10 Things Olivia Peyton Stark should never do
BTW, this will be in Olivia's POV. Featuring special guests THE AVENGERS!
1: Paint the Iron Man suit bright purple.
(Dad flipped out and broke his toe. Mom, Uncle Rhodey, and Shanie laughed.)
2: Dad told me to stop blowing up fruit. (Yesterday, me and Mom started to blow up a watermelon, and Dad walked in right as the melon exploded in his face.)
3: Rig Dad's office so that every time he walks in, JARVIS plays LMFAO songs. (When he walked in and Party Rock Anthem blasted out, he jumped like 4 feet in the air. Mom and Shanie came in and started dancing while Dad glared at them.)
4: Call Mom & Dad at 3 AM and yell good morning. (Steve actually suggested that one. But when I told my parents that it was his idea, he totally sold me out!)
5: Tell Dad that I'm in love with Clint Barton and that we are moving to Atlanta to start a life together. (The one and only Black Widow helped me with that one!)
6: Refuse to move from the couch when Dad tells me to. (He actually called in Thor to come and get me off of the couch. Let's just say that I always make sure Thor and Dad are out of the house when I sit on the couch.)
7: Tell on Dad when he does an experiment that could kill him. (Tony: That happens pretty much every freaking day!)
8: Have Bruce drive me to school. (When someone took his parking spot, he got a little… green and everyone at school freaked out.)
9: Coordinate Pranks with Hawkeye. (When Dad was about to eat an apple when Hawkeye shot an arrow through it, just missing Dad.)
10: Mouth off to Nick Fury. (Thor, Dad, Hawkeye, Steve, and Black Widow were all cracking up until Fury gave them all the stink eye.)
I thought this was funny! Tell me what you think!