if she hadn't been there, I wouldn't have to find Gir and erase his memory." I muttered to myself as I pressed the button that took me to my lab.
"Incoming transmission from the Tallest." The computer said.
"Accept it." I muttered and saluted to the image of Tallest Red and Purple. "My tallest? What brings this up? Usually I'm the one that contacts you not the other way around."
They snickered amongst themselves. "We just called to ask how the mission was going." Tallest Purple said holding back fits of chuckles.
"Oh well, it's going horribly. But on the bright side, I've found my Sir Unit." I informed them.
"Oh have you now?" Tallest Red asked.
"Yes, my tallest."
They looked at each other and then back at me with huge smiles on their faces. "You know *giggle giggle* maybe we should send you a new Sir Unit to help you capture your old one!" tallest Red said.
Tallest Purple couldn't contain his laughter anymore; he fell back and started to roll around the floor, clutching at his squidly-spooch.
"Did I miss something?" I asked, staring at the Tallest that was rolling around on the floor.
"Nothing of importance." he said with a small wave of his hand. "Expect a package in about a month. We'll try to send it to you in first class overnight." Tallest Red said, laughing wildly as he signed off.
I was left to stare at the screen. "I don't get it." I said to myself.
I had become quite miserable, being alone in this planet does that kind of stuff to you.
Every Invader is assigned a Sir Unit for a reason. Sure one of the reasons is to make sure that the invader they were assigned to doesn't die, but the other reason is to keep the invader company, to make sure the invader doesn't go crazy.
Me without Gir, I think I already have gone off the deep end if I had the nerve to actually think of a human being *gulp* hot.
I got a sick feeling in my squidly-spooch. "Something bad is going to happen." I whispered to myself and decided to call it a day, I'm going to bed.